Dannydevito Stories

uh oh! danny devito and peppa pig fall in love but will peppas ex pewdiepie stop their relationship???!!!

this is just a bunch of my stuff and weird one shots i've written read at your own risk

book of sus

WARNING! SMUT!

Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito are average sleep paralysis demons but they have a huge secret; they've been in love with each other since they first started their jobs back in 1876. Their higher authorities banned them being together. They deemed it unprofessional and childish. Would Danny and Steve let some silly rules get in the way of the bond they shared? See how their proscribed love plays out in this spine tingling allegory of Steve Buscemi and Danny Devito, the forbidden lovers.

Y/N gulped as she saw the man standing in front of her. Steve Harvey. "Join our mafia now or i will steal your kneecaps." ©HENTAIFUELED

Danny has always been a strange boy. Now that he's all grown up, he can dig deeper and explore his quirks. Some of which involve eggs. And Nicholas Cage.

Why did I write this? Fuck it if it gets enough reads I'll write a sequel

The same picture of me every day unless my wife grounds me.

Barack was coming home from work, he missed his love, Danny, he opened the door to their shared home, he had heard some noises upstairs so he went to check it out, he opened the door to his and Danny's room only to see Rick Astley and Danny making out, he was so heartbroken, "Danny?" he quietly questioned, "B-Barack, please let me explain," Danny started but wasn't able to finish as Barack had ran out.

When you moved to your new home, you expected the worst. Life was so nice before - you had friends, a good social life, a nice house, and you were comfortable. Settled. Well, maybe moving did have a few perks. Your parents are now in a better state, and you got away from your ex boyfriend... ugh, that jerk. It's the first day at your new job - you work at a fancy German restaurant called "Leon's Cottage". Your day had been going well so far, maybe this town wasn't that bad. That's when your day got better... your entire life changed. He walked in. And his name...? His name is Danny DeVito.

A comedy of errors, egos, and epic meltdowns. When a mismatched group of strangers arrives at a luxurious coastal Airbnb for a weekend "team-building retreat," they expect relaxation, inspiration, maybe even a little bonding. What they get is chaos, karaoke, and one catastrophic cooking class. Kit Connor, the well-meaning but hopelessly optimistic organizer, had big plans: icebreakers, trust falls, and heartfelt group breakthroughs. But from the moment Lizzo starts a midnight dance-off, Beyoncé and Alicia Keys take over the hot tub, and Danny DeVito refuses to participate in anything, Kit's itinerary goes up in flames-literally. As personalities clash and egos combust, the house becomes a pressure cooker of hilarious misadventures. Whether it's a disastrous spa day, a wildly off-the-rails escape room, or a surprise talent show that nobody actually signed up for, the retreat becomes less about building a team and more about surviving each other. With a star-studded cast of characters, Retreat and Repeat is a laugh-out-loud, feel-good comedy about unlikely friendships, letting go of control, and embracing the beautiful disaster of simply being human. Because sometimes, the best kind of retreat... is the kind you'll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

Reader x Calum hood You and Calum Hood meet one night at a club, and he takes much interest in you, leading to things getting spicy in his bedroom ;)

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This is a shitpost okay :'3

Her shoulders: A very sexy high school fanfiction about a girl and her mesmerizing shoulders.

oneshots of danny devito x you. You can imagine anything. Danny devito is love. He is our god.

this shit isn't serious

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