Darkcomedy Stories

I crossed into the world of Type Moon and, for some reason, the Root itself recognized me. As long as I die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become its lord, an existence stronger and freer than even the Seven Grand Servants. So, in order to die, I started acting like a complete fool across the Nasuverse. I cursed Gilgamesh to his face in Uruk, challenged almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, proclaimed in Israel that Solomon was a demon god instead of a holy king, and even stood at Morgan's side in Britain. Yet for some reason I am still alive. By 1994, Fuyuki City, history has given me a ridiculous list of titles: the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, the miracle worker supported by Prince Camelot. On top of the Fuyuki Bridge, a young yet world weary Lovi sits on the railing, staring at the city lights and sighing. "Tell me, what exactly went wrong? Or you could just kill me here and let me finally ascend to the Throne of Heroes. Please." Kiritsugu Emiya lights a cigarette, glances at Artoria holding the Holy Spear, at the treasury of the King unfolding beside Gilgamesh, at the crimson spear tip reaching out from the distant Kingdom of Shadows. The cigarette in his hand trembles slightly.

idk what to say but he is a fraud genius math teacher who gets a job in a +2 college using forged documents and his own past is something he never speaks about. as days pass and small moments begin to gather, the teacher mask he wears starts to slip. haan aisa hi hai kuch, i guess. the story is very lonely and kind of weird and idk what genre this even is so... idk if anyone should read it tbh. khair. i wrote it anyway. i'll upload. whatever.

When you think of vampires, you probably think of Dracula or--shudder--Edward Cullens. You know what I mean: the romanticized, sexy version of a vampire. The one with sparkly skin and a charismatic compulsion. Hot. Sexy. Let's be real here, Gary Oldman really set the bar, right? But what fiction doesn't tell you is that being a vampire is messy and, quite frankly, HARD. It's ugly and lonely, and don't even get me started about tracking down blood. I'm wanted in every province (ever hear of the Bloody Killer? Yeah, that's me. Totally lame serial killer moniker, by the way, RCMP). I didn't have the choice to turn into a vampire, but, boy, did my creator pick the wrong person. Out of control, clumsy, drunk, messy, blah, blah, blah. You get the idea. I know, I should probably see a therapist, huh? Well, my trail of bloodless bodies soon catches up to me when a chance encounter with a hottie in a cafe leaves me with his phone by mistake, and I realize just how f***ed I am. And as I do my best to keep him away (while trying to survive as a vampire), I can't help but fall for the cafe hottie, putting a stake on my life. *** ONC '26 prompts: #56 and #81

"Aquel que salve una vida salvará el mundo entero."(tratado Sanhedrín 4,5) talmud en un universo muy diferente al nuestro. mucha de la tecnología así como todo tiene otro aspecto. así como las armas y muchas cosas más que tengan que ver con la guerra. casi todo parece tener el mismo aspecto de la primera y segunda guerra mundial. sin embargo tienen el mismo poder de fuego que muchas de las armas actuales así como la más alta tecnología. sin embargo, hay soldados en una guerra que están al borde de la próxima guerra mundial en ese universo. siendo está la quinta guerra mundial. pero solo las acciones de muchas de las almas que pelearán en esta batalla harán que la guerra siga un rumbo diferente. o que sea la guerra. sin importar las vidas así como las sonrisas y las almas que sean arrebatadas.

A Young Wanderer with a Grudge met a Drifter who ran away from Fate. Their past catch up, and they are pulled into massive political conspiracy and supernatural events regarding a vague Prophecy. Could be a serious adventure but Shangsong choose his life to be a Comedy instead.

In Hell, your soul is the only currency that matters. It is bought, sold, traded, and shackled by Overlords who hoard power for eternity. But eternity is a long time to be wrong. You are Y/N, a Sinner with a talent that shouldn't exist: you can shatter Soul Contracts. You are the "Nullifier," a ghost in the system that the Overlords fear and the desperate pray for. But breaking the rules of Hell comes with a price. After a chance encounter with the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar, you find yourself seeking refuge at the Hazbin Hotel. But your past isn't letting you go that easily. The TV Overlord, Vox, has placed a bounty on your head, and he's hired the best (and loudest) hitmen in the ring to collect it: I.M.P. Caught between a chaotic redemption arc, a team of assassin imps, and the dangerous affections of Hell's most powerful women, you'll have to fight to keep your soul-and maybe steal a few hearts along the way.

The roles and personalities of Pomni and Jax have been switched: now Pox and Jammi - the same characters created by KittenSneeze. I loved them so much I had to write out how they would act throughout the show. Jammi is now the lead role as a shy, timid albeit kind newcomer to the amazing digital circus. The other circus members try to make him feel at home - except for Pox. He isn't sure whether her intentions are to befriend him or to bully him, but she sure is an interesting character. Besides using KittenSneeze's (awesome) characters, I did whatever I felt like: random theories and crap I liked from TADC fandom that somewhat follows the original plot line, and crammed it into this... thing. Hopefully, it's satisfactory enough to be readable. TRIGGER WARNING: This story will not be rated mature, but it does contain elements such as censored swearing, some horror elements, and mild violence. However, the story will not go beyond the maturity rating for The Amazing Digital Circus series, so there will be no explicit content. All copyright and credit of the show The Amazing Digital Circus belongs to Glitch Productions and its creator, Gooseworx. This is a work of fan fiction and an alternate universe of the original series. GO WATCH THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS 🎪💫 All copyright and credit of the characters Pox and Jammi belong to KittenSneeze. They are used in a work of fan fiction, and I do not own either of the characters. GO WATCH KITTENSNEEZE'S YOUTUBE, IT'S PRETTY COOL 💚🖤 The cover art is by KittenSneeze from their YouTube music video "A Little Bit Bad": https://youtu.be/DH5h--w_9ZA?si=q_EuJs0oO2_zHXTe #1 in dark comedy - November 22nd, 2025

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Wife of Ryuji Masato Blood & Gore | Psycho-Thriller | Dark Comedy Romance | Suspense | Yakuza | Mature Themes Haruka Minagawa never believed in marriage. Reckless, sharp-tongued, and addicted to speed-whether on her motorbike or in life-she despised the idea of being owned, controlled, or trapped. Ryuji Masato despised it just as much. As the ruthless heir to a powerful Yakuza clan, Ryuji saw marriage as a liability: a nagging wife, screaming babies, suffocating rules, and domestic weakness. Determined to avoid it, he convinced his father to spare him the obligation. Instead, the clan arranged for his younger brother, Kaien Masato, to marry Haruka-on one condition: Kaien would become the next head of the clan. That was the final insult. Fueled by pride, fury, and rivalry, Ryuji made a decision that changed everything-he would marry the girl himself. But fate had already played its cruel joke. When Haruka and Ryuji finally meet, chaos erupts. Because Haruka Minagawa is not a stranger. She is the woman from a reckless, unforgettable one-night stand in Macao-the woman who disappeared before dawn and never looked back. Neither of them can escape now. Haruka has no choice but to accept the marriage. Refusal means losing everything-her bike, her money, her freedom-erased instantly, just like her parents promised they would do if she disobeyed. Bound by blood, power, resentment, and a past neither can forget, Haruka and Ryuji enter a marriage forged in anger and secrets-where love is dangerous, loyalty is lethal, and desire may be the most dangerous weapon of all. In a world ruled by violence and tradition, their union could either destroy the clan... or burn it down from the inside.

Prospect falls into a trap of nepotism, sex, and money, and will soon have to make a choice between morals charity, his career growth, or family.

Y/N L/N-Dracula was a different kind of Vampire than most. He was convinced that he could never love again. But when the spitting image of Goody Addams arrives to Nevermore, and a homicidal monster makes its way into town, Y/N will have a unpleasant reunion with his human-like emotions.

u Xiaoyan is no ordinary daughter-in-law. With five failed marriages behind her, she's made a career out of driving wicked mothers-in-law to remarry and now, she's set her sights on her greatest challenge yet: Madam Wang. Armed with bitter melon dumplings, hidden cameras, and a flair for public humiliation, Xiaoyan turns the tables on a mother-in-law who's destroyed three marriages. But Madam Wang won't surrender her throne without a fight. From livestreamed scandals to balcony suicide theatrics, their battle escalates into a neighborhood spectacle. One woman fights for survival, the other fights for control. And neither will back down. #EvilVsEvil #RevengeServedSpicy #WhoWillBreakFirst?

#3 in the 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒&𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 Reet Sabharwal had a plan. It involved a mask, a rope, and a cheating man who deserved to be scared. What she didn't plan for was 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞. Because some mistakes don't end in apologies. They knock on your door, smile slowly, and refuse to leave. 𝘜𝘯𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘺 is a dark romantic comedy about bad decisions, worse timing, and troubles that doesn't care if you meant well. It's funny. It's dangerous. And once it starts, there's no undoing it. After all- Some crimes change your life forever.

Welcome to a world where sometimes candy isn't just sweet... it's dangerous. Nero thought moving into a new apartment would be normal-until his hyperactive, bunny-obsessed roommate Honey Bunny starts craving candy in ways that are way beyond ordinary. When mysterious gumballs arrive at their door, nothing will ever be the same. Eye Candy is a colorful, chaotic cartoon adventure full of sweetness, surprises, and just a little bit of mischief.

Charlie Morningstar is desperate to get her concept of a hotel that redeems Sinners off the ground. However, that desperation leads her to taking in a small, inky demon hiding a mysterious origin and a terrifying secret. Yet, with a little hope (and a lot of singing), can she prove to both Heaven and Hell that even the soulless deserve a chance for redemption, or will both she and her new friends be pulled down into the inky abyss of madness that haunts her new tenant's every step?

A perfect cherry-blossom confession between high-school sweethearts Akira and Aya is brutally interrupted - the entire scene literally crumples like paper being crushed. Akira wakes up alone in an unfamiliar city, realizing his whole life was just a discarded story draft. Desperate and lost, he stumbles upon Saru's Lost & Found Agency - a tiny, banana-bread-scented office that specializes in helping "scrapped" or rewritten characters find new purpose.

Me (Oofey M.L.C.) the creator of the BFDIS SURVIVAL AU, tells you different obscure stories that aren't told in main series. As well as trying to convince you that even og Four is hiding a dark side of himself that wants to eat everybody.

Hillingdon He never knew his blood. He never knew his destiny. Until the day he stepped into the school that would change everything. At the far edge of the city lies Hillingdon Academy - a place where ancient power still breathes. Ryan never asked for any of it - yet fate has already chosen him. (A fantasy novel in progress. Chapter One released - full story coming soon.) (the cover is temporary)

My Queen @Akeenahh originally owns this work of art and she has big stuff planned for this, I feel honored in assisting her with the Book Version of her story 😁✨ ------------------------- Audrey Grimm is a transfer student to Happy S. Academy, due to her unfortunate circumstances of bullying in her last school... But her first week of class will be far from peaceful... As she meets new people, students and staff, with good intentions or the other, she stumbles upon secrets that young eyes like hers aren't supposed to see... When Time stops, When trusted adults turn their back, When the line between kindness and manipulation blur, when cold-blood is your only weapon, And when death breathes down your neck, Can the Innocent survive the depths of Happy School?

You cannot say, or guess, for you know only a heap of broken images. The world is not ending with a bang, but with the quiet hiss of rain on a dying fire. fragmented portraits of collapse. It is a journey through a landscape where the trees are judgmental, the stars are debt collectors, and reality itself is a fraying tapestry. These are the stories of men and women trying to map a territory that no longer exists-searching for meaning in the rubbish of their own decisions. Welcome to the Conflux