Darkcomedy Stories

In Hell, your soul is the only currency that matters. It is bought, sold, traded, and shackled by Overlords who hoard power for eternity. But eternity is a long time to be wrong. You are Y/N, a Sinner with a talent that shouldn't exist: you can shatter Soul Contracts. You are the "Nullifier," a ghost in the system that the Overlords fear and the desperate pray for. But breaking the rules of Hell comes with a price. After a chance encounter with the Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar, you find yourself seeking refuge at the Hazbin Hotel. But your past isn't letting you go that easily. The TV Overlord, Vox, has placed a bounty on your head, and he's hired the best (and loudest) hitmen in the ring to collect it: I.M.P. Caught between a chaotic redemption arc, a team of assassin imps, and the dangerous affections of Hell's most powerful women, you'll have to fight to keep your soul-and maybe steal a few hearts along the way.

In the year 2100, the telecommunications company Rare Communications has monopolized the international telecommunications market skipping all the antitrust laws of the world, now with the discovery of the dark dimension, a dimension full of supernatural monsters, the companies Rare sells its telecommunications services to them, in order to leave the earth alone, now the technician Manolo Restituyo will enter this world to do what he knows, in a dimension where anything can take your life.

A Young Wanderer with a Grudge met a Drifter who ran away from Fate. Their past catch up, and they are pulled into massive political conspiracy and supernatural events regarding a vague Prophecy. Could be a serious adventure but Shangsong choose his life to be a Comedy instead.

Even though this story is mostly about AI, no AI was used in the creative process Khan Doorman wasn't always the cowardly man with great obsession over doors. Six months after the Gala Massacre and long before core collapse on Copper-9, Khan lived a double life as a handyman for JC Jenson employees and as a doctor in Outpost-3, hidden away from the company. All he wants is to move up in the world and improve lives of all the worker drones through hard work, using his skills as an engineer. Soon, everything is forced to change, when a man of authority and respect needs Khan's help to save his life. New paths have opened. A long adventure is on the horizon, filled with peaks and lows of everyone. Things to note: - This story will bend the canon a bit, it contradicts a lot of stuff you remember from the introduction in the pilot episode. Just so the story has higher stakes and is more interesting overall. - As in any prequel, some characters used here appear in the actual show, but under a different name to not spoil their fate. - If you look for eldritch horrors, turn back now. The solver appears early on, but it's effects will mostly come along around the finale

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

a story between a lawyer and a dominant CEO

Some frequencies are meant to remain dead air. It is October 1998, and Arlo Banks is suffocating in a purgatory of yellowed plastic, stale marijuana smoke, and the claustrophobic sub-basements of Channel 8. As a night-shift archival assistant and a functional burnout, Arlo escapes his mundane reality by abusing heavy strains of marijuana and diving deep into early internet lore and urban legends. When his passive-aggressive manager writes him up for unauthorized napping, Arlo retaliates by raiding a condemned sub-basement and stealing a sealed box of VHS tapes. He hopes to unearth a profitable piece of lost media to boost his reputation on the message boards. Instead, he brings home a biological puppet. The tapes contain The Happy Hollows, a rumored "Holy Grail" of lost media. But the broadcast does not stay on the screen. The footage begins to mimic Arlo's reality on a delay-a delay that is rapidly shortening. Arlo initially relies on the "Stoner Defense," rationalizing the bizarre events as weed-induced paranoia, hallucinations, or an elaborate prank. But the physical world begins to rot. His environment mutates into a tactile nightmare of "Damp Plush". Glass softens into gelatin , blood thickens into strawberry preserves , and human flesh takes on the texture of distressed velvet. Hunted through infinitely stretching hallways by a towering mascot named Uncle Corduroy and a swarm of Clay-Kin, Arlo must navigate the collapsing boundary between reality and the broadcast. He has to sever the signal before the frequency overtakes him entirely, transforming his own anatomy into polyester stuffing and rusted wire.

Eight contestants. One luxury island. Cameras everywhere. They came to Island en Rouge looking for love, fame, and a shot at reality-TV glory. Then a contestant ends up floating dead in the pool. Production keeps rolling. The contestants keep smiling. And the island's secrets start surfacing faster than the tide. Because on this show, everyone is acting. And someone is willing to kill to stay in the spotlight.

[⚠️WARNING!!⚠️: Profanity, Sexual Topics/Humor, Dark Humor, and Abuse are included in this fic. The characters are ~18 and in their third year at UA] Y/N Kitagawa has never needed to be loud to be strong. While Katsuki Bakugo dominated every where he went, exuding his presence with no effort, Y/N existed in the background of Class A like an extra in a movie where Bakugo was the star. His strength was known early and revered; hers was quietly building up to be something great. He knew her as 'that girl over there' or something along those lines, but never her name. Until he did. And once he began to know her, he would never forget her. Never. (A Bakugoxreader slowburn) ~ Published: December 23rd 2025 Ended: N/A

A dysfunctional friend group searches for answers, truth, and meaning.

When a chemical disaster turns people into bloodthirsty zombies, chaos erupts. But for one girl, it's just another day until she's dragged into a mansion by a stranger who might just be her ticket to survival.

When you think of vampires, you probably think of Dracula or--shudder--Edward Cullens. You know what I mean: the romanticized, sexy version of a vampire. The one with sparkly skin and a charismatic compulsion. Hot. Sexy. Let's be real here, Gary Oldman really set the bar, right? But what fiction doesn't tell you is that being a vampire is messy and, quite frankly, HARD. It's ugly and lonely, and don't even get me started about tracking down blood. I'm wanted in every province (ever hear of the Bloody Killer? Yeah, that's me. Totally lame serial killer moniker, by the way, RCMP). I didn't have the choice to turn into a vampire, but, boy, did my creator pick the wrong person. Out of control, clumsy, drunk, messy, blah, blah, blah. You get the idea. I know, I should probably see a therapist, huh? Well, my trail of bloodless bodies soon catches up to me when a chance encounter with a hottie in a cafe leaves me with his phone by mistake, and I realize just how f***ed I am. And as I do my best to keep him away (while trying to survive as a vampire), I can't help but fall for the cafe hottie, putting a stake on my life. *** ONC '26 prompts: #56 and #81

Charlie Morningstar is desperate to get her concept of a hotel that redeems Sinners off the ground. However, that desperation leads her to taking in a small, inky demon hiding a mysterious origin and a terrifying secret. Yet, with a little hope (and a lot of singing), can she prove to both Heaven and Hell that even the soulless deserve a chance for redemption, or will both she and her new friends be pulled down into the inky abyss of madness that haunts her new tenant's every step?

RUNDOWN "He was the brightest star in the galaxy. Now, he's just ours." Solar was always too far ahead-too smart, too fast, and far too arrogant to ever stay still. But the Elemental Brothers have had enough of his distance. After an overload accident happened to him they reached their limit. They told him it was for his "protection." They told him it was too dangerous. But as the days turn into weeks and the lab doors remain locked from the outside, Solar realizes this isn't a recovery mission. It's a collection. Solar is subjected to a mandatory, constant and suffocating watch. The brothers don't want the hero anymore. They want their brother. They want the version of Solar that can never leave. A story of obsession, brotherly love gone wrong, and the terrifying silence of a genius... An official production of The Chaotic-Scribe Duo."

"I will do whatever the fuck I want" Inspired by: Invincible(animated series), The boys, Brightburn, Hancock, and The chronicle. Johnny, also known as John Application in his superhero name,is now fed up on becoming a hero -- so he became a villain now.

A perfect cherry-blossom confession between high-school sweethearts Akira and Aya is brutally interrupted - the entire scene literally crumples like paper being crushed. Akira wakes up alone in an unfamiliar city, realizing his whole life was just a discarded story draft. Desperate and lost, he stumbles upon Saru's Lost & Found Agency - a tiny, banana-bread-scented office that specializes in helping "scrapped" or rewritten characters find new purpose.

Aelon's brow drew together, the solemnity lends a sharpness to his delicate features, high cheekbones, pale lashes, a ancient valyrian beauty too fine for anger. He holds up his thumb and little finger "Two heads," Aelon starts. Aerion breathes as though heavily burdened, but all the same he hooks his little finger around his reflections and presses their thumbs together. "One flame," Aerion finishes. A promise kept between them. ♤♡◇♧ OR Aerion Targaryen and his twin brother Aelon have been inseparable from birth. Following a series of unfortunate deaths in the family they return home to Summerhall. When Aerion suddenly turns into a dragon, things go about as you would expect and destiny is rerouted for the Targaryen family.

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.

He hates aliens for no apparent reason. He hunts them just like his own kind. Humanity finally ables to utilizes the "Cosmic essence", a form of energy usually produced by the celestial objects. And so the humanity starts building starships capable of multigalactic travels -- ships inspired by ww1-2 warships but now possessing advanced tech and made spaceworthy. This is an HFY × Space opera × Sword & planet × battleshonen action scifi story. No drama, no tragedy, no romance -- just a novel meant to show how f cking pathetic the aliens here. Just a villain MC making a punching bag out of those astroxeno scumheads.