Darkcomedy Stories

When a chemical disaster turns people into bloodthirsty zombies, chaos erupts. But for one girl, it's just another day until she's dragged into a mansion by a stranger who might just be her ticket to survival.

"Why do you keep doing that? The staring thing." "Because I can see my reflection." Y/N L/N-Dracula becomes romantically obsessed with Nevermore's mid-term arrival, Wednesday Addams. He knows the risks, but he has to know her. Even if she doesn't want him to.

The Eighth Sin. Spy on her. Report back. Get her by Christmas. Win the money Fifth year. The war is near dawning, and Draco Malfoy has a mission from his father: get close to Ophelia Blackthorne, the Slytherin ice queen whose family may be hiding secrets from their Dark Lord. It's supposed to be simple. What none of them count on is the girl beneath the frost. The daughter trying to burn her own house down before it swallows her whole. The secret she keeps in the walls, in the dark, in the spaces where no one thinks to look. And what Draco doesn't count on is choosing her. You're the one flicking through the pages, I'm just helping you see the full picture. It's hard to read a book with missing pages. Spy thriller disguised as a rom-com. Double betrayal, slow burn, and a girl who was never asking to be tamed.

"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." - William Shakespeare

A gripping, pitch-black satirical thriller and neighborhood comedy about a quiet household pushed to the absolute edge by a low-budget, chaotic compound next door. Filled with unpermitted cabinet-painting cartels, smokey tractor dragons, mysterious tarp-shrouded lawnmower sarcophaguses, and a leaning 45-degree monument to human incompetence, this 10-chapter masterpiece captures the slow burn of rural absurdity and poetic neighborhood justice. Grab your coffee and your front-row seat to absolute chaos.

Hey folks! Here is another short story collection filled with absurd and unhinged material, that will totally blow your mind! Get ready for a dose of cartoonish style behavior that you will never experience in the real world! Don't say you weren't warned! ;)

John Azurlane, one of humanity's best commanders, got falsely accused of a crime he didn't commit and is now serving as one of the penal units. ..... The siren was never meant to destroy humanity... it was the "X", interdimensional interuniversal parasites that corrupt anything and consumes life. And the funny thing is, the Azurlane's kansens managed to finally destroy all of them thus the humanity is saved. But a new threat emerges: "Fleet of Fog", ww2 ships with glowing sigils, equipped with nanomachine based technology, and are capable of adapting and evolving. Also, an unexpected miracle happened which has no any relations to the new enemy; dubbed as the "Ars Nova" phenomena, a supernatural phenomena that gives random people an ability to transform at will where their transformation reflects their innermost psyche, deepest or direst desire, preferences, tastes, occupation and many more. Others says it brings out the "worst" in people. Because how the transformation works, governments began exploiting these people, reshaping their psyche through conditioning and brainwashing -- and in that way, they had a leash on the awakeners A special group of awakeners, most were criminals and others considered to be undesirables, they all had been brainwashed, conditioned into thinking they were mere sacrificial pawns and thus the Kamikaze Penal Unit program was created -- awakeners that had their alter forms based on kamikaze weponries and other explosives, due to their psyche and mind brainwashed by the program John Azurlane was among of the penal units. As a penal units, they were the new frontliners and ocean shall be their graveyard. With their strikes collides, it generates an explosion which only affects the target. If things goes dire, they can self destruct -- a reminder they were just merely replacable, a disposable weapon, a human no more. Another new enemy threat emerges somehow, making the rest questions if the reality is still the same.

Some places are meant to be forgotten. Yuki thought she had left her past behind. She was wrong. Years after leaving the city she grew up in, Yuki returns to a place she barely remembers-and finds something she was certain had disappeared years ago. The circus. The lights are still burning. The tents are still standing. And somehow, it seems to know she's back. Then the letters begin. A boy who knows more than he should. A childhood friend who should be gone. A figure watching from the shadows. And memories Yuki was never supposed to recover. Somewhere behind the curtain, someone is waiting. And this time, the circus never left.

The Chaos Witches An ongoing episodic fantasy series. One hundred girls slipped through a fracture between worlds. Neither fully human nor fully demon. Raised in the hidden realm of Sarmeth, they were taught magic, discipline, and the ancient laws that governed their kind. Most accepted their place. Six did not. Instead of becoming priests, soldiers, judges, or guides, they chose Earth. Now they live among humans as a boxer, a surgical technician, a hairstylist, a stripper, a grocery store cashier... and one very unpredictable troublemaker. By day, they're ordinary women. By night, they're the reason corrupt politicians vanish, traffickers disappear, cults collapse, and billionaires wake up to lives falling spectacularly apart. They don't wear pointed hats. They don't ride broomsticks. They wield The Sparkle-a dazzling, reality-bending magic as beautiful as it is dangerous. Funny, heartfelt, chaotic, and occasionally devastating, The Chaos Witches is an ongoing collection of standalone adventures that slowly uncovers a much larger mystery: Who are the girls born from the Fracture... and what happens when the worlds that created them finally come looking? New episodes released as their next impossible mission begins.

FOLLOW DA BOIS Day, Hollow, and Kaligo as they hunt horrifying Analog horror inspired monsters. THEY TRAVEL THROUGHOUT UNIVERES, MAKE LOTS OF JOKES, AND FUCK UP, (BUT NOT TOO BAD PROBABLY). THEY SHALL END THE WOR- WELL, TRY TO SAVE THE WORLD, AND MEET NEW BUDDIES (Lilly and Orian) WHO MAY OR MAY NOT DIE A FEW TIMES, YIPPIE.

Veronica struggles adjusting to life with Lex (and Bubbles) in Goodsprings while the Mojave rebuilds. Lex takes Bubbles for walkies.

The entire Fanfic goes Parallel to the Plot of "Murder drones: Unresolved" Except I've thought about this, and this is a Fanfic where Main character is an OC, and We'll be concentrated MOSTLY on him.

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

Surrounded by filth inside of a dumpster, you find yourself trapped and held captive by a deranged homeless girl who is, in love with you? Tied and gagged in such a dirty and revolting place, no one would even dare to come across and help you. Which is why you are left with just yourself to survive against the girl who've kept you hidden inside a pile of garbage.

"Run if you want, princesa. I like my women breathless." Seraphina Fontaine was supposed to become a lawyer. Instead, she accidentally pissed off a cartel. In her defense, she won the damn thing fair and square. One private game later, Seraphina has a debt she never asked for, and Mateo watching her like he can't decide whether to kill her or keep her. Mateo is the kind of man who smiles before ruining lives. The kind of man Seraphina should avoid at all costs. Too bad avoiding things has never been her strongest skill. Now she's answering burner phones, doing favors for criminals, and trying to survive long enough to make it to law school. The plan is simple: find what went missing, clear the debt, and get out. Except Mateo keeps getting closer. And Seraphina keeps forgetting that dangerous men are only fun until they start wanting you back. **TROPE LIST:** 🖤 Dark Cartel Romance 🎲 Forbidden Romance 🔥 Enemies-to-Lovers 💎 Debt Bondage 🎴 Forced Proximity ⚖️ Worlds Collide 🔪 Morally Grey Hero 💋 "Touch Her and Die" 🐍 Obsessive Love 🫦 Battle of Wills ~~~~~~~ THIS IS BOOK 3 OF THE WHAT WE HIDE SERIES BUT CAN BE READ AS A STANDALONE, THOUGH THERE WILL BE MENTIONS OF INTERCONNECTING CHARACTERS AND SPOILERS 1st chapter comes out August 4th! Add it to your library baddiessss

Morty transmigrates to the United States and finds himself living with his parents and older sister. His dad is a pushover, but every now and then, he has his moments. His mom admires strength, yet still feels sorry for his dad. His older sister has a sharp tongue, but she often stands up for him. With these memories in his head, Morty lies in bed, ready to sleep and face another day... Then an old man appears. His grandpa... "Hey, Morty! I need you!" And that's when Morty finally realizes... He's transmigrated into Rick and Morty!!!!!! ... Fan translation of 瑞克和莫蒂：我的姥爷竟是瑞克 by 但他林, if you can, please support the original author.

A NEW CHAPTER OF MAKE MORE MEMORIES WILL BE RELEASED EVERY WEDNESDAY AND SUNDAY! STAY TUNED FOR MORE! Maya is a troubled teenager who just became a young adult a year ago, and has become completely isolated. She lives in a home that tries to force her to bow down to what the family desires. And after a year of going no-contact with her best friend, Maya breaks it. Join Maya and Abigail as Maya attempts to revitalize back into her old self, and makes it her mission to be friends with Abigail again. Or perhaps, much more than friends. But does Abigail actually want to be friends with Maya? You Don't Decide When This Ends, Abby.

The story follows, Mio Kanzaki, a first year highschool girl living her peacefully lazy life in the small town of Fuji alongside her elder sister Airi. Everyday was still, simple as the small town life is supposed to be, but changes entirely once the clock hits 03:17 am. It started with nightmares and yet slowly turned into a supernatural mayhem that sends those teenage lives into a spiral.

A Path to Choose the Future- Not by chasing power, but by surviving loss, bearing responsibility, and answering a destiny that will not stay silent.When the future has already chosen you.

Rubellite Vladimirovna Dmitrieva is the only daughter of the prestigious and feared Dmitriev family, their one and only princess. At five years old, she was kidnapped and disappeared without a trace. From that moment on, her brothers never stopped searching. The loss hardened them into a more ruthless versions of themselves as years passed with no answers. Nine years later, their search finally comes to an end. Rubellite is exactly as they remembered her. She remains bright and cheerful, with that same easy smile. Yet something about it feels carefully built, almost... fake. ── ─ ┈┈┈┄┄╌╌ ❗IMPORTANT NOTE❗ This story is Vol. 1 This volume will have a complete & satisfying ending and can be enjoyed as a standalone story. If you'd like to continue the story after Vol. 1, Vol. 2 will be available as an optional paid content on Ko-fi. Reading Vol. 2 is entirely optional, since Vol. 1 can be enjoyed on its own. ── ─ ┈┈┈┄┄╌╌ ⚠️ Trigger Warning: This story contains sensitive and emotionally distressing themes, including graphic violence, physical and emotional abuse, manipulation, disturbing family dynamics, morally corrupt characters, and mature content. Reader discretion is advised. © 2026 [CherylZielle]. All rights reserved. Do not distribute the story without permission.