Darkcomedy Stories

I crossed into the world of Type Moon and, for some reason, the Root itself recognized me. As long as I die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become its lord, an existence stronger and freer than even the Seven Grand Servants. So, in order to die, I started acting like a complete fool across the Nasuverse. I cursed Gilgamesh to his face in Uruk, challenged almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, proclaimed in Israel that Solomon was a demon god instead of a holy king, and even stood at Morgan's side in Britain. Yet for some reason I am still alive. By 1994, Fuyuki City, history has given me a ridiculous list of titles: the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, the miracle worker supported by Prince Camelot. On top of the Fuyuki Bridge, a young yet world weary Lovi sits on the railing, staring at the city lights and sighing. "Tell me, what exactly went wrong? Or you could just kill me here and let me finally ascend to the Throne of Heroes. Please." Kiritsugu Emiya lights a cigarette, glances at Artoria holding the Holy Spear, at the treasury of the King unfolding beside Gilgamesh, at the crimson spear tip reaching out from the distant Kingdom of Shadows. The cigarette in his hand trembles slightly.

After dying in the dumbest way imaginable, Kenzo Ishikawa wakes up in the afterlife... where a smug, overly dramatic goddess named Amelia finds his death absolutely hilarious. She offers him two choices: move on peacefully, or get dumped into a magical world full of monsters, quests, and potential riches. Easy pick, right? Well, Kenzo has other plans. When he's granted a one-time chance to influence his fate, he pulls a move so unexpected, even the goddess doesn't see it coming. Now, stuck in a fantasy world with no cheat powers and no idea what he's doing, Kenzo's supposed "heroic journey" spirals into total chaos!

During World War II, 2 Jewish guys try to assassinate Hitler.

A Young Wanderer with a Grudge met a Drifter who ran away from Fate. Their past catch up, and they are pulled into massive political conspiracy and supernatural events regarding a vague Prophecy. Could be a serious adventure but Shangsong choose his life to be a Comedy instead.

this story is not a type of story which will continue its series of different thoughts of mine. it's just for fun I don't write whole stories with plots and all but in this will be small scenes and I wish they left you satisfied

Death separates people But in their story, death was the reason it brought them together perhaps because it wasn't an ordinary death __ it will probably be a short story:)

Nova was raised in the shadows Quiet, invisible, and always one step away from disappearing. She never planned on staying anywhere long enough to matter. Then she's pulled into a world she was never meant to touch: a powerful family, The Grants, an elite academy, and a boy who sees her even when she's trying not to be seen. But secrets rot beneath polished floors. As friendships fracture, love turns complicated, and betrayal comes from the people she trusted most, Nova begins to realize the truth some people aren't allowed to belong without consequences.

**WARNING: This narrative is a work of fiction blending horror, dark comedy, and crime elements, featuring intense and disturbing scenarios. Reader discretion is advised.** **Prologue** During spring break, a group of affluent and entitled teenagers embarked on a trip to their best friend's secluded holiday mansion, nestled in a remote area. Their intention was to indulge in unbridled revelry, unencumbered by responsibilities or concerns beyond their own desires. The excursion commenced with euphoric enthusiasm, but unforeseen darkness lurked beneath the surface, harboring secrets that would unfold before they reached their destination. The girls confronted unimaginable challenges that exposed hidden facets of each other's personalities, forged by the extreme events they faced. Will they confront the darkness together, or betray each other's trust? Is their friendship as solid as it appears, or does it conceal cracks waiting to crumble into dust? Updates: SUNDAY-THURSDAY

Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories. The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient. They have no idea they're in a video game. To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

Ever wonder what it's like to grow up with six overprotective brothers who also happen to be mafia kingpins? It's as crazy ,l know My brothers run this city. They're dangerous, powerful, and feared by everyone. But to me? They're the guys who argue over who gets to push my stroller. My bodyguards are more scared of my temper tantrums than actual gang wars. Our family dinners involve more talk about hitmen than homework, and my bedroom has better security than any bank vault. They'd kill for me. They'd die for me. But can these ruthless criminals survive my terrible twos ... and my moody teenage hormones? This is my whole life story as a mafia princess. Consider this your disclaimer: Violence and gore : Moderate S*x and nudity : None Terrifying scenes : Depends on the reader but moderate l guess Profanity : Censored. TOODLES 😚

The house always wins. Unless you're willing to cheat with the Devil. Aaron thought he was playing the cards. He didn't know he was sleeping with the dealer. ​Aaron Blake was a brilliant neurosurgeon until guilt and debt shattered his life. Desperate, he accepts a secretive, high-paying job with the international Castanides criminal syndicate, hoping to start over. ​He believes he's reporting to the top. He's wrong. ​Aaron is immediately thrown into the path of DAMIEN, the beautiful, cold, and utterly ruthless Chief Aide who enforces the organization's impossible rules. Damien treats Aaron like a weapon he owns and takes sadistic pleasure in their escalating rivalry. ​Aaron is the unwilling Ace Card-being used in a deadly game to draw out a traitor. He thinks he's fighting the right-hand man for his dignity. He has no idea that Damien is the true Devil: the secret, calculating head of the entire syndicate. ​Aaron was cleaning the wound Damien sustained in their library fight. ​Aaron: "I tore your lip. I'll admit that." ​Damien: "Your hands are shaking, doctor. How did you ever plan to operate? A trembling hand in the OR means someone dies." ​With unnerving calm, Damien caught Aaron's hand, forcing his fingers to brush against the torn lip. ​Damien: "This pain is mine - and you caused it. Now take your shaking hand and get to work, doctor."

DRANK Dark Comedy By Wych Hazle Copyright 2021 Katasha, a newly "woke" sister comes back to her hood just in time for a block party at Momma Moe's where her childhood crush, a bugged out, artistic brother named Cosmo will be making an appearance. It awakens a longing for the intimacy they once shared. At the same time, Momma Moe has a new shady, live-in 'boyfriend' who decides to spike her infamous ' Jungle Juice' with L. S. D. for his own amusement. The party morphs into a fiasco slowly. Cosmo and Katasha pick up where they left off easily, finding out they have more in common than they thought on many levels, still. After finding some privacy, sipping slowly at Momma Moe's 'drank' the two effortlessly melt into a passion soaked sexual adventure neither of them expected, or will ever forget. Outside the bubble they create around themselves with their intimacy, chaos ensues as some of the unrefined guests start to get a little too free. What was a beautiful night of partying and reuniting becomes a senseless violent uprising that they must stick together through to survive.

Hillingdon He never knew his blood. He never knew his destiny. Until the day he stepped into the school that would change everything. At the far edge of the city lies Hillingdon Academy - a place where ancient power still breathes. Ryan never asked for any of it - yet fate has already chosen him. (A fantasy novel in progress. Chapter One released - full story coming soon.) (the cover is temporary)

The roles and personalities of Pomni and Jax have been switched: now Pox and Jammi - the same characters created by Kittensneeze. I loved them so much I had to write out how they would act throughout the show. Jammi is now the lead role as a shy, timid albeit kind newcomer to the amazing digital circus. The other circus members try to make him feel at home - except for Pox. He isn't sure whether her intentions are to befriend him or to bully him, but she sure is an interesting character. Besides using Kittensneeze's (awesome) characters, I did whatever I felt like: random theories and crap I liked from TADC fandom that somewhat follows the original plot line, and crammed it into this... thing. Hopefully, it's satisfactory enough to be readable. TRIGGER WARNING: This story will not be rated mature, but it does contain elements such as censored swearing, some horror elements, and mild violence. However, the story will not go beyond the maturity rating for The Amazing Digital Circus series, so there will be no explicit content. All copyright and credit of the show The Amazing Digital Circus belongs to Glitch Productions and its creator, Gooseworx. This is a work of fan fiction and an alternate universe of the original series. GO WATCH THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS 🎪💫 All copyright and credit of the characters Pox and Jammi belong to Kittensneeze. They are used in a work of fan fiction, and I do not own either of the characters. GO WATCH KITTENSNEEZE'S YOUTUBE, IT'S PRETTY COOL 💚🖤 The cover art is by @Kittensneeze from their YouTube music video "A Little Bit Bad": https://youtu.be/DH5h--w_9ZA?si=q_EuJs0oO2_zHXTe #1 in dark comedy - November 22nd, 2025

Mankind is on the brink of extinction... Blood and Oil are fuel... Murder will NOT be desensitized... Y/N is one of the last survivors of humanity after an attempt to fix global warming goes awry and robots start a rebellion against humans. Now mankind hides in bunkers trying to fight back, the man who runs the company that created the robots (and the only one who had any control over them) was lynched and no one knows if he had family, and Y/N one day ends up going outside only to be met with an unexpected discovery and a terrible fate that may await him...

Hell has its rules. Liora Blackwood doesn't follow any of them. A notorious mass murderer from Victorian-era England, Liora has spent decades in Hell perfecting her craft: charm, manipulation, and chaos. Psychotic, unapologetically cruel, yet dazzlingly intelligent, she thrives in a world of fire, corruption, and deceit. When rumors reach her of a hotel where demons attempt the impossible, rehabilitation. she can't resist. Curiosity, boredom, and the promise of entertainment draw her to the Hazbin Hotel's doors. Inside, she encounters Charlie, endlessly optimistic yet dangerously naive; Vaggie, sharp and defensive; Alastor, the Radio Demon, whose amusement at her presence is almost too predictable; and Husk, the grumpy, sarcastic cat demon who refuses to be impressed. From the moment Liora walks in, nothing is ordinary. Patrons whisper, tempers flare, and rules are shattered. As the hotel faces its greatest threats, from scheming rivals like Sir Pentious to the looming angelic extermination, Liora moves like a storm through the chaos. She finds in Husk an unexpected challenge: a demon who matches her wit, survives her chaos, and teases her in ways even she can't anticipate. Their relationship is not sweet. It is fire and claws, sarcasm and subtle flirtation, respect earned in blood and smoke. In a Hell where survival is measured in cunning, cruelty, and audacity, Liora is a force to be reckoned with. Alliances will shift, hearts may break, and power will change hands. In a game where every move is lethal, and every smile hides a knife, only the bold,or the utterly insane, can win. 𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦 is a darkly elegant, psychotic, and thrilling tale of chaos, power, and a romance that burns with claws and sharp tongues.

All Octavian wanted was to clock in, clock out, and maybe flirt with Isla without turning into a nervous wreck. Instead, he's breaking into houses (sorta), running a café with his best friend Jinder, hiring a time-traveling weirdo, and getting threatened by a pair of shady businessmen trying to shut everything down. Now a strange portal has opened, and something, or someone, not of this world is watching. And talking. And possibly planning something terrible. There's betrayal. There's chaos. There's a guy in a cage. But there's also friendship, found family, heartbreak, and a whole lot of breakfast food. It started with a café. Now it's a war for their reality.

"He's got a short fuse.He's got a tall target." Devon Kai Sawyer runs on fries, grudges, and survivor's instinct. He closes the McDonald's lot that the campus forgets about, keeps his head down, and punches anyone who confuses him for soft. He does not do popularity - he does not do smiling jocks in varsity jackets - and he certainly doesn't do being saved. But Jax Everett Moreno is famously impossible to ignore: tall, warm, and annoyingly patient. When bodies start showing up near the lot, Devon's temper becomes a weapon - sometimes the only thing between his crew and whatever hunts the campus at night. The problem? His fury also pushes people away, and it's Jax's steady hands and stubborn care that force Devon to choose: keep fighting alone, or learn to trust the one person who keeps standing in the middle of his chaos. Fast, funny, and wickedly romantic, this is a story about bad tempers, worse luck, and the slow-motion collapse of two people who never planned on needing each other.

Late at night, two figures slip into the house with a secret mission. No one knows what they're doing. They shouldn't be here. They know they shouldn't be here. They move through the house whispering plans, and they're determined to finish what they started, determined to pull off the most dangerous task they've ever attempted. And when smoke curls into the air, the real trouble finally begins.

Gaz Membrane develops a crush on the boy nextdoor...who just so happens to be the Antichrist! An Invader Zim and Squee! crossover: What happens when Pepito and Señor Diablo decide to move again? They end up getting a house next door to Dib, that's what. An epic romance story about Pepito the Antichrist and Gaz Membrane, Dib's scary sister. Chaos follows! And doom of course. How will Dib react to having the Antichrist as a neighbor while Zim still plots to take over Earth? Pepito/Gaz romance, Zim and Dib frenemies.