Dattebayo Stories

Dying was supposed to be the end. Instead, she woke up on the night of the Nine Tails attack... as Naruto Uzumaki's twin sister. But something went wrong during the sealing... AU | Dark Fantasy | Slow Burn DISCLAIMER: -No Harems or Reverse-Harems -May not be a happy or Satisfying ending -Long training arcs

So, this is another one-shot about Kurama and the dad jokes.

She gets mad at Senpai for choosing osana over her

This just contains my drawings and Calligraphy. This is the only place where I can post so.... and yea, the cover drawing isn't made by me... its from Pinterest. That's it, Dattebayo~✨

"If you don't like your destiny, don't except it. Instead have the courage to change it the way you want to be!" Sometimes, destiny is unavoidable... "I never give up. I never go back on my word. That is my way of the ninja!" Sometimes even the strongest can't help but give up.... "Until I reach my dream, I refuse to die!" Sometimes, death is unavoidable.... "I don't care who I have to fight... If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death. If he gouges my eyes out, I'll curse him to death..." Sometimes, it's not something you can fight... After the war, Naruto is diagnosed with a terminal illness. It'll take all his willpower just to stay strong for the people around him... Sometimes, he can't help but loose hope. ----------------------------- XxXWeAsHumanXxX: I do not own Naruto, nor do I own the cover photo. Thanks for reading! :33 Enjoy! Warning: Profuckingfanities. XD

"First, I hated his face. I thought he was annoying... But I got it all wrong." A short, energetic ode to the knucklehead ninja who turned from an annoying kid into an absolute legend. Written in 2010, this piece is a tribute to the character who taught us what it truly means to never give up on your friends.

I , with my 30 degree angle, Decided to shit myself, and rizz up people I find, They are so sugoi, I as the alpha will rizz everyone including your family and you yourself. Dattebayo!

@the_soft_fangirl tagged me so I gots to do it. (I apologize in advance if I tag you lol)

Title says it all. Comment if u think any are good enough for a full fledged story

One Piece: The Chronicle of Team Cat - The Cat's Voyage 🌊 ____________________________________________ "A perfect plan cuts deeper than any blade." Before the Marines feared their untraceable shadow, before the World Government scrambled to track their untrackable presence, they were just family under the warm sun of Catca Island. Under the guidance of a protective mother and the legendary mentorship of Red-Haired Shanks, the foundation of an unbroken bond is laid. But the seas are calling, and the blueprint for the ultimate voyage is already drafted. Watch as eleven-year-old Xaria Mei "Xam" Cerona deploys a flawless strategic mind and a mastered 4-Swords Style that moves effortlessly through any threat. Beside her stands ten-year-old Jenny, the adaptive heart and brilliant navigator whose 3-Swords Style cuts down any obstacle when the primary plan shatters. And roaring from the frontlines is seven-year-old Pia, a powerhouse of sheer determination and indomitable willpower, speaking in cryptic cat philosophy while wielding her own flawless 3-Swords Style. With Jayma Janmar "Mom" Cerona commanding the horizon with elite battlefield experience, the World Government is completely unprepared for what is coming. No Marines can track them. No Observation Haki can detect them. When the orange glow of the Catcagan awakens and the chakra tail of Cat Sage Mode rises, the Great Pirate Era will learn to respect the Hidden Paw. With the unique power of the Cat-Cat Fruit blending into the grandest crowds of the Grand Line, the ultimate voyage is about to begin. ____________________________________________ 🐾 The Voyage Begins Soon... Dattebayo! 🐾

This is a ShikaxNaru fan fiction. This is when they are adults, and when Naruto finally confesses

Reasons why I ship what I ship. If you don't like it, feel free to comment good reasons why. One rule: has to be in the show. I do not own Naruto or the anything from the Naruto franchise. All credits go to the talented writer of the show, Masashi Kishimoto. I'm just a guy with opinions and ideas, as we all are.

I was bored one day, and boredness gave birth to this majestic book. (Yes I know boredness isn't a word...) Edit: I'M SORRY BUT THIS BOOK HAS REALLY SLOW UPDATES. I don't watch Naruto much anymore but I'll try to update when I can ;___;

Kyoko Uchiha is from the village hidden in the leaves he dreams of become a Legendary Sannin but to do so he must become a ninja and train hard, protecting his friends and love ones and one thing he will never leave a comrade behind no matter what the situation is because that's his nindo.... his Ninja Way Disclaimer: This fanfic is based of the original series/Manga book Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto I do not own none of the Naruto characters or most of the plot I only own Kyoko and some other characters you'll see along the way.... Whatever enjoy

"They call her the White Wisp" "If you ever cross her path in the wrong way... the last thing you'll see is the wisp of her." Readers decide if I continue to write. Started: 03/28/22 Completed: Ha! Never!

AN IDIOTIC STORY ME AND MY FRIENDS WROTE.

𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚 I, myself, wrote this when I was feeling down! ᯓ★ This is just a small compilation of my feelings when i went through a dark time! ! ! ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ I hope this appeals to you ! ! ! ―୨୧⋆ ˚ I'm uploading it here as I want to check in how I was like in my younger days! ᡣ𐭩 Please enjoy ! ! !

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