Deeznuts Stories

my first regretavator story thing. yayyyyy

ypou gfod tor a newasd scho ol, withrn sthne quicrck gun withch allwoes you treo shoot bullets frsom youre wirsts

balls

john pork calls monotaro

yeah everything's probably going to turn into low quality 10/10 cover (it's reboot with a goofy ahh face

baddie babysitter x jade ( this story is satire, do not read cuz yes )

ok this is me playing around with wattpad ok deez nuts

Ones a pon a tiem ther wus dis blak boi named tyrone n he grew (big version of title) he was like "u aint ma dad" den afterwurds he got sum 'shaniqua' prego to the eggo n he said "i aint you daddy boi" n ya dey lived hapilee evr aftr

deez nuts

im taking headcanon requests, so feel free to write them out in the comments no smut headcanons, i will write those when im comfortable with writing those i will be writing one shots in there (yeah actually i take it back, you'll get it when i feel like it) there will be angst and im not putting a trigger warning unless its graphic ✨️OLLIEE✨️ I do not own any demon slayer characters. All of them belong to Koyoharu Gotouge.

YES MWAHAHAHAHAHA

"What's your name sir?" "Deez" "deez what sir?" Yeah idk what this is but please understand this is not what I do with my life 😃

Daddy pig cheats on mommy pig with you uwu .....or does he?😰😰😰😍😍😍😏😏😏😩😩😩👀👀👀😎😎😎💅💅

This is pretty much just random ass shit

Two lovers find eachother at a abandoned facility one day, and decide to explore. what could go wrong? characters by @BlaxorGT (on roblox..) This is a kaiju paradise related book! (Nightcrawler x sprinklekit) (if you recognize the cover it's because it's on another book of mine that I honestly don't plan on finishing, I abandoned the account anyway.) please note that in some chapters there might be nsfw, and/or nsfw mentions, they will be marked with a !! so you'll be aware atleast.

who is shorter and is this enemies to lovers you'll never know

𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒚𝒂 𝒙 𝑪𝒉𝒖𝒃𝒃𝒚! 𝑭𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔 '𝑨' 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝑰𝒛𝒖𝒌𝒖 𝑴𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒚𝒂, 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒈𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒑𝒍𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅. 𝑫𝒊𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒖𝒏𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚? 𝒀𝒆𝒔, 𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅. 𝑨𝒎 𝑰 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑰𝒅𝒆𝒂? 𝑨𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒚𝒆𝒔. 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒐𝒄'𝒔 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒐𝒕. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆

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