Historias de Deeznuts

We all know I'm better at shit posting then writing

❝ how was i supposed to know you're not supposed to drink shampoo? ❞ ↳ ❝ people like you, are the reason they have instructions. ❞ [ a tokyo revengers textfic ] crack/smau. fluff-ish. modern/timeskip au. more platonic than romantic so not really an x reader. !! on hold !! © asaemons ╱ 禊の火は

[ citrus and cinnamon | cookie run oneshots ] ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* finally opening up a oneshot book that isn't a ( fully related ) lilac-centered book. read the "terms and conditions" if you want to request something. [ 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐒: open! ] ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

this is a joke but it is based off of @frightnitez tik tok about ordering the same food same restaurant different company

Shovelwares brain game was a quite popular Game show across different fandoms, but would happen if Characters from Different Fandoms JOIN shovelwares brain game and see who earns the prize and who gets Burnt or a Car Battery thrown at them! let's find out in this ✨🍌🎤FABULOUS ROLEPLAY 🎤🍌✨

Idk just a weird y/n story

READ OR ILL EAT ALL UR RICE RAW AT 3AM IN THE MORNING

Please take the cringe pill before looking at my cringy "art" dear reader 👉💊

hii! this is my first oneshot book ever,so i'm sorry if it's not really good! requests are open! enjoyyyyyy

love is found in the most beautiful ways. Updates almost every week day

"Asking me out in the sunset?" "Cliche,I know" Julielle Jacobs didn't expect to travel to the UK weeks after accidentally revealing her face to the internet,But Oh well here goes nothing! ~Re-do of Original Sunset<33

A guide to help you survive vampires. Rules 1-10.

my brain never has enough energy to write a full on going story so heres where i write my imaginations as one paged shorts

this is a joke

This is a children's book that only adults will laugh at.

I-i-i-i-i-i-I-i-i-i-i-i-i-I'm g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gay

this is da remake of the Ask the Cannon BFS Masters book by @EarthIslandWubbox which is my first account that I might be able to use again

Don't have a Valentine? Ok. Your mom

deez nutz are a living, breathing, sentient being. they have feelings. and emotions. and secrets- read to find out...

Kiti has had a crush on Beidou for a while now, she has decided to confess her love today. What will happen? {For my friend, Kiti/xilsqvis} why did i write this? idk