Deeznuts Stories

the cover is my actual gd icon btw the bios probably wont be that good lol and they're all humanized

Ibis

i dont know why i made this but i did anyways this is satire also if youre one of my classmates and you found this (except for my friend) DO NOT TELL THEM ABOUT THis

pls help I'm being held at gunpoint

one day as usual, george and dream start streaming and go play minecraft. although there is something different that doesn't happen often. there's a new dream team member..and she's very well-known. everything goes wrong BUT right from there.

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The cover is my own artwork What happens when a group of men decides they want a new edition of their family? And even then, what would they do to get that new member as well as keep them safe... This story will contain Technoblade and an explanation to why is in the first chapter 💜 All love in this fanfiction is STRICTLY platonic and this isn't based on the real streamers at ALL (Y/n) will be younger than Tommy and will go by they/them There will be mentions of Empires SMP Season 1 later on in the story

you see the "2 minutes and 34 seconds" reading count? thats probably a fucking lie just to tell you (just a note, this is also based on gacha mini movies LMAO yes i used to make and watch them)

ion know I ain't neva made a story b4 so um

While Y/n was reseaching somethings about cloning, they accidentally made 6 copies of themselves but different elements! Of course all of them having different personalities and characteristics. But that doesnt stop y/n from having fun with their so called siblings! ----- Hiiii, im back ;) - Anemo user reader ----- Made in July 23rd Ended in ?? Author: @Akihito_Samuichi only in wattpad!!

Don't expect this to be good, im doing this for my summoning ritual for baal read to get boost in chance to get her ITS A FUNNI FIC SO READ IF U ARE INTO FUNNIES, might add angst later on :")

A very serious story about a male humanoid's body part and his lower region (basically his genitals lol)

This story is nsfw I'll probably do sfw to but anyway 😈. This is my first story, so don't hate. Also my grammar and spelling sucks so don't worry Abt that either 🤤. So this story is about an alien from a mystical planet that crashes down to earth. Their name is Apollo/Theodore and would be your companion, your guardian, your light 😍. (This story is kinda like down to earth but different and if you don't know what the comic is look it up 🥱)

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i post my shitty art here or i can try to draw any character you request ^^ Note: I can't do everything single request, but I can try to do so. It'll take me some time. Used to be called "Dave and Bambi Artbook", but now I've decided to put non-Dave and Bambi related art here.

will I finish this or even start this 😇

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balls

genshin and honkai things, mostly serenitea pot also please give serenitea pot ideas😩

yeah everything's probably going to turn into low quality 10/10 cover (it's reboot with a goofy ahh face