Derp Stories

this is a fanfic about a chicken nugget x reader. end me pls

Gold: SO YOUR BACK HUH? LIKE I SAID, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. Red: Gold it's MY TURN to warn them! Gold: oh fine go ahead <____< Red: *ahem* Hello Red here now do not read this book cause it contains stupidity, blowing up houses, randomness. And stuff. Rated POC for pokemon on crack

Derpy mind of a multi fandom fangirl xD

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*sequel to Remind Me* After losing his memory (and then regaining it) (and then losing it again) (and then getting it back one more time), Sky can't seem to get over the fact that he killed the girl he loved. Then he meets Alesa. Alesa is sweet, caring, funny – really, she's perfect for Sky. But sometimes power can go to peoples' heads, and then bad things are bound to happen. While Sky fights to get over Dawn (managing to ignore Ty and get a bit too close to Alesa in the process), Ty gets better acquainted with the giant toaster, Quentin realizes a flaw in his earlier 'save the city from TNT' plan, and Seto learns about erosion and the consequences of not properly disposing of dangerous potions. Will the Team make it through, or is this their last adventure? *I promise later I'll make the cover less stupid. XD*

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Eliza O'Kelly moves to Gravity Falls expecting a normal life, but the town and its residence quickly prove her wrong. Things especially go haywire after she befriends twins Dipper and Mabel Pines. Together, the trio embark on a dangerous journey, uncovering the biggest mysteries of Gravity Falls and angering triangular demons. Join the gang in an unimaginable adventure of a lifetime, dodging dangers and maybe not dying! ~ Notes: -This takes place after the season 1 finale. -Chapters 1 to 26 were created before "Not What He Seems" & "A Tale of Two Stans," so please stop throwing corrections at me. Thank you. -Narration (kind of) balances between Dipper & Eliza -I am not associated with GF in any way; Alex Hirsch has all rights to the series seeing as he is the creator. °°SonicFaller™ Studios°°

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Piles of redacted documents hide the existence of a government run black site. The location: Unknown The soldiers: Non existent The purpose: Undisclosed "What happens within these walls will never get out. The people inside will never be remembered. We can disappear for all they care and no one will ever know. Not our families, not our friends. I know I'm going to die eventually but I'll be damned if I go down without a fight." Re-written. Re-uploaded. Here to stay. SeaChaos TTT!AU multi-ending

I think this is the cheesiest one I did, called tag thingy mijjigy

A short story, where Vincent Blayd tells his story of the mind switch mess due to a robbery fail. Edit: A longer than short story, now added with bitter jealousy, sweet love, and rather salty tears. Diced sour apples packed in.

(Oneshot Requests - Open) Have you ever had a craving for gut wrenchingly horrible, positively horrendous literature that will make your brain scream out for mercy? Well, you've come to the right book, my friend! Welcome to the dumping ground of all of the miserably failed works I have done over the years! Stories that either had no point, I wrote when I was really young, got dropped off somewhere around the middle due to lack of inspiration, or were a school project (which basically include all of the above). It may also include the following: Extreme derp, random writing pieces I decided to do that have no meaning, even more derp, writing pieces from grades as low as Grade Four, as much derp as you can cram into one book, and much MUCH more! I due hope this melting pot of unedited paragraphs and completely stupid writing pieces satisfies your gnawing hunger for idiotic-ness. WARNING: EXTREME STUPIDITY AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. (This also seems to have turned into the main battlefield of 'the Blackmail Wars'. Enter at your own risk. XD)

My first fan fiction ever