Derp Stories

Plus Ultra memes

Having trouble what name you should have? No problem! This is the perfect book for you to decide! NOTE: This book was made years ago so prepare yourself for some terrible grammar and cringe!

Evelyn Bukavitsky. 13 years old. She's that one kid at the back of the class who doesn't talk unless necessary. Evie has been through a lot. On her 10th birthday, her mom died in a car crash, whilst she only got cut up by broken glass, and a minor concussion. She lost two people in a matter of 3 years, A dear family friend who goes by the name of James Owen Sullivan, and her mother Elizaveta Viktorovna Bukavitsky (Bew-ka-vit-sky, not boo-ka-vit-skee) She spends her 11th birthday at her cousins house, who teaches her more about guitar, and the next 2 are spent at an orphanage. Until a certain bassist fixes that, and takes her from an orphanage in Tennessee, to his house in California. This is where our story begins.

This book is where I write all about my weird conversations with my derpy side (Summer) why? Because I'm weird and I like to talk to myself :D

This story explains the backstory of The Wind Waker (or Hyrule during the events of MM)! I hope you guys enjoy this story. NOTICE: 5 1/2 and 6 are currently not showing up for me. Please notify me on my message board if this happens to you.

Like the title, a bunch of Heroes of Olympus oneshots. [We do not own any HoO characters, they all belong to Rick Riordan. And, we dont own you.] (we are currently inactive and we won't be updating that much. sorry!! love u all so much!)

This is just a random ask ticci Toby thing so ask Toby questions in the comments and I'll answer them as soon as possible.

A poetry book about insecurities and hiding. Sad and rarely happy, I hope you enjoy.

A photographer tries to take a serious photo of the Beatles, but they keep derping around.

Where you see bad art, awful post and screaming minecraft kids. If you're very sensitive don't read this book. Also these are my opinions, my thoughts. Don't witchhunt the people who drew the art. Witchhunt El Chapo instead

Hey guys wutsup? Anywayz this is going to be my drawing book on wattpad I can make art for you guys or just random stuff!!!

Warning: Contains Awkward, Funny, and Just Weird Things. Somethings Include: Fangirling, Physic Stuff, Ghost Stuff, Siblings, Memories, and other weird junk :P Have Fun Reading This XD

You are Haruhi's adopted sister, (y/n) Neko. You have black cat ears and a tail, which you hide under your hoodie. What will happen when you meet the host club. How will they react to your 'anomalies'?

Eh a friend of mine is writing one so might as well

A short collection of **quality** screenshots to commemorate a show that defined a generation **note: I was not part of that generation

My first little book of poetry! Bubbles is a short cook full of Haiku's, Diamante, Free verse, and sonnets, all about... WATER! Because Water is cool. Enjoy!

le funny derp memes

Humor. Love. Romance. Puckbrina.. Shipping. What could possibly go wrong?

( A Karneval Fanfiction ) Shounen-Ai Everybody has been acting really weird lately, Gareki, Yogi, Mr. Hirato, Mr. Akari, even Jiki. And Nai wants to know why. Did he do something bad? Are they hiding something? Let's hope Tsukumo-chan and Iva can help! But why does it seem like Tsukitachii knows everything already? After all, dere dere means lovey-dovey~

Lol, just a song/poem my friend and I made up and sang anytime we had to use the bathroom.. xD