Diaryofawimpykid Stories

"𝘋𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯." - Greg Rodrick Heffley, © cheapwineaftersex, mmxxvi 𝄞

Rodrick's more than aware of the fact that he isn't the greatest brother. At least not when it comes to Greg. In fact, dare he even say that one of his favorite past-times is to antagonize the little twerp. He'd just never expected to have such a problem with anyone else giving his younger brother problems.

belladonna is a 28 year old goth voluptuous baddie she is the mother of her children she's not the one to be infuriated anymore Belladonna is seen inside the house doing chores that afternoon she had on a red outfit and stuff she has a ton of tattoos and piercings on herself there's no information on her at all Belladonna sat there on her laptop doing work she is a multi trillionare and a professional dancer and actress and nail technician and hair stylist and fashion designer and model and other stuff Belladonna sat there looking at the television while wearing her glasses on her face she gets annoyed immediately there's no telling what will happen right now Belladonna is seen during her performance that night she had on a goth outfit and stuff she had her hair down to her knees she gets annoyed Real quick Doom darkseid is her husband Doom Darkseid sat there with long dark brown hair and eyes and tattoos and piercings on himself and a mustache as well he is the husband of this voluptuous baddie Belladonna Darkseid sat there getting really bored her sister is not happy at all Raven Darkseid is her sister Lilith and her husband Lucifer Darkseid aren't in the mood for this at all Belladonna Darkseid is not having it anymore she seen inside the house watching TV that night with her husband Lilith and her husband Aren't in the mood for another lousy night Belladonna is done already her husband is not amused anymore Belladonna is seen in the kitchen doing something that afternoon her husband stood there not saying anything at all she is not happy nor impressed anymore her husband gets annoyed Real quick belladonna is seen inside the bedroom wearing a nightgown and stuff she is not a happy woman anymore belladonna is seen downstairs the basement doing laundry that night she had on a blood red dress and platform sky high waterproof pointed toe pumps and other stuff she had on perfume on herself she's not amused anymore her husband sat on the couch shirtless she is not a

"𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩." 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Regina George, who has always relied on charm and cash to get her way, is forced into a humiliating month of independence by her mother, and meets a certain punk boy Rodrick Heffley while trying to navigate life without her mother's money.

"can't i just stare at you a little longer" he asked watching her. "no we won't make it in time" she pushed his shoulder giving him a kiss ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Y/N x Rodrick story

Greg Heffley, a world renowned football/soccer player decides to play football one last time with New York City FC in the MLS. Hilarity ensues.

Greg's mum is one of the most humiliating mums ever! He just wants his mum to take it easy without calling him baby names and all, will Greg's mum finally not have to always act so baby on him? Read it and find out more! c;

Rodrick has lived an average life so far, he goes to school, turns in assignments, hangs out with friends, parties and hosts band practice. He's never thought of life any differently, and he was okay with that. That is, until a boy has him questioning everything. Totally straight Rodrick has his world turned upside down as he tries to navigate life the same way as before, with a boy in the mix. This is normal, right? tw// i won't be posting them per chapter, so if anything stated may trigger you, please don't read it and take care of yourself. you are loved and valued and deserve to be happy <3 triggers may include: homophobia internalized homophobia mental health issues (consensual) intimacy

(A girl falls in love with our Favorite emo) Lol sorry for the shitty description

Dairy Of A Haram Kid A. N. Author You Can read this in IBOOKS https://www.icloud.com/iclouddrive/06ddWcbAuHWnO8TM6lgJfvAVQ#Dairy_Of_A_Wimpy_Kid

This is a diary of my life and also a little bit of fantasy. inspired by jeff Kinney I literally spent so much time on this so enjoy!

When you move to a new house in a new town, you find that your neighbours are somewhat unusal: loud music every night, crashing and bashing echoing through your ears. So when your parents finally decide to ask to meet the family to get a bond between the families, you meet a handsome scruffy boy your age and you can't help but be intrigued...

A diary of a wimpy kid type story but of my real life. Some of it is fiction and some is real. I also used fake names just in case my teachers find this but don't take this seriously.

A fanfic where Julie Rosewood and Rodrick Heffley meet through their parents and immediately hate each other...... Or do they?

When Y/N books a gig babysitting for the Heffley a romance brews between you and Rodrick...

Skylar was having a rough time at home when a mysterious man swoops in and saves her.

Here is a list of the people I simp for. I'll be updating this whenever I think of someone new.

While Rodrick teeters on the edge of cringiness and popularity, him and his eye liner, biceps, and drumming skills start seeing success in local gigs. But while Rodrick is on his way to success, I am tanking in the social climb. Will Rodrick ever notice me, and if he does will he ever accept me for who I am?

Greg finds the battle for life contestants

Greg was slowly walking with his big friend rowley he kept having to stop because rowley wanted food and Greg had enoughmpg rowley so he pushed him to the ground and ran away and rowley stopped for kore food and saw Greg there and they starting yelling and got kicked out the establishment but rowley got mad cause he's hungry