Dirkgently Stories

A collection of oneshots and small stories about Dirk Gentlys holistic detective agency. English is not my mothertongue so please excuse my mistakes or unusual sentence constructs. If you see brutally wrong things please tell me, I'd love to improve my english.

Hey I'm new to this writing thing so it'll probably suck and won't get updated very much, but the world needs more DGHDA fanfic. It's up to the universe if I make more or not

In the onor of the second season of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, I've written a fanfic about my favorite characters (at the moment) of season two: Panto Trost and Silas Dengdamor. Enjoy! P.S. English is not my native language so forgive me for any mistakes.

The Winthrop triplets seem to have a pretty normal life. They're making money, living in a decent apartment, and at least one of them is moving on up in their career of choice. Everything seems normal. Then, each of them stumbles upon a crime of their own, and the only possible connection there is just the familial relationship between them. Or is it? Self-titled "holistic detective" Dirk Gently is on the case, and he believes that there's more connections than what meets the eye. Can he solve the interconnected cases before it's too late? This book is a work of fiction based off of the television production Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016). The character of Dirk Gently belongs to Douglas Adams, and the adaptation of the character and any other characters that are not originally mine belong to Max Landis. Cover inspired by my brilliant friend @Clara_Oswin_

mysterious creatures and strange occurrences draw the gang back to a quaint and familiar Town. p.s. this is my first time writing something like this so no doubt it will be terrible. Constructive criticism would be much appreciated though (:

Yaaayyy im obsessed with something else again again yayyyyy.... SPOILERS FOR DIRK GENTLY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY

There was only one person who was feared more than The Doctor, one person who was feared so much that bullets were afraid to shoot. One person who could have stopped the Time War. The Empress of Galifrey, The Queen of the Time Lords. A woman who has unlimited regenerations, loved by all, worshipped by many. Many years before the Time War, she disappeared without a trace. The Time Lords searched all of time and space, but to no prevail. After lifetimes, everyone started giving up their search. Except for two; The Doctor, and The Master. For the three of them were best friends when they were young. After the Time War, The Doctor gave up his search, and Galifrey's Queen was lost forever. Or was she? (David Tennent)(Jodie Whittaker)

Four odd months have passed since the incidents in New York with Hydra and Hiro is just trying to move on. When he is invited to compete in a legal college bot tournament, he can't refuse. Kally Carmichael also enters the competition, bringing them all to Los Angeles. Things go well and the two teens are kicking but, until fate decides to play with them once more.

dirk gently, a holostic detective, attempts shopping

When I first watched this show, I had no idea what was going on, but I knew I had stumbled upon something absolutely genius and insane. Expect a similar concept with this fanfic. This takes place after the events of season 1, in which Dirk has been captured once again by Blackwing, Todd has pararibulitius now (that's a made up Max Landis disease to save you a google search, guys), Farah has 4 million dollars in the bank, Bart and Ken have been separated by Blackwing, and Hugo has captured seemingly everybody, even the Rowdy 3. Will Dirk ever get out of this prison? And will the effects on him be more than Todd realizes? Todd just wants his friend back so they can fix things. But the universe has other plans. *rated M for strong language and violence*

B L A C K W I N G D I R K G E N T L Y

Fluffy (but terrible) oneshot about two dorks who get a little tipsy and dance the afternoon away Art done by kyokosayuki on tumblr<3

!!!!!NOT BEING UPDATED!!!!! Okay so I was watching the Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency panel in San Diego and one of the questions was 'What case would you like Dirk Gently to try to solve?' and Max Landis' answer was hilarious. If you've seen the San Diego Dirk Gently panel then you may already know what's going to happen. Basically what Max did was he almost created the plot of an episode/season within his two-minute answer. It was so random and funny and it was just so Dirk that I had to write something about it. Hope you enjoy!

Just some Dirk Gently Group chat conversations! These stories may have real scenes in between texts, and also none of these stories are connected unless said so, please enjoy! (PLEASE READ! These chat stories are going to mostly be Dirk and Todd stories but there will be some hints of group chats.) Ranks: Number one in #brotzly!

You and Todd have been friends for years, and when a rather eccentric man called Dirk comes into the picture... things begin to change - perhaps for the better.

Dirk and Todd get a little closer during their newest case...

I haven't posted a new story in months. Help me decide what to do next.

They've got a new case. But this time they're finally going through it as Detective and Assis-Boyfriend. When Todd's neighbor has a ghost in her apartment Dirk and Todd come to solve the case. Except they solved it much sooner than they anticipated, at least part of it. The universe is just getting started. This is just the tip of the iceberg, actually, no. It's the whole iceberg in the Arctic Ocean. Lots of (and ONLY) fluff lol Oh, and also blood, gore, and unnecessary violence but this is Dirk Gently (rather Bart) we're talking about here. COMPLETE Sequel coming soon Disclaimer: I do not own DGHDA or any of the characters in the show. This is fan fiction

Imagines and Preferences For Bands: Twenty One Pilots Books: Harry Potter Heroes of Olympus Percy Jackson Musicals: Newsies Movies: Into the Spider-Verse Marvel Sherlock Holmes TV Shows: Anne With An E Criminal Minds Doctor Who iZombie Merlin Sherlock Stranger Things Supernatural The Good Doctor The Pinkertons White Collar All stories are CLEAN - no swearing and no smut