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  • Halal Pick-up Lines by desiwoman234
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    Pick-up lines but halal Just cuz they're halal doesn't mean u can use them on someone u kutta
  • My unhealthy dieting by felixsfood
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    Basically my diet that I know is unhealthy but I do it anywaysss
  • A collection of Cheesy Pickup Lines by Thisbread543
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    I just put together a bunch of short stories with cheesy pickup lines, all pretty stupid...but yeah, hope you enjoy!
  • An de neuitat 2 by ChaJiAn3
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    carpe diem.
  • The Proxy of Slender by ILoveZakBagens666
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    Warning: For all little brats who get scared about everything including your shadow, I advise you not to read this!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!! One girl and a boy, both innocent, summon the Creepypasta, the faceless Slenderman. Olive and Nico are kidnapped by the infamous Jeff the Killer soon after. They are scared out of their wits. Will they survive? *Read more to find out!* Olive Woods: Clothing: Red Converse, A White Hoodie, A Black and White striped shirt, and a mask like Ticci Toby's (plus monster mouth that looks like string cheese weird type :P ) Personality: Emotional at times, caring, loving, kind, protective, 45% insane and positive Likes: Bacon, Starbucks, Twinkies, M&M's, and other candy Dislikes: The dark/ night, Jeff the Killer, and spiders Height: 5 Feet 1 inch (Dead Recently) Nico: Clothing: Black Converse, A Black T-Shirt, and A Grey Hoodie Personality: Calm, Quick at running, positive, caring,loving, kind, and protective Crush: Olive Woods Dislikes: Friends getting hurt, anyone who bullies people, spiders, and heights Likes: Getting Starbucks with Kitty, bacon, talking strolls through the Slender woods alone or with Kitty, and Attack on Titan Death: Chapter: Little Games Can Be Deadly Allergy: Dairy Height: Average
  • That Crazy Thing Called Life by imagineimpossible
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    This story really isn't all that much, just some collections of my experiences so far in life. This may not seem very interesting but I promise, you'll get a kick out of at least one of my life stories!
  • The midnight crime by Bennyboi25
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    it's how the world's most valuable diamond gets stolen by rokiees. Will they be successful?
  • I'm ordinary right? by Midnightblue2937
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    Izuku Midoriya owns a small cafe in the bad part of town. Sadly it seems fate didn't like midoriya as it keeps spinning him down some deep rabbit holes. With his non-overpowered quirk and only the wittiness of his head. What has as midoriya makes a name for himself in the supported and non-supported members of society,
  • Guide to Living with Dragons by ParalianAureate
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    Within the summer heat, two girls wasted away trying to think of something to do. But one fateful evening involving a lake, a dragon rumor, and a little bit of magic, their lives changed drastically--for the good or the bad, they still aren't sure, but hey; beats sitting at home!
  • Le' Pickup Lines For The Humans by funsize911
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    This is a book of pickup lines, Results may very! Some of these are terrible so if you have any you want in my book just PM me! (Don't you just lovveeee the yummy unicorn on the cover ;) )
  • Untouchable (Haikyuu OC x Various)  by NormalIsUnnormal
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    Tsukishima Makoto is almost a carbon copy of her older brother, Tsukishima Kei, except for three major points. 1) she's a girl 2) she's from America, and has lived there her entire life 3) anyone she really talks to, somehow, they all fall in love with her. These main candidates are everyone. Kei is gonna have such a headache by the end of this.
  • Haikyuu incorrect quotes by broken_anomaly
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    I ONLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE INCORRECT QUOTE BOOKS OKAY-?!
  • Always and Forever by cocoapeebles3
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    Kian and Jc fanfic
  • Our Perfect Match Burned Out by Trebasketball23
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    1-800-273-8255 A boy and girl "fall in love" only to find out each others true colors. But not all love stories have happy endings, do they? Will Roses depression overcome her? Will she win this battle? Read to find out!
  • The Demented Childhood of Lucas M by GryffinDauntless
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    Based off of true events, this collage of misery lists all I have been through lately. This may contain weird and creepy things, but overall it is funny to look back and think of my silly mistakes and ideas. DO NOT BE INSPIRED BY THIS BOOK!!! ALL IDEAS IN THIS BOOK LEAD TO BAD CONSEQUENCES!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
  • Once In a Lifetime  by jenna359
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    In California a girl named Lisa buys V.I.P tickets to go see Kian and Jc on tour (Don't try this at home) but only because her friend Mady made her, will she end up falling for them, or think it was a big waste of her time and money to even try to get to know them.
  • Don't Try This At Home by Kian_Jc_EthanGrayson
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    Okay so I'm getting Kian and Jc's book and I wanted to type it up as a way for those who don't have the book or aren't getting the book to read it on here, so please please share and tell anyone you know who wants to read the book that it is on here ❤ please understand that I'm doing this to be considerate to those who cannot afford or get the book ☺ love ya ❤
  • Guns, Jewels, and Choccy Milk by clown_of_the_month
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    This is a complete western story about me and my friends that my pal Sofia made. The only thing that I did was make the cover and proofread. Includes violence and cussing. Stay safe <3