Doritos Stories

So, lemme explain this to you folks, the writer of this story is currently under the heavy influence of cynical humor, self-deprecation of the stand up comedians she's been watching for probably more than 2 hours and way too much internet for the day. She's not at her best. Doesn't help that she can't sleep right now. Put up with me if you decide to read this. I'm loopy with sleep deprivation, but I just can't manage to sleep.

I'm new to Wattpad so it may be bad but eh. This is basically about an alternate ending.the concept of the start has been made by other people so yeah. I'm kinda winging it with this.

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Ronald bye has a decease that he can't stop eating junk food. Ronald becomes over weight and starts army camp! Sargent Timmy tells Ronald he can't stay if he doesn't loose weight.

It all started with a painter-that is all. He paints (duh) pictures, he pours his heart into what he is painting. He never got famous. Maybe it was because he didn't go out of his way. Or maybe it was the things that came out of his painting. When they came out-there was nothing he could do....except to die.

When your love for doritos is beyond the knowledge of humanity itself that you are prepared to make sacrifices. [New York Times Best selling author] "Your job is to sell the most successful brand of doritos perfume so we are able to dominate the world." The dorito God ordered. (Bro I don't even know what this is. I made this when I was high)

There once was a Dorito. Her name was Pancho. Pancho was a nacho cheese Dorito. Pancho came from a family with a long line of Nacho-Nazis. Her Great-Great-Great-Grandfather was a well know Nacho-Nazi named Adolf Chipler. The whole Chipler family consisted of Nacho-Nazis. They all hated the Fritos. Pancho Chipler was destined to be a Nacho-Nazi, but what if Pancho doesn't want to be like the rest of her family? What if Pancho doesn't want to hurt the Fritos?

For people who love Doritos as much as I do, for people who will choose Doritos over any other chip when given the chance. For people who unconditionally love Doritos. (This is just a joke) Please red lmao

And interactive story! Decide on how you'll live your life and with who! Very interesting and totally worth your time!!

So, these are some short one-shots of some fragments of my life. Yes. Some. There will be love stories, childhood stories and many more soon. I can't keep up with a whole book or a novel, so this is all I can really offer. I'm hiring someone to manage my other books for free, mmkay?

Nine unsuspecting people are transported into the past due to a bratty, teenage heir who had a limited ability to a sport called volleyball.

He's just a crazy, weird, cute boy band member with 3 "unique" besties. That boy band just happens to be the famous 5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS). He lives and breaths music. Its not just his career but also his passion. Little does he know his world is going to be a whole new crazy once he meets her. She's your typical girl-next door. She's smart, quirky and happens to have an un-natural obsession with Doritos. Not many people know this but she is also quite musically talented. Her favourite band just happens to contain the one boy who will change her life. To top it off she has 4 mental cases for besties. Little does she know her world is going to be flipped upside down and is going to be a whole new level of crazy. With a series of awkward moments, embarrassing friends, weird obsessions and even budding romances, you never know what will happen when you meet the crazies.

When Katniss is at the store she sees Jane looking at her out of the window, when she gets home she sees a hand sticking out of her computer!!! See what happens next!!!!

A collection of poems, thoughts and phrases from the emo diary of yours truly. Just kidding, it's not an emo diary, though it is thoughts and poems as I try to be deep and describe all about the ways of the world.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if one of your favorite celebrities invented a holiday? In this story, it shows you the totally fictional way that Johnny Depp created thanksgiving! Remember, don't forget to comment and vote! I hope you enjoy it!

Waiting for a perfect opportunity to escape her atrocious life, Kelly couldn't refuse when a vampire asks her to accompany him on a quest. Kelly's life is turned upside down after that, the impossible happens, secrets are revealed, confessions said, trust betrayed and friendships and enemies made as well. Will Kelly regret all of this? What decisions will she make when it comes to her life? What will happen to her, when she falls in love?