Dumb Stories

She was chaos. He was control. And fate decided they would suffer for loving each other. In their past life, a prince and princess were lovers torn apart by a curse - she died alone, and he lived with the guilt of not reaching her in time. Reborn in the present as enemies, destiny plays its twisted game again. The curse of the two lovers to become enemies. Y/n is a trouble-magnet, wild and unpredictable - and Jungkook is the cold, grumpy boy who somehow ends up saving her every single time. He hates how instinctive it feels to protect her. She hates how easily he gets under her skin. They don't remember each other... But their souls do. Every fight feels familiar. Every touch feels dangerous. Every argument feels like longing disguised as hatred. Is Jungkook protecting her because he cares - or because something darker forces him to? One thing is certain: "If the curse wants to separate them again...he will burn fate itself before he loses her again. " ___________________________________________ " You grumpy , stop right now..!! " Y/n's voice made Jungkook stopped and turned to face her " I'm gonna confess something. something real... " She paused and the next words made Jungkook eyes widen " I checked my schedule and I will make you pregnant by this Christmas.. " Taehyung choked and spit the water on Jimin's face hearing the girl's words. ___________________________________________ Sunshine X grumpy vibes Haters to lovers Childish girl X mature men Possessiveness and jealous ' Hates her but can't let her go out of his sight' #1 in dumb - 18/1/26 #2 in dumb -29/11 #5 in funny romance - 8/11 #8 in jjkff - 8/11

i omor (+ my oc and friends oc's) wrottin by me and my friend so dont not be mean

Heyo! I'm new to Wattpad but I've always wanted to write! This is a Dandy's World Oneshot story and it's mostly for fun! REQUEST: temporarily closed!! Make sure to read first chapter for information and rules! Thanks!! :D All characters belong to BlushCrunch :3

Lots of art inside, I'll try to stick to my newer, better art! I deleted my old one, and this is the new one! I often draw, Sonic, Mario Bros, and recently, DANDY'S WORLD!!! ~Enjoy~

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Vampires are supposed to be mysterious and terrifying. Not in the case of Titianus Vespasianus de Suckula. What does he bring to the table? A long name, an even longer list of dramatic titles, and zero sense of boundaries. Kelsey has normal human patience - and it's running out fast. Meet the vampire who won't take no for an answer, and the girl who very much wants him to.

I don't want to hurt you but I want you to stay.

Malia and Ryder never planned to fall for each other. What started as tension, arguments, and stubborn pride slowly turned into something deeper the more time they spent together. Just when they finally began to understand each other, Ryder's father returned to town, bringing back old anger and pressure that Ryder didn't know how to handle. He disappeared, came back colder, and pushed Malia away, even though she was the one person who made him feel understood. Now, caught between family struggles and growing love, they're learning that caring for someone doesn't make you weak, but loving someone who's still healing might be the hardest fight of all.

why not, I'm boreddddddd just smt that might make u laugh, no guarantee, u might fall asleep Most of these are from yt/tt/pinterest so I don't claim any right to them, if I know the maker I will put their account on the story part, if I don't and you do please tell me so I can add them >:3 I'm taking requestsss!!

Merrie Claire de Rosalind was hated by everyone ever since she was born: the servants, her parents, her brother, and the kingdom. One fateful night, she was said to be behind the assassination attempt of the most loved girl in the kingdom. Just like that, she was killed on the spot. It was not her, it was later revealed in the novel but, no one cares. That's the sad end of the girl from the novel, "Abelline's Knight." But due to an unreasonable circumstances, a girl that happens to be a reader of the book reincarnated in the body of Merrie Claire de Rosalind. Though she manage to still died in the end. Why? Because of the amazing level of ignorance and stupidity. Maybe because it was so pathetic that she's granted with another chance to live, she is determine to stay alive in this life. Though, why is it that an easy mission of not-attending-a-party-to-not-get-framed, take a shitty turn to worst and make a mission impossible? (A/N: This story was edited. And I do not own the picture, only the front. Also, not my native language, expect grammer mistake:))

This story is a newer version of the 4th grade story me and my friend created if you want to read random crap then go ahead but it is really only meant for me and my friends to laugh at while we create it

Sasha is back, and her sanity has officially reached "Negative Fifty" on the Warrior Code scale of mental stability. Just when she thought her life couldn't get any more absurd than a sentient mud-cylinder and a hippo in a princess dress, a giant set of denture-shaped portals opens up to spit out even more idiots. Enter Mothy, a giant white tom who wheezes like a broken radiator and accidentally turns everything he touches into a permanent ice rink. He's joined by Darkenedskies, a mate whose maternal glare is so sharp it could cut through a Thunderpath monster, and a new batch of twins who believe "logic" is a type of rare forest fungus. From Buff Emma the Disco-Ball Titan launching cats into different dimensions to Winston the fire-breathing beach-cat trying to eat "spicy noodles," Sasha's life is a constant battle against the Dumb-nado. It's a story about family, fatherly wheezing, and the desperate search for a quiet cave where nothing is neon pink and no one wears a top hat.

Nikki and Mackenzie hate each other and would do anything to get rid of each other. Enjoy this book and tell me what u think about it in the comments.

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A honking big collection of poems, short stories, photographs, drawings, and musings all by this humble Jester. {NOTICE:} Almost everything in this book is based on true events. Some details, such as names, have been altered for the privacy of the individuals involved. It has not been flagged as Mature, but there are some instances of strong language or depictions of situations that may be frightening. Let it be known that Jester will not be censoring its own life just to fit anybody's narrative. Thank you. Also, if you know Jester outside of Wattpad, you're better off not reading this hahahaha.

It was a normal day like any other for the 17 year old named Albert Einstein. He was a normal Indian kid named Albert Einstein, living with his father Goku Einstein and ChiChi Einstein. People thought of Goku as a sigma male, so they were quite disappointed when he married a woman.. Whose name was Chichi no less. His kid was even worse. 'With a name like Albert, he was destined to be a loser,' they thought. Albert didn't care though. As Albert headed to school like usual with his friend Golu Khan, they quickly arrived at their school, but then- BAAANG- WACKK- "WHAT WAS THAT!?"

Josuke gambles. Need I say more?

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