Dumbass Stories

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In a world where the evolution is rapidly changing which species will you be? A Metamorph, An Ectomorph or Omegamorph? Read to find out. I was bored so I just threw this together in ten seconds. (Ok not really ten seconds)

Whine in agony, or cheer with pride as you get to go on a stressful journey of making sure that Lauren doesn't fucking die. You get to take care of an unstable boy with Factitious Disorder ( a disorder in which the victim fakes illness or purposely makes themself sick ) and try to deal with his bipolar episodes. I mean, you're REQUIRED to help him.. you're his favorite person, after all. This story was made because I'm struggling with my mental health very intensely, and this story helps. You get to live your life as a caretaker and keep me safe!! ^^ **DISCLAIMER** Please do not glorify my actions or start inacting any of my behaviors!! If you or someone you love struggle with these types of issues, please seek help from a trusted person or a mental health professional!! **FAIR WARNING:** In this story, we allow discussion on dark topics, and those topics can include violence and bathroom topics. So, gore, vomiting, and other bodily fluids may be mentioned! If you can't handle that, DON'T READ. Also, please don't hate on my story or make fun of it. It's very deep and important to me and in tune with some things I'm dealing with right now.

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About a stupid bitch named y/n (not to offend anyone) ok so y/n is 3/5 UWU she is really short and has beautiful blonde 7 foot long hair and blUe eyes that remind u of disgusting musty rain water but guys she's not like other girls ok 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺UWU ok back to the story in this fake joke stoRy the stupid bitch met her online bf which was actually a 10/9 mafia daddy with huge mommy milkers kk she gets kidnapped but since she's not like other girls the stupid hoe stayed now read my story to hear her stupid ass Self stutter for hours 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I got tagged by @JayJaycookies to do this! RULES: -book has to be named LIT -You can't refuse -Has to be done in a week or you have to video tape yourself dancing and post it on wattpad or whatever site your using (ha I actually do dance so suck it) -No replying to comments, and no means NO -Say 13 facts about yourself -Tag 15 people

These R memes i found at 11:45 and decided why not make a dumbass book and fill it with memes from you favorite show you bitchass simp

A world, where the words your soulmate first says to you, appears on your wrist when you turn 16. But why does yours say.... Dumbass? **** Started on: 21/12/2021 First Published On: 16/04/2022 Ended: ??? **** VERY SLOW UPDATES.

4 ultra legends only. A fresh COMPLETED set of Memes and some mindblowing facts just for you.... 🤗 Ex-when God is read back to front it says dog....... Yeah!! Don't take it serious...... Just laugh and pass it away. We all got one life before we pass away!! :-P. 8-). E <3. N <3. J :-D O Y !!!

funny quotes, u can read the title can't u? But if you can't uh.. these are some funny quotes that were said but really shouldn't have been for many reasons. .... I now realize if you couldn't read the title why would you have been able to read the description? Whoops :D

I am multitasking between this, a drawing and watching mlp (I'm on season 5 while I am writing this)

Just living my best life. ✌😌

Walking along a dimly lit street on a dark night, 17 year old Jem witnesses a fellow teen get attacked by a vampire and rushes over (after some light encouragement) to help. Will he befriend this newly-turned vamp or will his own troubles push him away? Follow Jem's wacky, angsty life as he makes new friends, falls in love and is just a huge dumbass. Disclaimer: Nate,Emma,Eddie,Luci and Wyatt do not belong to me, they are OC's created by my friend/bro Nathan that I have permission to use here. Other Disclaimer: I do not own the Oc Kade either, they belong to my friend/Uncle person London Other other disclaimer Imao: I do not own Oli the demon boi, they are my friend Oli's Oc

A girl from a small village has been training for this moment her whole life. Final selection. The day she decided To become a demon slayer was the day that her parents were brutally murdered by demons. The day Y/N L/N turned 16 she decided to take final selection. As she was headed there she ran into a crazy boar headed man and they decided To stay together for a while. What will happen to there relationship over time? ( THIS IS A FLUFF BOOK SO NO SMUT SORRY FOR THE DIRTY PEOPLE! ALSO I CUS IN REAL LIFE SO THERE WILL BE CUSSING IN THE BOOK! IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH THEN DON'T READ IT. ALSO CHAPTERS WILL BE SHORTER BUT THERE WILL BE MORE ! )

just some weird ass thoughts I had at like four am enjoy me being weird and blunt

Tem, a poor innocent lesbian, looking for love and job, finds job first with a billionaire. The billionaire Wolf, there is something that is holding tem from running away from the rude rich lady. Maybe they are mates So will she be able to find love? who's she going to fall in love with? Is it the rude rich wolf lady or the nice simple blood sucking vampire? Find out as you read along this thrilling story