Eatmytoenails Stories

If you want no friends, use these. @niamhkill , thank you for putting up with me having memorised this. Pls read her stories, especially if you love 5sos.

Cheesy title, I know Since everyone else is doing this, I figured why the hell not? Basically the whole point of this book is to tell you crap about my life. If you even find my life somewhat interesting in the first place. Just a heads up there's a reason why I refer to myself as one high weirdo in the title. Will probably update more than once a week or once in two months. Nothing more nothing less.