Eggs Stories

Used as a sperm bank and breeding stock by tentacles

Greetings. You may be wondering why an immortal of questionable origin, impeccable capes, and historically poor decision-making would choose to publish a cookbook. The answer is simple. We must eat. Within these pages, you will find recipes-real ones, prepared by my own dramatic hands-alongside reflections on existence, comfort, and the small mercies that keep us upright when eternity feels especially long. Expect: Toast, prepared with appropriate gravitas Eggs, treated as fragile miracles Simple meals elevated through mood, patience, and sighing Occasional affirmations, offered reluctantly but sincerely This is not a book about perfection. It is a book about survival, warmth, and feeding yourself even when the world insists you should simply brood instead. You do not need to be immortal to cook these meals. You only need hunger, curiosity, and a willingness to let the butter melt properly. So come in. Set the table. Lower the lights. But first... We brood. - Crimson Bloodthorne

Hello everyone and welcome to my artbook. Today I will be showing you some of my arts stuff. It could be anything like animals, random objects and many more! I hope you like this book and if you do want to see some go check it out now. Baiiii and have fun!!!

Eggman had a new plan to get rid to get of the Sonic heros. Since it was Easter, he planted a time limit bomb in the eggs and decided to set them by the forest but then something went wrong and they ended up in a different dimension. Bliss wanted to do an Easter egg hunt with Miles but he kept refusing. Once he finally accepted, you both went outside. What will happen?

A trip to the grocery store. That is all it took for Erin to be whisked away into the world of fame. Moving to a new country, recording an album, and going on tour, they're all just part of what lies in store for her. Stardom is only the beginning...

HEELLIDY HOODLE IM VEDA AND I DONT LIKE SPAM OR EGGS BUT THIS IS A SPAM BOOK SO YUP STAY TUNED

Ok, this is my first story, and I don't know where to start. So you will be a human watching the movie How To Train Your Dragon 2 on your TV and when you finish, you are about to turn off the TV since it is getting late. When you get closer, a portal suddenly appears and sucks you into the HTTYD world. You find out you are a night fury. What will you do? Read to find out.

fuk

A poem about making omelettes and a lifetime together.

LAPTOPS ARE THE TEARS OF SWEDE

The real humpty dumpty story.

To have the town's best cheesecake would be a pleasure.

my unpopular opinions about music, shows, movies, and pretty much everything 😁😁 i was inspired by @cardiob so if you haven't read her unpopular opinions yet, you should started 8/3/2020

Based off the Netflix series, Green Eggs and Ham. Sam I Am and Phillip Trousers are enemy spies. Phillip was against Sam's mom for years. But what happens when her handsome son enters the world of spying? Do not take this seriously, please

Chickens are nice Chicken butts

Two kids stumble upon a time machine and decide to go into it but as soon as they stepped inside they got whisked away to another time period...

When we see our first robin we know that spring is finally here. This friendly, little robin inspired me to compose this poem for Mother's Day this year. A/N I experimented with mid line rhyme which I thought suited the narrative and spring theme.

The group decides to make some puns. "hilarity" ensues.

A series of facts I hope you don't know because I'll kinda be out of business