Ehhhhhhh Stories

literally a book of memes and vents all done by me also incorrect quotes the cover is made by my cool friend @Gmrsugarart

this is where I will show my art My...shitty...horrid...art

cover by BonstarOwO

Darla Walker strolled into the kitchen, thinking about ponies, when she noticed there was a patch of bright green grass growing on her new marble counters. She screamed and ran out of her modern cottage in the middle of nowhere. Darla took a small peak into the door. What she saw next was fully grown, and she had not seen it before. This may be a problem. I don't plan to make many more chapters on this story, seeing as it was just a joke to begin with. Same goes for the x Retarded reader thingy. It was all a joke. The only one getting reads really fast is the art book I made. If you plan on reading this, but are reading it just for fun, head over to the art book. Or do whatever you please. Not like my useless words can control you or something; I have HARD PEE PEE- alrighty then. Bye.

another oneshot book because I love Eddie so much there will be the following kinks:(if you have a problem with the kinks I then don't read this book have your vanilla ice cream and kindly leave 🙃) smut:( there will be rough Eddie soft Eddie but I won't do Dom y/n because I don't really know how to write it as a sub I just can't sorry!!) no hate comments 🙃 all hate comments will be deleted and you will be blocked or muted good? good! I love all of you who read and like me book!!!

A Life Story about Sugar. While other good normal people are living sweetly she's the only good person that has to taste some bitter in her life. Will she get a happy ending just like fairy tales ? Read this tale now ! Updates every Sunday

this is just a little place where i will write out funny, weird or sexual skits between my characters. this is just for fun so. eh

look I've realized reading these things give me pure joy so here I am trying to write characters and how they would go alright we good good cause I want to feel childhood joy

Two kids trapped in a hunted house of a magician only he isn't what he seems. Will they make it out alive or will they stay in there forever. Plz vote for it it really means a lot for support rn :3

I draw a lot. Cover art by meeeeeeee!!!

My weird self and idea making brain would like to host (or hose like I typed it first) the 123456789th annual randomness! And NO I am NOT a crazed lunatic that can't think of any other possible way to waste her time (most of the time)

It's A Fag In A Bag Ya Feel

I just need somewhere to write down my thoughts... Maybe it will turn into a story... Idk

FOLLOW @crimscent PLEASE! ~ Everyone else has one, so why not? Please note: I'M CRAZY (This beautiful cover was made by @crimscent. I suggest checking out her graphics portfolio.)

WARNING: I HAVE A LOT WITH NO ART

:P ***Keep in mind that a large amount of text has been removed/changed to better represent my current personality. If you see comments that don't make sense, they probably had to do with something I had said and removed/changed in that chapter.***

Idk what this is.