Elmo truyện

a crack fic with the shrek cast, mha cast, sesame street cast, nicki minaj and barney the purple dinosaur- oh and Jefree star (this fic is like a year old it has been sitting in my drafts for ages i had to finish what i started enjoy ;)

After being dumped and publicly humiliated by Lilith, Lucifer becomes broken and a shell of his former self. Her new lover Alexander Hamilton takes his spot as one of the three kings of Hella High. Having no choices left Lucifer turns to the only one knowledgeable enough to help him regain his status, Alastor. This crack fic belongs on Ao3 but I can't post there yet :P

◃──|Bᴀʏᴠᴇʀsᴇ!Tᴍɴᴛ X Fᴇᴍ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ|──▹ (The re-written, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 less cringe version) ✧. ┊𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐲｡˚ ✧ ☆。*。☆。。* 。☆ 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 wanting to feel heroism, live out the epic and be 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 but, failing harder than 2012 April in Trig. °°° "𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵! 𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰, 𝘵𝘰𝘰! 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦." °°° A subway under attack- that's bad. But fear not! Rescue came─ 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴?... Hahahaha (Odysseus's laugh) °°° "𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩." "𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴, 𝘚𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩." °°° Soon, she gets yeeted off into the unknown by C̶h̶e̶d̶d̶a̶r Shredder. Yay! ×ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ× •ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇ• •ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴇʟᴍᴏ• •ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ᴏɴᴇs•

Elmo x Baby Thanos x Y/N Y/n x woods racoon Y/n x Dobby This is purely satire for anyone who's wondering

doug is VERY jealous

So um... Yea me and my friends are weird and someone made this... but they do not have wattpad so I'm posting this on MY account If you do read this I'M SO SORRY 😂

You are a resident named Y/N that just moved into the street named "Sesame Street." You soon bumped into a hot tall red man at your local Walmart. He soon took you to his place after getting to talk after awhile in the Barbie's Isle. Read more to find out what happens next....

Barry B Benson buys something that'll change hIs lifE (DISCLAIMER: This book contains a lot of implied segsaul stuff, ect. Please do not read if any of that stuff makes you uncomfortable or anything like that. Please don't cancel me.)

omg they r gay?!?!??! my childhood icons?!?!?!?

You read the title idiot also since I like care so much about this fanfic I will be putting absolutely no effort into punctuation luv ya enjoy <3

According to a quotable phrase, "You are the protagonist of your own story" As for me, I'm really so sure of my own story. A perfect life with just a happy thoughts. Until i meet this someone who is the total opposite of me. And that's when I decided... "I am Alois, and I want to make you my flower to bloom as it should be."

in which you fall in love with your bad boy classmate after getting paired up for a school project

Just as the title says, I am attempting to use this book as a release for at least some of my random energy. No crazy people where harmed in the making of this book... probably.

some wet ass p^^sy

Zoe accidentally rips elmos blanket and elmo gives her a lesson...

Tales of love don't always start with "We met at a club one night...". But could their story be an exception to the rule?

"E-Elmo!" You cry out begging for Elmo's mercy. "No baby gorl.... Your just to Smokey steamy smegzzy 😏😏😜😜😜😩😩🥵🥵🥵" he announces, "You bitch shit the frek up 😒" you say cutely in return as he slaps you and stomps on you aggressively.

How does someone so perfect, feel so insecure?

What's it like having your parents plan out every single aspect of your life? Ask Abigail Bailey. Her parents basically plan out her whole life, making sure that she'll follow their footsteps of going to Yale. That plan falls when they learn that Abby failed gym. Her parents are furious claiming that 'jumping jacks won't hurt you', and sent her to summer school. Yes, summer school. Upon arriving, Abby notices that this place is strange. The teachers are nice and way too happy to be working in the summer. But when day falls and the night engulfs the sky, that happiness is peeled down, and you have to expect the unexpected. And oh, try not to get raped in sesame street. ©officialtonytwaimz; 2016

I will make very good elmo story because some of y'all are desperate af and need a finished Elmo x reader.