Epicfail Stories

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

A SOTUS one shot fluff piece. Arthit thinks Kongpob was exaggerating when he said he couldn't even cook an omelette without burning it, so he attempts to teach Kong to cook a descent healthy meal proves to be harder than he thought, especially when his boyfriend doesn't want to keep his hands to himself.

Or as my friend would call them " Pheonix quotes"

After the victory of the Winx against the Trix, they lived their lives peacefully and happily in their home realms. But this story is not about the original winx club but instead a new generation. Will this group of young fairies be as good as the old one? and who are they? Let's find out ;))

This very long title says it all. No need to explain.

Story about the girl na sawang sawa ng mabuhay ! ang moto niya ay " wag ka ng mabuhay kung wala ka ng dahilan" she always want to end her life but its always turn out a funny and epic moment. hehehe abangan !

Believe in IMPOSSIBILITIES and your heart will start to beat louder than normal.

When he has no romantic feelings for anyone, is there any chance for a man to find the right girl?

What you think happened, was a mistake...

This is a short story I created for a Wattpad writing contest. I tried to make it so it will get a few chuckles out of you all so hopefully you'll enjoy! Thank you Wattpad for creating this contest and urging me to step out of what I'm used to writing! Andy has a history of bad Valentine's days, so it's only understandable why she feels the need to rid the world of the holiday forever. However, a chance encounter at her local coffee shop has her rethinking the hype around the day. Maybe, just maybe, this year could be different. Oh, she couldn't have been more wrong.

The title say it all, c'mon now

#KalumGood, Tripping over air, proof of gravity and more

queen beryl's evil and totally not obvious plan short story !!

comedy gold or your worst nightmare.

Having a bad day? Feeling a little down? Maybe you even embarrassed yourself? Well come on over this book filled with. . . might I say UNIQUE experiences of mine and some friends. Maybe these will cheer you up a bit or even just unbordify you from the pretty average day you've been having. includes: ~epic fails ~cringe worthy crush encounters ~relatable experiences ~facepalm moments ~abnormal drama ~and more!

School is supposed to be boring... until everything goes completely off the rails. Fire alarms, rogue teachers, stinky uniforms, and a mysterious ice-skating adventure-Ben and his friends are about to find out what happens when chaos takes over. Will they survive, or will the school survive them?

"Freak it"

Aliens teamed with one human logs on their experiences. Bound to bring laughs. Open to ideas and requests.