Epicfail Stories

I am a queen. A ruler. A legend. At least, that's what I thought. Once the proud ruler of my own queendom, I had everything a supreme cat could ever want: a loyal servant, endless admiration, and absolutely no tolerance for annoying creatures. But when a mysterious silver beast dares to enter my life, my purr-fect world quickly turns into a complete cat-astrophe. Now trapped inside a dreadful "center" surrounded by suspicious animals, confusing humans, and a robotic rival, I must protect my royal reputation and prove that I am still the star of the show. Obviously, I will succeed. Because every great queen deserves a happily ever after... right?

This very long title says it all. No need to explain.

Two best friends show up to pay their respects at a funeral... only to realize halfway through that they don't know the deceased. Or anyone else in the room. Awkward glances, mistaken condolences, and a few near-disasters later, they're stuck trying to escape without becoming the center of attention. A short, hilarious story about how two idiots can turn grief into giggles...by accident.

This is a short story I created for a Wattpad writing contest. I tried to make it so it will get a few chuckles out of you all so hopefully you'll enjoy! Thank you Wattpad for creating this contest and urging me to step out of what I'm used to writing! Andy has a history of bad Valentine's days, so it's only understandable why she feels the need to rid the world of the holiday forever. However, a chance encounter at her local coffee shop has her rethinking the hype around the day. Maybe, just maybe, this year could be different. Oh, she couldn't have been more wrong.

Believe in IMPOSSIBILITIES and your heart will start to beat louder than normal.

My friend on my swimteam asked me to do this. Swimmer struggles, pickup lines, thoughts that only swimmets understand. If you are a swimmer you can most likely relate to all of this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HI! My name is Cam! I am the Co~wrighter of this book. This is not my wattpad acount but my good friend Wolfperson13 let me help her write this story( it was my idea) i hope you like this book!!(im on swim team) 😁love, Cam the Co~wrighter😁

Love was GONE.. Trust's GONE... Families are GONE... Friends are GONE... And also you are GONE.. You walk out of my life,you left me alone in damn 5 years! You broke my heart into pieces. You came back like nothing happened,your feelings faded. The hurt most is you don't love me anymore,all was GONE. Please read and support!

Wacky Short Stories - Chaos, laughs, and "Wait, what?!" moments packed into tiny adventures. Shoes run off, the sun skips work, and nothing makes sense-but it's hilarious, and you'll totally love it.

Ay! So this is just sonething extra for me to do i will try to update my other story. This is just something for me to do when im bored XD

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

This is just a book full of short stories and experiences from my life. The stories are in no particular, chronological order. But all of these stories are true.

Aliens teamed with one human logs on their experiences. Bound to bring laughs. Open to ideas and requests.

poems about true life events that ended badly

In a city, much like your city, there is a heroine who saves the day with cooking, cleaning and boo-boo healing. Her name is, Batmom! I am Batmom! Amusing stories of life as a mom. Not affiliated with DC comics or the DCEU Cover by @IM_THAT_QUEEN_17 #335 Non-fiction (9/22/17) #203 Non-fiction (9/23/17) #176 Non-fiction (9/24/17) #129 Non-fiction (10/5/17) #126 Non-fiction (10/6/17) #121 Non-fiction (10/7/17) #112 Non-fiction (10/11/17) #94 Non-fiction (10/14/17) #81 Non-fiction (10/17/17) #57 Non-fiction (11/14/17) #38 Non-fiction (11/20/17)

The title say it all, c'mon now

I guess you can call this a selfish autobiography because this is about me, and how my life is going without any input or advice from anyone else other than their demonstrated words or actions. This is kinda just my version of events that are pretty epic and crazy. You should read it ;)