Epicfail Stories

The guitar is born to sing, to make its way to those loving hands that give it such soulful caress. How you play and sing with your guitar is so beautiful that it touches the soul.

The moon whispered my destiny through the cracks of time. The stars aligned. The ancestors gathered. Angels descended. Ancient prophecies awakened. Noah arrived. Moses appeared. The Four Horsemen rode across the horizon. Even the burning bush showed up. The universe had spent eternity preparing for this moment. Every sign pointed toward a single path. Every voice demanded an answer. Every force in existence waited. There was only one problem. I didn't care. A ridiculous parody of chosen-one stories, cosmic destiny, ancient prophecies, and every dramatic fantasy trope ever written. A tale where the fate of existence hangs in the balance, celestial beings hold their breath, and the greatest buildup in history crashes headfirst into the world's simplest response. The ancestors waited. The universe waited. The burning bush waited. And I said: "Nah." 🖕 Comedy • Parody • Satire • Fantasy • Absurd Humor 😭🔥🌳🏆💀

Mga typical na emosyon, pakiramdam, at nagiging reaction kapag nand'yan na si Ex.

Two best friends show up to pay their respects at a funeral... only to realize halfway through that they don't know the deceased. Or anyone else in the room. Awkward glances, mistaken condolences, and a few near-disasters later, they're stuck trying to escape without becoming the center of attention. A short, hilarious story about how two idiots can turn grief into giggles...by accident.

Shonda is the first kid in space and is going to the ISS.What will Happen?

Anyways I'll try my best to make you smile (or even laugh if possible) for every ask and dare you give to me. Baby: Well, we're dead.. Now bring me to hell. F. Foxy: Lol. I love taking dares. They call me a daredevil F. Freddy: You know no one calls you that.. Right? F. Foxy: .. Yeah ;-; Ballora: At least you love dares :3

just random fails to make you say "H-how did they even managed to do that?!?!" p.s. none of the photos are mine

Fallen: welcome to 50 Evil Plans, hosted by m- Mapleshade: you've hosted too many shows, this is mine now! Welcome to 50- Fallen: but Mapleshade: no Mapleshade: Welcome to 50- Fallen: *whispers* failed Mapleshade: -Evil Plans, hosted by the Dark Forest and sometimes featuring evil characters from Born Broken Fourth Wall: *crumples* Shiverfrost: And I basically run the show, but get no credit for it :(

Awesome trailer memories with the squad. If you want to learn the inside jokes behind "the bridge" "I'm Gerard Way Way" "Fanta" and more, read this because it's lit af😂

#KalumGood, Tripping over air, proof of gravity and more

Megan Rosales is an aspiring nurse. Over the past 18 years of her life she has never experienced having a boyfriend because she had other priorities to think of other than men; like for example graduating, become an RN and live outside the country. When her friend Gen invited her to her 18th birthday, Megan didn't know that Gen had her set up with her old crush during high school! How supportive is that for a friend!? Just like a song goes 'Love moves in mysterious ways'. Will she end up with the right guy for her but the real question here is, will he really be THE ONE?

The title say it all, c'mon now

Or as my friend would call them " Pheonix quotes"

Having a bad day? Feeling a little down? Maybe you even embarrassed yourself? Well come on over this book filled with. . . might I say UNIQUE experiences of mine and some friends. Maybe these will cheer you up a bit or even just unbordify you from the pretty average day you've been having. includes: ~epic fails ~cringe worthy crush encounters ~relatable experiences ~facepalm moments ~abnormal drama ~and more!

Story about the girl na sawang sawa ng mabuhay ! ang moto niya ay " wag ka ng mabuhay kung wala ka ng dahilan" she always want to end her life but its always turn out a funny and epic moment. hehehe abangan !

A crackish short story I wrote based off the comic shown inside. In which during the confrontation between Haru and Sousuke, Haru mistakes Sousuke's advances as romantic attraction. Hinted failed SouHaru and cockblocking.

comedy gold or your worst nightmare.