Unfadingfurball
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ONE DAY there was a potato in Ireland and it went on an adventure. The potatoes name was Padgett. Padgett was a romantic potato. So on his Journey he searched for a wife, he tried to date all the lettuce, tomatoes, broccoli, and carrots, he just didn't feel right. Then he , met a steak named Benny he thought Benny was perfect. He tried to get Benny's attention by screaming "NOTICE ME SEMPIA I HAVE SOME PEPPER FO YO STEAK!" But that never worked. He even threw rocks at his head but that still didn't work. Then 4 months went by, and Padgett noticed Benny never moved. So he went over to Benny then, screamed as loud as he could "I LIKE TO EAT FREE STEAK WHILE IM DRUNK!"
And Benny did nothing. Then Padgett realized Benny was....was....FAKE! Padgett got teary eyed. Then he waddled as fast he can away from the village. Then April 10 was his birthday. Turns out his sister Darter was into Padgett for was weird reason. Her mission was to get her brother to fall in love with her!