Facepalm Stories

Just some chats and FB updates between characters from SOTUS

She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's talented, but all the while she is hated. Welcome to the day-to-day life of Mary Jade Sue. When Mary Sue's family and her best friend Justin both move to a new town, and therefore a new school, she finds herself surrounded by hot suitors and the cheerleading queen of the school, a popular, pink-loving blonde named Whitney, who takes a bad liking to Mary, all happening as her grieving family begins to fall apart. Mary Sue. She's nothing short of perfect.

Fangirl stuff! Hi, we're five professional fangirls. In this book, each of us will update one weekday and we each specialize in a different fangirl theme. Hi! Hope here! I update on Mondays. I'm Tuesday! I mean, I'm Mai. Kate here! I reveal my awesomeness on Wednesday. I'm Robin, and you'll see me on Thursdays. I'm Amy! I'm here on Fridays. Follow us! We live off of our readers! We are so sorry for the inconvenience. We all are just really busy and under a lot of stress at school. Because of this, some of us have to rush to get a chapter up. We have decided for the best that until the summer comes and we have more free time, we will not post. This is to ensure the best of quality chapters for all of you wonderful people. We hope you understand. Bye. See you next summer. XHope, Ame, Kate, Mai, Robin (+Geoff, Artemis, Maybe Overlord?? and our fandom friends)

꧁A book under revision꧂ Book created to let people laugh at my brother's lame puns/jokes ☺︎︎☻︎☺︎︎ Enjoying laughing! ㋛

Fear. That is what sets people apart from being a hero or being a villain. You are only a villain because of fear, you could never have become a hero. You disgusted yourself and everyone around you... until someone looked at you with curiosity...

Everything you knew was a lie... In this book I will be explaining concepts from an expert's point of view. You have been warned... O_o

Just stories about what's happened in my life that makes me face palm

One liners are short jokes or remarks. Here's a collection of awesomeness and kickass-ness . Also look out for the multimedia relating to the one liners. Enjoy :") ~ Saph

"Ash...mi sta venendo voglia di mondo di Patty." "Sai Michael anche a me." *accendono la radio*-*mettono las divinas*-*ballano* Guarda il video di "Las Divinas" Traduzione di Las Divinas Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad. *Assoli* Todos saben quién manda en este school porque nosotras somos gente cool gente que siente, con sangre caliente que quiere hacerse oir sea como sea, aquí no entran feas pa, que lo veas, te voy a mostrar mira esa fea, aquella otra fea aquí no pueden entrar. *michael twerka* Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad. *saltano sul tavolo* Nosotras bailamos bien you know? dance, dance y mucho dance lo que pide tu corazón your heart, your heart, a tí te vamos a dar. Las divinas, las divinas, brillan, brillan, como stars fuera feas, fuera feas, para ustedes no hay lugar. *prendono le posate e le usano come microfono* Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad. Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad *twerkano* Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad Nadie pasa de esta esquina aquí mandan las divinas porque somos gasolina gasolina de verdad *mossa finale da sassy* *entra luke* "Ma wtf?" *entra Calum con un kilo di gelato in mano* "但你在做什麼"

In which a little teenager who isn't very little rants about life and its poopy ups and downs *etc* ~bio book~

The title says it all ^^

Scince Fwee and I, Lawnmower, know each other IRL we have some amazing moments together.......

Facepalm ~ A gesture in which you slap your hand against your face in times of shame, woe, disgust, or baffled at something stupid and idiotic someone said or did. *****

We've all read that one OC fanfic that just really rubs us the wrong way. Too powerful, too perfect, too... UGH! I've compiled a book on some really, REALLY annoying KotLC fanfic moments. I made a KotLC one because I've seen too many PJO/HP/etc. ones to know that if I make one for those types of fanfictions it'll seem just about the same as all the others. Most bad fanfics have the same issues, and they're almost always MAJORLY annoying. Anyways, cheers! *PS* The Ciel facepalm cover doesn't actually have anything to do with the book... I just like his facepalm. =3 I don't take any credit for any of this, except for the little stories.

The title says it all.