Facepalm Stories

Millicent Buckhart's life is a total mess. OR Ryan just wants to watch his series. WARNINGS⚠️:This book contains shitty puns , swearing and facepalms. Also has lgbt characters but it's not the focus of this story. (English is my second language so I'm already apologizing for further grammar mistakes.😉)

real life

Having a bad day? Feeling a little down? Maybe you even embarrassed yourself? Well come on over this book filled with. . . might I say UNIQUE experiences of mine and some friends. Maybe these will cheer you up a bit or even just unbordify you from the pretty average day you've been having. includes: ~epic fails ~cringe worthy crush encounters ~relatable experiences ~facepalm moments ~abnormal drama ~and more!

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Charlotte's adventures with Muse 2

RUN! JUST RUN WHILE YOU CAN! Oh, you're staying? Ok. You are responsible for whatever happens to you from now on. Yes, because I'm not your nanny ;) If you're waiting for a description, stop wasting your time. Really. Look, even I don't know what's this book about. I can be very crazy and random when overthinking.... Sure you wanna stay? Then please keep your hands inside the vehicle. Put your sit belt on and remember your puke bag is under your sit. We're going on a ride.

She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's talented, but all the while she is hated. Welcome to the day-to-day life of Mary Jade Sue. When Mary Sue's family and her best friend Justin both move to a new town, and therefore a new school, she finds herself surrounded by hot suitors and the cheerleading queen of the school, a popular, pink-loving blonde named Whitney, who takes a bad liking to Mary, all happening as her grieving family begins to fall apart. Mary Sue. She's nothing short of perfect.

Admit it. We've all been there once. TYSM FOR THE 10K READS I LOVE YOU GUYS ❤️

These are random stories I made. Enjoy!!

idk

This story includes mine and others awkward moments and some are just made up

Just a general collection of my thought and experiences. All nerdy, sarcastic, and relatable!

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

A/N: My apologies, I have lost interest to continue writing this one "Will you answer my question?" "Cross..." "Promise me... I'll still see you truly be happy." •~•~•~• Cross and Dream are about to tell their secret relationship they have until all things had turned upside down. Dream struggled to keep his promise to Cross ever since the incident happened. The pain in his soul keeps growing and growing every minute. Everyone tried to help Dream, but Dream, himself, isolates and just wanted to be alone. Anger and hate had filled inside of him. What will become of him? Wonder what will happen?~ ⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅ •~•~•~• Cover: Made by me but idea ain't mine. :3

Wendy's cousin comes to live with her being the young troublemaker she is,because her parents needed space. It's been a year since everything that happened, last summer. Now dipper and Mabel will return to Gravity Falls, Oregon to spend another delightful summer with their grunkle Stan and his brother Stanford. However, the twins have changed, has Dipper's feelings for Wendy changed as well? What will happen when they meet Wendy's cousin? Will Mabel's friends be different too?

En esta historia veras momazos, memes, un poco de todo, te reirás tan fuerte que tu mama te va a dar con la chancla 123456765432123456789 Como no leiste eso completo, ahora me sigues, votas, comentas y lo añades a tu lista de lectura. MADURAR ES PARA FRUTAS Es mi 1era historia, así que HELP ME prros. Portada hecha por mua xd Banners por su servilleta xd

my book is about the legendary cupcake: Doggy Froggy Cupcake

One shots created by the author. Cause that's the only thing that he can write... one shots. Full of weird and out of this world thoughts.