Facepalm Stories

Ji Fei was seduced and turned into a rich family's resentful wife who was about to be divorced. 【Oh no! After the divorce, I have money, beauty and singleness, what husband do I need! Ah? I was framed... Divorce! Hurry up! If the truth is discovered, I can't escape! 】 President Qin, who is about to sign the divorce agreement: ??? Soon, the president's secretary who is trusted by the whole company was taken away by the police. After the divorce failed, Ji Fei could only continue to be the wife of a rich family, fortunately, she had the melon-eating system to accompany her. 【What? The orphan that the elder sister-in-law wants to adopt is left by her husband's ex-girlfriend? The elder brother-in-law is trying to eat a gigolo! 】 The elder sister-in-law who was forced to adopt because of infertility: !!! That night, the elder sister-in-law chased away the ungrateful family. 【Shock! The younger brother-in-law admitted his childhood sweetheart and broke his true love's heart. After discovering the truth, won't he chase his wife to the crematorium? 】 The younger brother-in-law who was defending the little white flower and blaming his fiancée: what! A few days later, the younger brother-in-law kicked away the little white flower who knocked on the door in the middle of the night and knelt down in front of his fiancée.

Facepalm ~ A gesture in which you slap your hand against your face in times of shame, woe, disgust, or baffled at something stupid and idiotic someone said or did. *****

Hi! So, just what the title says, really. Remember, this is JUST MY OPINIONS and it may contradict what A LOT of people think, but other parts might be better. If you don't like one thing that I say, PLEASE don't stop reading just because of it. Disclaimer: a lot of Rick Riordan's characters (duh) and if I say something similar to what someone else did, I'm sorry and I probably wasn't trying to copy them. Thanks and please read!

One liners are short jokes or remarks. Here's a collection of awesomeness and kickass-ness . Also look out for the multimedia relating to the one liners. Enjoy :") ~ Saph

This story is pulled from a very long comment strip on a book written by Whalecownothing1614. We've been going back and forth with these comments for a while, and decided to put them into a story for your enjoyment. And so you can question our sanity.

We've all read that one OC fanfic that just really rubs us the wrong way. Too powerful, too perfect, too... UGH! I've compiled a book on some really, REALLY annoying KotLC fanfic moments. I made a KotLC one because I've seen too many PJO/HP/etc. ones to know that if I make one for those types of fanfictions it'll seem just about the same as all the others. Most bad fanfics have the same issues, and they're almost always MAJORLY annoying. Anyways, cheers! *PS* The Ciel facepalm cover doesn't actually have anything to do with the book... I just like his facepalm. =3 I don't take any credit for any of this, except for the little stories.

Just some memes that can make your day a little bit brighter. I hope that you're going to enjoy this book.💖

Siri is one of the most amazing things in the world. Period.

Having a bad day? Feeling a little down? Maybe you even embarrassed yourself? Well come on over this book filled with. . . might I say UNIQUE experiences of mine and some friends. Maybe these will cheer you up a bit or even just unbordify you from the pretty average day you've been having. includes: ~epic fails ~cringe worthy crush encounters ~relatable experiences ~facepalm moments ~abnormal drama ~and more!

Millicent Buckhart's life is a total mess. OR Ryan just wants to watch his series. WARNINGS⚠️:This book contains shitty puns , swearing and facepalms. Also has lgbt characters but it's not the focus of this story. (English is my second language so I'm already apologizing for further grammar mistakes.😉)

Everyone hates the clichés. The overpowered, invincible, super-gorgeous, super-kind, super-awesome OC that falls in love with everyone and is an absolute, definite Mary Sue/Stu. They have a perfect story and everybody loves them (except the mean-old-bad-guy that the OC valiantly defeats.) Well, how about I show you what NOT TO DO in your MARVEL Fanfiction?

Dedicated to Pusheenicorn06 and fancypusheencat318. Piper and Samirah are twins. Though they're like, complete opposites... DO NOT JUDGE. THIS WAS WRITTEN BY ALMOST 11-YEAR-OLDS. BEWARE. THERE WILL BE NO UPDATES BECAUSE I DO NOT FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THIS STORY. i WILL SOON TAKE IT DOWN.

Wendy's cousin comes to live with her being the young troublemaker she is,because her parents needed space. It's been a year since everything that happened, last summer. Now dipper and Mabel will return to Gravity Falls, Oregon to spend another delightful summer with their grunkle Stan and his brother Stanford. However, the twins have changed, has Dipper's feelings for Wendy changed as well? What will happen when they meet Wendy's cousin? Will Mabel's friends be different too?

Wer kein Spaß versteht, da ist die Tür -›

you chooose

Not tryna be rude or anything, no offence to anyone that might take this to heart, these are just things that like, give me the ick in a 'x reader' story. Oh yeah Totally forgot Art and pics are not mine

Just a general collection of my thought and experiences. All nerdy, sarcastic, and relatable!