Fail Stories

Ya probably already know that I love to write, but I also love art. So here's a bunch of rando art, and sorry if its absolute crap 1. Starry child 2. Spacey Thorn OC 3. idk, what do ya think? 4. Sunset I guess?? 5. DISGUSTING 6. Talons saga (*dies*) UPDATING SOON!

{sequel to unexpected} Harry, Handsome, Heavenly, and maybe even a bit hated now a days. Ever since leaving Sophie home with two little darlings, he's gone in some kind of phase. Sophie? She's home alone, painfully enduring the problems of magazines reporting he's been cheating, Liam simply ignoring her, and the new neighbor named Taylor that is trying every way to get her attention. Not to mention, Daniel's fiance hates her, and is showing it in more than a few ways. The happy couple doesn't seem so happy anymore, instead they seem lost and torn. Sophie doesn't know if she can take it anymore, she doesn't know anymore if Harry is committed. Especially since the pictures in that one magazine, of Harry and a hot blond kissing at a club. Perfect, that's what they had. Now, she's not too sure.

Percy anabeth will niko piper hazel leo jazon und frank werden von ciron auf eine magischule geschikt wo sie einen gewisen hary potter beschüzen sollen. Der Inhalt dieses Buches sowie Grammatik, Rechtschreibung und Logik sind nur sarkastisch gemeint, damit ich mein Buch wie eine Fail-Fiction korrigieren und kommentieren kann. Und eigentlich hasse ich Dramione! Falls jemand diese Geschichte in einem Failbuch vorkommen lassen will, ist das vollkommen in Ordnung, solange erwähnt wird, dass das nur eine Parodie ist.

"I guess this is called....a Mission Failed" "Wait wha-" *Bang*

It just happened

I'll just put anything in here because why not...

And here you see me attempting to be funny and failing. warning: lots of fandom and swearing

#FreeYourBody + "Yale, I fucking despise you, you know that?" "Yale?" "Motherfucker are you ignoring me?" "I don't think Barnes & Noble sell those books, anything else that you'd like?" "..." "You do know that you've just called Barnes & Noble instead of this Yale person, right?" "Um...no comprendo?" + In which Jade calls Barnes & Noble, proceeding to fuck up Aster's day.

Ángel de 14 años , una chica normal con una vida normal. Hasta que un día se encuentra con él, en una fiesta. Sebastian un chico deportista e inteligente ¿ el chico ideal ,no?. ahora sus vidas se cruzarán y tendrán que luchar con los problemas de la secundaria y de falsos amigos .

Join Duke (the bumbling protagonist), the Magic Disembodied Voice, and me! The narrator! I get to control everything here on a whim, so if you want something to happen then call me! I accept both cash and credit. Please, no checks. Tips welcome, intro done, here we go!

-poetry-