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Hello! I bet you guys are really confused, right? Right! It was meant to be confusing, since, you know, I'm the narrator and all. Oh! My name is Eric and four eyes over there--yeah, that one reading Twilight. Yes, that one-- is my classmate and long term crush, Eugene.
He looks pretty stiff, huh? Yeah, well, just three weeks ago... I learned that he was a cold blooded killer and a vampire too! Crazy, right?! I mean, when I found out it took me a good while to let it sink in--
A/n:
Cheezus Crust, somebody kill me now. You guys have no idea how much cringe I felt just by writing this. Ugh, but if I want to get my passion for writing back I might as well start all the way back to stage one. Welp, time for me to dig up my dark past that included obssessing over vampires. And no, I was never and will never be a Twilight fan.