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Xiao Wu dies in the most embarrassing modern way imaginable-tripped on his own shoelaces chasing a discount sale-and wakes up not in a hospital, not in heaven, but... inside an unfamiliar ancient room smelling of herbs and poverty. When he looks in the mirror, he almost screams the roof down.
He has transmigrated into the body of a ger-a delicate "third gender" who can bear children, wear pretty clothes, and is apparently considered a marriage treasure by rural standards... except the original Xiao Wu of this world was famously a fool, known for crying, laughing and eating like a pig in public. Great. Just great.
Before he can even process his new chest, strange waist sash, and the horrifying realization that he's now part of an ancient fertility fantasy world, he's informed of another shocking thing:
He is engaged.
Marriage.
Tomorrow.
To a cold-faced, terrifying-looking hunter who supposedly drags wild beasts home like vegetables.
Xiao Wu: "??? I didn't even have a boyfriend in my last life, and now I'm a ger bride???"
Everyone thinks the ger is blessed to marry such a capable man; Xiao Wu thinks he is being sacrificed to a wild beast. He desperately plans to escape-except he has no money, no skills, and doesn't even know how to properly wear his skirt without tripping. Meanwhile, the villagers are watching like it's the biggest drama of the century.
As he tries to stop the wedding, he accidentally exposes the fool's former acts: tantrums, fake fainting, bullying neighbors for snacks-now everybody thinks the ger hit his head and became even stranger. The village doctor wonders if he's possessed by a spirit. The aunties whisper. Kids throw peanuts at him.
And then there's the groom.
Cold. Tall. Broad shoulders. Deadly eyes. Scar on his jaw. Carries rabbits like toys.
Xiao Wu expects a beast.
Instead, he finds... a socially awkward man who can't express emotions, has zero romantic experience, but secretly leaves meat and herbs for the ger to stay healthy.