Frijoles Histoires

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A story inspired by EddieVR... A gang in downtown LA called the Frijoles Gang run the town by their fearless attitudes and their violent actions. These fools are scared by every one! Even by the strongest cholos around!! But one cholo has had enough of the Frijoles Gang's crazy antics and intends to stop them CHOLO style! So join Eddie in his adventure to build his own gang to finally put a stop this frijoles madness. (I do not own anyone in this story nor do I own the frijoles gang! all made and inspired by EddieVR) I do own the plot tho :))))

Once upon a time Fraydoe was in his room using his phone.. He got a message de su MADRE! And it said "Mijo reviza los frijoles aver si le faltan agua"(this is so my mom,lol) *fraydoe walks in to the kitchen to check on the frijoles* He opens the POT and he sees the frijoles ALL SECOS! So he put water in them and he said "Dayumm you were THURSTY!!!" He texted his mom and said" AMA!!!! Los frijoles estan bien SECOS!" His mom replied "CHINGADO! Ponte a hacer Otros porque esos, YA valieron madres!" Fraydoe put another bag of frijoles on the pot, he went back to his room to do what ever the fuck he does in there... He smells a scent of pedos he goes all over his house and ends up in his kitchen it was the... FRIJOLES!!! He said "SHIEETT ME VA A PEGAR MI MA CON LA CHANCLA!!! Y ME VA A LLEVAR EL CUCUY!! NOOO...." His mom got home and asked Fraydoe how were the frijoles Fraydoe said.... TO BE CONTINUED!

juanito alcachofa y pepito el frijol siempre han sido amigos pero un día la vida les jugo una mala jugada . ¿que sera lo que pasara para ellos 2?

Another short story. A little of Spanish was added in this piece.

So. I got the idea for this with help from @proud_coda on Instagram. So thank you! This is about our babies and their frik frak habits. Enjoy :3

una jovencita llamada Stefi/Stefania conoce a un gatito emo hombre lobo y no se que más 🖤🖤 (es humor no krean chikuelos)