not_your_username
This is a collab that I did with Amy @SkeletonSilhoutte. I would suggest checking out her account, she's a very talented writer. The title of this story, and some aspects of the story as well, are meant to make fun of the Disney remake of Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid. I love and respect the original version of this story. Hans Christian Anderson is one of my favourite writers. I would never disrespect him or his writing in any way. However, I hate Disney as a whole, as well as their version of The Little Mermaid, and will do ANYTHING to disrespect that horrible piece of consumer-loved shit.