Fuckit Stories

"𝙉𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 trust a Bannerman." Lara Raj has heard those words her entire life. She was raised to hate Manon Bannerman before she ever met her, Lara never imagined she'd be forced to work alongside the enemy. But when a dangerous threat targets both of their families, the two mafia heirs are pushed into an uneasy alliance. The mission should be simple. Find the traitor. Protect their families. Try 𝙣𝙤𝙩 to kill each other. Unfortunately, Lara has a new problem. The enemy is becoming impossible to hate. And far too easy to 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦.

Everyone has their own way of escaping reality. Writing is one of mine. So after long hours of thinking, I thought I could share my attempts, cause fuck it. Sometimes you just have to stop worrying and risk all these sleepless nights of overthinking. Quite ironic, if you ask me. (this contains some poems and short stories written by yours truly) **Pictures not mine, unless said so**

Literally, that's it. Headcanons from my own little universe. Mostly turtle based, tho.

INDULGE YOURSELF IN THIS ANTHOLOGY OF THE WORLD OF ADULT, PROBABLY HAPPEN IN YOUR SURROUNDING

To you, I was just a toy. I was something different from the basic boy. You wanna play, you wanna play with me? A little writing inspired my hard feelings and Will Connolly's song "Ms. Guided"

Soon I'm going to die; not from an illness or anything simply by my own hand. In short, I'm going to commit suicide. So this is my book for people to read when I die as a little insight into my thoughts on the shitty world we live in. This book will probably not show a positive outlook for life because in short I'm depressed, severely depressed so therefore I'm not going to be very positive really am I? This is a safe space to comment on your opinions and fears if you disagree with me, in fact, I welcome a debate. without further a due let's begin...

They were told you were "An enigma from beyond the stars. An anomaly too lovely to ignore." After all, in a universe so vast and infinite, there's bound to be some incredible anomalies out there somewhere. And you happen to be one of them. But what that exactly means... is up to all of them to figure it out. As a huge fan of two of Hoyoverse's biggest and most beloved games, you find yourself using lore and characters from both as a means of escapism from your own dark, wretched world. And after a various sequence of otherworldly events (courtesy of a cheery pink haired elf) you find that the cast of Genshin Impact have suddenly appeared in your house as you arrive home from classes. Where they refuse to explain how they got there and why... ₊˚ ✧ ━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━ ✧ ₊˚ 🫧Technically Reverse Isekai. But a crossover between Genshin and Honkai Impact. As the Abyss Order and the Honkai are key plot points. 🫧This is currently being edited, somethings may be different than the original 🫧Any events that appear similar to ones occurring irl are intentional and I have no shame to say it how it is.

What the title says. No consistent upload schedule because I'm more making this for myself.

lost and broken into pieces like glass that is no longer able to reflect, a young girl finds herself in a darkness that lingers like smoke. oh what countless cigarettes and a blurry mind will do to you after something so wrong. a victim, she is.

It started with a bet between two people who should have never been left alone together. Angelica Crushly eats, sleeps and breathes hockey. Since her father used to play for the Philadelphia Flyers and now is the coach, she didn't have much choice. He runs his team by a certain set of rules that all the players are expected to follow. The first and most important rule, Don't date my daughter! It was put in place for reasons that haunt Angelica's love life every day. A new player, Trey McLaferty, thinks he's above that rule. He believes he's above any rule, really. He loves a challenge and will stop at nothing to date the coach's daughter, the biggest challenge ever! So, he comes up with a bet, if he gets a hat trick in his next game, Angelica has to go out with him. With one bet Trey McLaferty tries to skate into Angelica's hockey heart. But not all ice is smooth......

-Disclaimer- I believe I started writing this when I was about 13-14?? So it's terribly cringe, multiple chapters are straight up depressing- whatever just read or whatever. Please note! This isn't for the readers it's for myself.

My everyday thoughts as a 15 year old girl

taste like skittles

F U C K I T

Rants about everyday faults, disscisions and life consiquences

[Intro] Yo, Larray, ok, skrt, skrt, ooh, bang bang, let's go [Chorus] This ain't a race but I still take first place Take your man just to shove it in your face (mwah) My name not lightning but I still am a queen (kachow) I go to Panda just to ask for chow mein [Verse 1] Call me gay but your dad texts me 'hey' You don't like me but you like stalking my page (yikes) Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco I don't speak Spanish but I know Despacito (puta) B-b-b-bitch imma' kick you in the throat (hiya) My ass so big it be looking like a boat (Titanic) I got asthma so you know I don't smoke (bang bang) Why am I ugly? JK bitch that was a joke I'm cute, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not I looked you up on Google just to find out you're a flop I'm sexy take a pic, I'm better than your chick Your boyfriend messaged me and asked if I was Timmy Thick I walk around in Guccis My favorite meal is sushi If you wanna talk then I'll hit you with that uzi [Hook: Big Shaq] Pr-r-r-r-a Pa pa ka ka ka Skidiki-papa And a pu-pu-pu [Verse 2] I feel pregnant after dinner Like my name is Kylie Jenner I'm a baddie, I'm a sinner You so ugly, you so bitter In a foreign, yea we do the most, we skrt skrt All around the coast Tell me pick a Dolan Twin, guess what bitch I'm choosing both [Chorus] This ain't a race but I still take first place (ya ya) Take your man just to shove it in your face (mwah) My name not lightning but I still am a queen (kachow) Go to Panda just to ask for chow mein (yeah yeah)