Fuckitweball Stories

Valkas: "FUCK OFF ALREADY! WE JUST GOT INTO JARILO-VI YOU FUCK!" Don't care, didn't ask, plus I own you. Valkas: "Really nigga? During February?" Yep, cuz it's my goddamn birthday month and I'm blacker than your ass. LETS FUCKING GOOO! Valkas: "NOO-" *snap* There once was a sacred gear made as a divine prank by the God of Lightning: Raijin before departing from this universe. A sacred gear with slight sentience and the ability to continually evolve and adapt to everything and everyone it experienced. It's users were less than noteworthy, however as time went on and they got stronger, the gear went from being nameless to being called by the name of an era that the supernatural world once was forced to endure. The Adapter's Reign. During this time the wielder of this sacred gear lived a long life and gained so much experience from the gear and the many who challenged him that he could've been regarded as the most powerful being in the supernatural world, however, towards the end of his reign the war between god and the 3 devil kings broke out, at the same time as the 2 heavenly dragons clashing. Within this chaos, the Adapter's life was shortened through the stress and he couldn't keep up with the erratic power fluctuations until he eventually he was cornered by the Fallen Angels and the Devils. "Hehehe, you want this power? Well you can't have it. I decide who will wield it, and I tell you this, if you don't make them an ally I will make sure that they bring all of you down. When you play god, you'll crumble one by one." With that, the Adapter cast his sacred gear out into the world where it lay dormant for a century until one day, a boy, no older than 18 found it by sheer chance. "Welp. Time to do some fuck shit. WOOO!"

collection of random ideas i get in my brain i will EXPLODE PENIS

Ignore how I change this every once in a while.

these people live in my head and won't leave but like they're different from regular ocs idk it's weird my brain is bad

you know what? im gonna force myself to make a short or long ass story idc im bored, and my brain needs to do something other than watching YouTube all day in bed

"The law is harsh, but it is the law" Lawbringers are members of a old order with few members still left. They exist to uphold the law, no matter what. They are justice given form. Some left their order to join a legion to gain back their old territories. The legion was fierce and war incarnate, eliminating the weak and letting the strong grow in strength with vengeance in mind. The legion was simply known as the Blackstone Legion, and this is my story.

fuck it we ball, 50th hunger games, hyperfixation, no impulse control, hooray.

Hey guys! With the recent release of Resident Evil Requiem, feelings have been stirred back up with this hunk! And seeing I wasn't writing back when I was introduced to Chris I feel like it's been a long time coming, this book! I am open to requests but I will mostly write about my ideas to begin with as I have noticed the lack in works for Chris :((( but it's all good because if you can't find it, might as well create some yourself so that is what I will be doing!! <33 There might be smut in the future but I shall start tame, mwaaah!!

(cross posted on AO3 under Call_m3_ 3cho) Three strangers walk into a bar. One seeks the truth, one seeks sanctuary, and one seeks revenge. How do these three misfits work together despite their many differences? Read to find out!

I've seen a lot of Black clover x female reader, and I'm like, "Hey, where's the male readers?" and I know there are some but they are usually feminine male readers or something along those lines. sometimes it kinda irks me. There are some good ones though, that I can say. So I'm doing a Black clover x Male reader for everyone out there and myself. I can't promise that it'll be good, nor can I promise that it'll be telligible either. I'll try my best though. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Trying to figure out a description is hard.) So. You died. Hit by the infamous Truck-kun. After working a simple job that only took twelve hours of your life away that you'll never get back because the system is ass. You wake inside of an odd world that seems vaguely familiar...where have you seen it before? You don't know. It'll come to you eventually. "I'm far to tired for this. But what else can I do? Guess I'll stay and see how it goes. (𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮.) Started: 12/20/2025. Ended: ??/??/????

ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ, ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʙʀɪɴɢ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ - THE CRANE WIVES : 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲, 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗲 - ungodly slow updates : started - 14/1/2026 : ended - tba