Fuckmylife Stories

Tadc x genderfluid (mainly male) reader <3 love you

This story is about a highschool student,Sebastian and an odd person in his class,Souta. Sebastian is a bit traumatized and maybe mentally ill and confused about his feelings while Souta is just trying his best to get closer to him. Useless shit:I'm fucking dumb as shit but this the first time I'm writing a story and I'm doing this cause I'm bored and all. My english sucks (fr now) and my spelling too (not lying) and this is a bit based on some true events from my life (around 5% cause I'm now going to share my personal life and emotions on this shit) This is also not a story about only sexual things since I don't know how to make them very good. This is just a random story made by some random lowkey mean asshole that doesn't even know how to write good or make good stories about love. This will be a total mess of shit and fucking random things. Honestly,I suggest you not to read this if you expect something wonderful from someone like me! I'm also from romania. This is just some personal information. This book is shit,no more pointless deductions

So i'm just kinda bored so i made this a meme book. Yea i know last time i tried to do this it turned in to eddsworld images but- this time it's actually going to be only memes I promise! And if i go against my word you can go ahead and complain in the comments

The people who do fanart make the Eyeless cannibal who I calk Jakie-boi hot wtf- Oh and I did not make the cover art.

This is OFF shipping Battary hav funzies reedieng. (Yes that was intentional)

"I'm going to confess to her" •• "I'll confess to him" ~~~ Someone who was standing against the wall the last thirty minutes or so was now standing right behind you and coughed really loudly which woke you out of your trance. Your eyes got two times bigger when you realised in what kind of position you were in and how close you were to Taehyung. You immediately pulled away and slid your arms alongside your body. "Y/N?" The stranger behind you asked cautiously and that's when you slowly turned to him to see who he was. REMINDER : This is NOT a ship book

Obama and Prime bottle move to Mexico together

Min yoongi, aka Suga, is the 24 years old leader of the biggest mafia gang in Seoul, Park Jimin is a second year medical student. What happens if Jimin accidently witnesses Suga killing someone? Side ships: Vkook & Namjin (Poor Hoseok) WARNING: selfharm (Not a big part of the story) There may or may not be smut (it depends) I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS! I only own the plot. The characters are based on names and personalities of two kpop groups known as BTS and EXO. Started: 15-04-18 Completed: -

I'm just a smol child who is really bored and these are my random thoughts, stories, and rants

f##k you!

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Y/n is a 13 year old girl who is unhealthy,why is she unhealthy? Because she does a lot of think that are unhealthy for her for starters:she's a gang leader and strong then she looks,she drinks alcoholic drinks as much as possible,she smokes,she steals from her successful father ,and more But what happens when your forced to go to a camp called Camp Campbell And meet a kid called max? Read to find out

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poems about a shitty life that i call mine.

Yes. -Asher

"Nononononononono please tell me this isn't happening!" Craig shouted in distress as he ran around the empty halls of his high school. He raced to every door that lend into the school to find them all being locked. Him along with his friends Jonathan and Brock had been planning on going across the country to see their friend but Craig had to use the restroom before leaving. It was obviously late but Craig really needed to go pee. Telling his friends to go in Jon's car and that he would catch up with them. Craig tried desperately to open the front doors to the school by shaking them violently but to no luck. He sobbed out loudly as he slid down the door, hugging himself to keep warm as it was the middle of winter. Craig thought he was the only one there, I mean who would be so dumb to get themselves locked in their own high school for spring break? So he was a bit surprised when he saw another figure walking towards him, but he was even more surprised when he saw who it was... Follow the two lovebirds on their adventures together, their ups and downs, everything! Hope you enjoy the cuteness! #1 in Minicat Yeet yeet out ✌ ~Started June 26th, 2020~

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HI GUYS This is a book full of my art I draw in my books and shit and make on my phone. I'm sorry but some art may be extremely ugly because I've no own computer so I draw on my phone... BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Just see my fucking art and other funny pics. And like it! And react! And read the shit I write underneath because sometimes there are questions (but mostly crap because I'm bored as fuck!)!!!! You can also say in the comments whatever you want. As long as it isn't hate. You can also be drawn, be in a pic, or help making stories and give me ideas! I can also add you to things if you want!!! I hope you guys will like my art and my other books!! <3 BYE GUYS P.S. YASSS THE COVER!!!! That's a kitty attacking buildings with fucking lasers!!!! And papyrus. Why? BECAUSE SPAGHETTI!! #undertale

The title explains it all.