Fucksleep Stories

Exactly what it says on the tin. I rewrote a bunch of incorrect quotes as HermitCraft characters. That's literally all there is in this book. I curse a lot, so they may be somewhat more OOC than normal If you have a suggestion for me to add an incorrect quote, along with whatever Hermit is saying it, let me know in the comments and I'll credit you for the quote! I made some of these myself, so any of these that aren't funny are ones I made ∆ PLEASE NOTE ∆ This book does contain very mild amounts of shipping. But we only ship the MINECRAFT CHARACTERS here, not the people who made them. If you don't like that, I will leave a little "💕" emoji on any chapter that has even a mildly outside-of-platonic quote Some ships included are: Grian/Mumbo Jumbo Docm77/Rendog GoodTimesWithScar/BdoubleO100 Joehillssays/ZombieCleo GoodTimesWithScar/Grian/Mumbo Jumbo Stressmonster/Iskall85 ZedaphPlayz/Tango I hope you enjoy anyways :] I'll be updating twice a week, with at least seven to eight quotes per chapt er •×• 06/14/2022 • Wow I didn't think people would read this (@_@) 06/15/2022 • You all must be really starved for HC content 06/17/2022 • If y'all really want more Hermit Content, I'll make some actual stories, cause jeez o-o 06/19/2022 • I know there's only like 30 views but whERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM?? Okay but for real though, having people read and like my shitty content is one of the best birthday gifts y'all could possibly give me (╥﹏╥) Thank you so much- *insert sobbing* I appreciate each and every one of you 07/20/2022 • I LEFT Y'ALL ALONE FOR SO LONG, I'M SO FUCKING SORRYYY Thank you for still reading and getting this to 70 views anyways, it means the world to me 🥺 y'all incredible

When you give 'em a random thought like "Hey hey how do you think our friends'll act if they're drunk?" Yeah and you decided to make a whole ass book for it because you love it and would do anything to make more in the future for your own laughter.

some poetry about dream, unachievable love and others