Funky Stories

She/her pronouns

A Vow That You Can't Break Nor A Punishment Awaits.. Credits For The Original Artist On The Book Cover i just found it on Pinterest lol

Thsi is a stupif joke me and my friends have homestuck ocs as a joke so I made a story about them

There once was a kid named Mary... she had a weird taste in smells. She loved the smell of farts, barf, and... feces. Read this story to have a laugh! It is very funny.

getting funky with Gordon ;) credits to fat for writing and taking your time to make this masterpiece, thank you ;)

(HIGHEST RANKING: #348 IN ROMANCE) "Am I dirty? Am I untouchable? I am not me...I am just not me... I have to wake up from this dream! I have to...I don't have a choice. Just control yourself! Take a deep breath and get ready to face the world......It's your turn now, shanaya. Be you." **********

Draven is a new demon student at Monster High, how will he navigate the drama and complexities the monster school poses? Heya, please don't take the story too seriously, just writing it for fun, hope you enjoy despite that Monster high (the original version) was created by Garrett Sander, owner: Mattel Thanks for reading :)

Welcome to this Friday Night Funkin book. This is where I'll be (probably) posting FNF related content here. Why am I so bad at making descriptions-

this is a tragic story about how an ancient civilization called "worms on strings". the reason why they are mostly dead is because of an evil villain called "Georgenotfound." He used to eat the worms out of anger, which made them go extinct, which out of fear the worms were fled to the sewers for shelter. decades passed fast as the worms got more and more angry about how they were treated. will they fight back, or will they die? is Georgenotfound really the main villain? (I know this is irritating, but I just have to say that I have dyslexia so please don't say mean things about how I write. I made this story for fun, so please enjoy it) (Btw I made the cover, isn't it cool)

This is if in season 5 of strangerthings el found another kid with powers that can help them restore hawkens to its original state. The duffer brothers said that it would be like if season 1 and season 4 had a baby, so this will be a lot like both of those combine, but also a bit of season 3 in their aswell( mostly becuase of the gore and some parts of the storyline ) WARNING: their is a bit of blood and a bit of fear and violence so if your not comfortable with that, its ok and you don't have to read, but if you do, i really think you will love it!!! Ps: this is probably as appropriate as the actual stranger things so probably 10 and up. I have put a lot of love into this story and i hope you guys like it as much as me. ✌️ Me, signing off👍🤟🤘👌✍️ BYE GUYSS 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

The story of a simple Tenno on a pilgrimage to find the light of Lech Kril

《Highest Rank Number 1# in humor December/25/2016》 Probably a glitch but whateverrrrr Unless i'm really that funny??? 《ALWAYS CHANGING AND EDITING THINGS》《ITS JANUARY OF 2018 IM EDITING ALL CHAPS》 YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE SOME TRASH ASS GRAMMAR RIPPPP 💀 🤢UR EYES!!! EVEN THO STILL READ IT, IT'S SPICYYYY!!!!!! It's cringe and Yes, I did make the cover myself ;) THIS IS TRASH DONT READ IT ************************* Stella Noir is cheesy, kind hearted, loud, shameless and weird. But, she will cut you in your sleep if you piss her off. When she was younger she had two friends named Ryan and Mickey. On Stella's birthday she finds out her sister Mickey has gone missing.She was heartbroken. She stopped talking to Ryan altogether cause it brought to much pain and everybody else for that matter. Stella Started writing down her feelings and emotions in books. So, when Stella was accepted into her 4 year dream writing program in Miami she takes it. But, what happens when she has to move back to California junior year of high school to complete a book about high school at her former high school? 《Wow that's a lot of high school》 Well trying to figure out the mysterious disappearance of her beloved sister. Also,living with her ex-best-friend Ryan for 8 months in Cali so many things could go wrong. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ °•I do not own any of the pictures in this BOOK•° Update schedule: When I feel like it? Started writing this when I was FETUS, so bare with me. There will be a new chapter before I die....probably. #783 in humor May/22/2017 #801 in independent novel April/29/2019

My name is Journey. I wrote a story about my interesting life, that you may think its just a fantasy. But, everything is true. I used to be just an ordinary girl, who loved to make, and listen to music as a hobby. I am a 23 year old, fighting my way though difficulties, and I meet a man, who tries killing me, but ended up helping me. Never would have thought.

Cover image not mine and Friday night funkin nor characters included belongs to me

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Jack has enrolled to be a gardener in the kingdom, leaving his job over working for his brother in a small shop. Though, Jack doesn't realize how fast he lost respect for the King, Henry Miller . His first step in the garden wasn't as tragic as his second, meeting Prince Dave after a couple of days of working in the garden. Though, something felt off about the Prince, was it his charming smile? Was it his beautiful aubergine skin-tone? Was it his charming looks? The gardener couldn't think. Read to learn more about this story.

This is a joke lmao😈

"love is what makes you happy. it doesnt have to be a person." -anonymous

Random poetry about a motel and stuff, with accenting nonsense titles.