Funny Stories

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

#𝐈 𝐢𝐧 '𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞🧿✨' 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ✧˖° Ｍｉｓｈｒａ ｗｅｄｓ Ｍａｈａｊａｎ？ °˖✧ ⟡ Welcome to a shaadi where the pheras aren't even theirs, but the rishta might just be. ⟡ Kiara Mishra once believed in love- the soft, school-girl kind that blooms in quiet corners and ends in heartbreak at railway stations. Back then, she was the shy, clumsy girl who fell too hard for a backbencher with a dimpled smile. Years passed. He became a memory. She became a fire- Dr. Kiara Mishra, bold tongue, sharp mind, zero time for nostalgia. ♡✧──────✧♡ But fate? Arre, that old troublemaker had other plans. A best friend's grand Udaipur wedding drags her straight into royal halls, nosy aunties, dhol beats... and him. Ruaan Mahajan. The boy who once held her heart... and maybe, just maybe, never returned it. ✦ Seven days. ✦ Forced encounters. ✦ Meddling friends. ✦ Too many sparks for two people pretending they've "moved on." ✦ And one big, fat Indian wedding that refuses to mind its own business. What could possibly go wrong? Answer: Everything. ...including the way she still looks at him. ...including the way he never stopped. ꕥ A chaotic, nostalgic, slow-burn reunion you won't forget ꕥ ✧──────────────✧ #3 in schoolromance #2 in chaotix #1 in sadlovestory #1 in devotion #1 in crush #2 in secretadmirer #2 in purelove #1 in childhoodsweethearts #1 in teenromance #3 in lovestory #1 in funny

කුඩු මන්ත්‍රියාගෙ පුතා gay... මියුරු මෝක්ෂ × මිහිදුල් යසිත්ම ______________________________________ අවවාදයයි 🚫❗ මෙහි අන්තර්ගතය කියවීමේදී බඩ පැලෙන තුරු හිනා වීමට සිදුවිය හැකි බැවින්, හිනාවීමට අකැමති හෝ තැන්පත්ව සිටීමට උත්සහ දරන පුද්ගලයන් කියවීමෙන් වළකින මෙන් කාරුණිකව ඉල්ලා සිටිමි.. තවද සිනහව පාලනය කරගත නොහැකිවී සිදුවන හානි පිළිබඳව කතෘ වගකියනු නොලැබේ!!! 😒❤️

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Author: Luis Gjoka Genre: Comedy, Young Adult, Illustrated Recommended for Ages 13 and up. Language, Mild Violence ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Ben is a 15 year old kid in middle school. He's struggling with a phone addiction, and an over-the-top bully that never leaves him alone. Will Ben manage to gain redemption against the bully? Or will this crisis end otherwise? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ All rights reserved. Disclaimer: No part of this book may be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, or stored in any form or by any means, including electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or other methods, without the prior written permission of the author, except in the case of brief quotations used in reviews or other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or real events is purely coincidental. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Achievements: 1. Feb 21 2026: Reached 114th in "Funny", Reached 185th in "Comedy". 2. Feb 22 2026: Reached 1st in "Insecurity", reached 9th in "Funny".

අතේ වරදක් නැතත්... උන්ගේ ගෙවල්වල මරණයට.. සමහරු අදත් බනිනවා .. නියඟලා මල්වලට ... 🔥☀️ #විෂමලක්ඒත්මගේfav 🔥

မင်းကိုငါမှမပိုင်ဆိုင်ရရင် တခြားဘယ်သူ့မှမပိုင်ဆိုင်စေရဘူး

❝𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉. 𝑾𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆?❞ Magic, flying cats, floating books, and a college full of boys. Those are some things you never expected to experience in your whole life-yet here you are. Two people from another world; one magicless, and one "erratic". You're the erratic one. Just who does that ugly ass mirror think it is? Nevertheless, you will have to navigate between trying to find a way back home and taking the place of a therapist at this school. Of course, it wouldn't be easy. You expect it to be difficult. What you were NOT expecting, was an army of simps after you. (Rewrite of my very first fanfic only on wattpad: Twisted Wormhole. (Yes i added 'A' for this title because im uncreative))

Li Xun, an ordinary man originated from the planet of earth find himself transmigrated into another world out of a sudden, while being transmigrated into a world of fantasy is a dream to many, Li Xun included, however, it turn out the world that he transmigrated into is a world of Cultivation, where being that can raze mountain, split the sea, and shatter the star roaming around without a care to the fate of the weak whom they kill in the millions by accident each day. The young man is already planning to write up his last will when he finds out that he doesn't start his life in this new world from zero. Not only does he have some decent talent in cultivation and a nice family helping him back home, he also has a system transmigrated alongside him. The name of the System is The Ultimate Investment System. From then on, everything changed. "Junior brother, from the look of it, you are just one step away to breaking through the Qi Refining Realm, I happen to have a Spirit Yuan Pill here that can help you guarantee your success!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have gained twenty years worth of closed door cultivation QI!] "My dear friend, I heard that you have been fatally injured by your former ally and have your foundation shattered, thankfully, I have this Grand Dao Dao Golden in my hand, take this, this Pill here would be able to help you restore back your cultivation foundation!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have obtained an Emperor-Grade Weapon!]

It's jayfer fanfiction #jayfer This story starts from when keifer returned from London but with some twists --- She's Jasper "Jay" Mariano - the girl everyone underestimated, the secret trillionaire behind the smile. 💼💔 He's Mark Keifer Watson - the charming, stubborn boy who promised to protect her no matter what. ❤️ Together, they face heartbreaks, danger, laughter, and love within the walls of Section E. From thunderstorm nights and stolen kisses 🌧️💋 to chaotic classrooms and soft "I love you's," their story proves that love isn't always perfect - but it's always worth it. 💞 As graduation nears 🎓 and new challenges rise, Jay and Keifer must choose between dreams, duty, and destiny. Will their love survive when the world tries to tear them apart... or will this be the story that changes everything? 💫 ✨ A mix of chaos, comfort, and deep emotions - where friendship, pain, and passion meet in one unforgettable journey: Jayfer's love story. Let's see what turn their love story takes Amnse characters are all credited to original author Lara Flores but the story line is mine

For the Kim family, life is a mix of billion-dollar business and diaper changes. While the eldest brother RM runs the company and the middle brother Suga leads the police force, the youngest, Taehyung, rules the dark streets. The only thing missing? A partner. Enter Jungkook, an orphan hacker with an angel's face and a devil's wit. Caught between the crossfire of Mafia wars and the hilarious drama of the Kim Mansion, Tae and Kook's slow-burn romance proves that even the coldest heart can be hacked. Top - Tae Bottom Kook Sideshipps Namjin Yoonmin I don't own any pics used in the story, credit goes to the rightful owner. English is not my first language. It's just a fanfiction, no hate for anyone. The story is completely based on my imagination.

its simply your adventure on Resident evil world, this book will take Resident evil events from the Resident evil games and even the movies, a comedy, drama, romance, action adventure with you and the resident evil main characters, enjoy Note: "the story's start will be a little shit, but after Police station chapter, it will be good, trust me.

𝑆ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑡𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠; ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑔𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑎 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑙𝑢𝑟. 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑏𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑣𝑒, 𝑜𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑢𝑡𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑠? _________________________________________ "𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐈 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠?" 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝, 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐝, 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝. "𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞...?" 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝. "𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦," 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝, 𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐮𝐩 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬. "𝐁𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐢, 𝐌𝐫. 𝐃𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐭," 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲. "𝐀𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐝𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐢, 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐭?" 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞d.

" දන්නවද චූටි , මගේ අහසෙ පායපු එකම එක කෝඩුකාර හඳ උඹ.උඹට විතරමයි මගෙ අහස හැඩ කරන්න පුළුවන්.හැමදාම හැමෝම කිවුවෙ මම මහ නපුරු මනුස්සයෙක් කියල.ඒත් මම වගේ නපුරු මනුස්සයෙක් ළඟ ඉන්න පුළුවන් උන අහිංසකම අහිංසක පුංචි සමනළය උඹ.ඉතින් මට කියපන් මගෙ චූටි සර් මම උඹට මෙච්චරටම ආදරේ නොකර ඉන්නෙ කොහොමද කියල......" ( අදිස ප්‍රතාප් සූරියබණ්ඩාර.) " මගෙ නපුරු බාඳුරා මල.කවදාවත් ගැලවිලා යන්න බැරි විදියටම මාව හිරකරගෙන ඉන්නකොට කොහොමද කියපන් මැණික මම උඹෙන් ගැලවෙන්නෙ.මේ ආත්මෙට විතරක් නෙමෙයි තව ආත්ම හතකටවත් ගැලවෙන්න බැරි විදියට මේ නපුරු හිත ඇතුළෙ මම හිරවෙලා ඉවරයි මගෙ නපුරු බාඳුරා මලේ.ඉතින් මේ අහිංසක පුංචි සමනළයා උඹට පුදුම විදියට ආදරෙයි මැණික." ( මිහින්ස විද්වාන් කපුකොටුව.) ඉතින් එන්න මේ නපුරු බාඳුරා මලෙත්,අහිංසක පුංචි සමනළයගෙත් ආදර කතාව එක්ක එකතු වෙන්න. මම Beanboyz_

in which delilah everhart had always dreamed about the romance she read in books, but never had the opportunity to experience it for herself expect fantasise about the scenarios with her crush, wishing it was reality. what will she say when a certain brunette best friend of hers proposes an idea that can make her have just that? ᶜʰʳⁱˢ ˢᵗᵘʳⁿⁱᵒˡᵒ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵉˡⁱˡᵃʰ ᵉᵛᵉʳʰᵃʳᵗ! or where chris sturniolo came back to school after break with one mission set in mind, to get the girl. but what happens when she's too interested in another guy, will chris give up or find another way to make her jealous that involves a certain best friend of his? ❝ i miss you like it was the very first night ❞ COVER MADE BY @surfenergy ! --- fake dating trope fem!oc x chris sturniolo social media/ real life 1 | 3 | 24 - started 15 | 12 | 25 - finished

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_________ The story is where Taehyung is drowning on debt and the last thing he wants is his ex wife send a child (his child) to him taking care of him becuz she's going to marry. What Taehyung doesn't know his son is actually autistic