Funny Stories

Four-year-old Bai Nuo has spent his whole life surviving alone in the apocalypse-cold food, dirty water, and no one to rely on but himself. Then, in a sudden twist, he wakes up in a modern ABO world (a setting where people are categorized as Alpha / Beta / Omega, with social hierarchy and biology shaped around those roles). Here, there are no monsters and no end-of-the-world terror. Food is hot. Water is clean. And for the first time, Bai Nuo has something he's never had before: a family. People tell him the man in front of him is supposed to be his... father. Weak, wary, and desperate not to be rejected, Bai Nuo curls up in the man's arms and whispers, "Dad?" The man is Bai Sheng-the Bai family's infamous Third Young Master, a top-tier alpha known for being brutally strong and merciless. He freezes when he looks down at the child who resembles him. Because the Bai family is a famous elite clan in Ang City: five heirs, all top-tier alphas, all cold-blooded, all fighting for power. Outsiders have long predicted the family will eventually destroy itself from the inside-until a federal raid uncovers an illegal genetic-experiment lab. And Bai Sheng walks out carrying a four-year-old child who shares his blood. In an alpha-dominated world where omegas are rare-especially in a family line that has produced nothing but top-tier alphas for generations-this child is an unprecedented miracle: the Bai family's first and only omega cub. Now, a ruthless dynasty that only understands strength and profit is forced to face something none of them are prepared for: a small, fragile child who just wants to be safe... and loved. Notes from the author (adapted): long, healing, child-growth story with lots of daily-life warmth; romance exists but starts only after adulthood; characters are intentionally imperfect. Dont vote... For offline purposes only... Not mine...

The book will stay on Wattpad until June 30. ___________ Alessia had rules. She didn't do drama, didn't take nonsense from any man. Until him. For Cassian, she broke every one. A cliché, impossible mother in law? She handled it. Missed dinners because of work? She served herself double and waited anyway. Too tired to spend time together? She embraced the quiet hours alone. She forgot her limits, abandoned her rules. All for him. Until her. The one rule she couldn't break, the limit she couldn't cross. She saw him with her. Broken, she left and whispered a wish she never thought would come true: that she had never met him. The wish was granted. Alessia woke up and didn't remember him. But now Cassian is the one waiting. Running against time to be near her. Chasing every moment, following every rule, just so she might remember him again. And if she can't... Can he remember it all for both of them? ___________ Pre-order now: US: https://a.co/d/03DJ1zV4 UK: https://amzn.eu/d/0dRPZl4b CA: https://a.co/d/004NcV0P IN: https://amzn.in/d/0byDwPI7 AU: https://amzn.asia/d/06n3RZg5 DE: https://amzn.eu/d/0ddjKi9X IT: https://amzn.eu/d/0d3BQ0Ul

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

"Tomorrow, we don't have to speak of this again." I hardly know what I'm asking. I just know I want whatever it is. He watches me with an intensity only he is capable of. "Put my hand where you want me to touch you." **** Vaela should never have gone up that mountain. She should never have tried to find the Immortal Prince. But she did, and now she's mortal in a land of immortals, fighting to find her mate in order to save her own life. Yet the handsome, seductive Prince trying to save her life is getting in her way. How can she concentrate on finding her true mate when she is confined to his home, unable to resist him? Unless, of course, he is the answer to all her problems. *Mature Content! Read at your own discretion!* - Stand-alone (within the Immortal Sin's Series Universe)

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

Lady our love will shine Lighting the night Just put your trust in my heart And meet me in paradise ✦˚₊⁺⋆

(𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠) 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 - 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐨

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after. Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * * Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world. When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up. But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque

"I'LL KEEP GOING AS LONG AS YOU MOAN MY NAME, BUT THE MOMENT YOU STOP... I'LL FUCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO BREATHE. She is eighteen...the girl who never steps out of her room and always keeps her face covered with cloth, because she suffers from a severe allergy that ruined her face. He is thirty a ruthless businessman and a dangerous mafia leader. Since childhood, he has loved a girl he has never even seen. What will happen when she becomes his replacement bride? Slowly, secrets after secrets begin to unfold. And when their relationship breaks, yet they remain bound together... What will happen when the world tries to tear them apart, but instead, they are pulled closer and closer to each other? 6)The copyright of this story belongs solely to me Only_peace_kv You can follow me on instagram for updates.... My I'd : only_peace_kv

Formerly titled 𝑪ℎ𝒂𝑟𝒄𝑜𝒂𝑙, 𝐺𝒍𝑖𝒕𝑡𝒆𝑟𝒆𝑑 Callista Black never fit. She carved space for herself anyway, unbothered by the symmetry she ruined. She didn't care who loved her, or who didn't. She loved them all anyway. Loudly. Shamelessly. Confidently. She's the kind of person you would want gone and miss the loudest when they aren't around. Not quite a ball of sunshine. But undeniably a stubborn, aggressively affectionate, moody, and catastrophically clumsy form of entertainment. Callista Black: Daughter of Regulus Black. Tongue of Sirius Black. And a heart that, unfortunately, doesn't know when to stay out of trouble. Including a certain dragon tamer. *cough* Charlie you handsome man *cough* Life was fine, normal even, if you were merciful. Until Sirius Black broke out of prison. Everyone thought it was vengeance. Callista wondered if it was loneliness. The one where Sirius Black meets his niece. "Two Broken Misfits, broken just enough to fit right." [Charlie Weasley × Hufflepuff OC] Because - Dragons, muscles, questionable decisions and whatnot. *Slowburn, btw. Friends to Lovers because apparently I enjoy suffering. _______ The Harry Potter universe belongs to J. K. Rowling. Callista Black is mine. This story is written for fun, so you might as well enjoy it. _______ 1st May, 2026: somehow hit #1 in a few tags (remuslupin, charlieweasley, billweasley?? yeah I don't get it either)

WATSON HAWKS SERIES ~ 1ST WATSON HAWKS BOOK A U R E L I A She's the awkward girl tucked away in the corner quiet, overlooked, carrying secrets no one sees. Beneath her silence, pain, abuse, and a battle with an eating disorder. She's a scholarship at Watsons private academy, to get away from everything. G R E Y S O N He's the hockey captain admired, rich, popular, but lives inside with anger, due to absent parents in his life. He feels alone, hurt, broken. A lifetime pressure against his shoulders When two broken worlds collide, nothing is easy. He pulls her back from the darkness she's slowly involved in, as she becomes the one that kisses his pain away. Together, there is a trance of pain, suffering, and high school. Just two teenagers with pure and true love, as they try to fix each other's broken piece puzzles in them. They figure out that they're not broken, they're saved against each other's love. ------ 02/06/26 1ST in Captain 05/10/26 2ND In Ed 02/24/26 1ST in Scholarship 02/22/26 2ND in Teen romance 03/29/26 1ST in Awkward

°• || 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 1 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐑𝐕𝐂 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 || •°( Standalone ) ◤━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◥ "He's 6'2'' of cocky, charming chaos. She's the reason he keeps looking back." ◣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◢ Aarush Shekhawat sings like a dream and causes trouble like it's a full-time job. The college adores him. The juniors worship him. And half the campus probably has a crush on him. Meanwhile... Amyra Sharma spends her nights building architectural models, surviving on caffeine, and pretending people don't exist. Oversized hoodies. Smudged kajal. Sharp sarcasm. A girl who was never supposed to be anyone's first choice. Except somehow... she became his. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ He calls her Chamko. She calls him Rockstar. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ When she forgets to eat, he's there. When he gets into trouble, she's there. When the world feels too loud, they find each other. It's always been that way. Best friends. Nothing more. At least that's what they tell everyone. And themselves. ⊹ ࣪ ˖ While the entire college is busy falling for Aarush Shekhawat... Aarush Shekhawat is busy looking for Amyra Sharma in every crowd. The problem? Neither of them realizes why. ⟡ No confessions. No declarations. Just friendship. Comfort. Late-night conversations. And feelings quietly growing where neither of them thought to look. ⟡ A story about two best friends who swear they're not in love... until they are. ◢━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◣ ✧ Height Difference ✧ Best Friends To Lovers ✧ College Romance ✧ He Falls First ✧ Jealousy & Teasing ✧ He Sings Only For Her ✧ Soft Love ◥━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━◤ ❝ Maybe the love of your life isn't someone new. Maybe it's the person who's been beside you all along. ❞ ═══════ ⋆✦⋆ ═══════ ✦ 𝐖𝐎𝐑

Kim Taehyung, the CEO of Kim enterprise, is very short tempered person. He doesn't like the people who aren't punctual. He doesn't show his soft sides to the world except his loved ones. That's why all the employees are afraid of him. They think twice before opening their mouth in front of the CEO. But Kim Taehyung has a crackhead side too that almost noone knows about :) On the other hand, Jeon Jungkook is a very brilliant boy who is very serious about his works. But he doesn't like one thing, that's someone will try to manipulate him. He is very self-respected person. He is sweet and bratty at the same time. And a sassy Queen. He is not at all naive and weak. Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook are almost opposite to each other. Then what will happen when they will have to work together and Jungkook has to listen to the CEO's orders? Will he be an obedient secretary or he will throw tantrum? Will he be able to continue his job with the cold and short tempered CEO? 🇼 🇦 🇷 🇳 🇮 🇳 🇬 ⚠️ - 𝚃𝚘𝚙𝚝𝚊𝚎/𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚔𝚘𝚘𝚔 - 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 - 𝚋𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 - 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 - 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 - 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝 - 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎 - 𝚍𝚘𝚖+𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚎 - 𝚍𝚘𝚖+𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚔𝚘𝚘 - 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 This is my own hard work.... So, DO NOT COPY!! And if you don't like my story then you can leave. No need to spread hate. Thank you 💜

𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. He was a 21-year-old army officer, bound to get married because of a promise he made to his grandfather. He had rejected every girl without a second thought. Not because he was cold-never that. He valued life. He valued happiness. He was the sun; he was the warmth. Until the day his eyes met hers- a nineteen-year old pregnant girl. He didn't know how or why, but suddenly, no wasn't easy anymore. What began as an unforeseen moment grew into something neither of them knew how to name. This isn't history. It's a tale- a soft, healing, unforgettable story of two wounded hearts learning to trust again.

Violet Reed doesn't have the luxury of making mistakes. At Briar University on scholarships and two part-time jobs, every grade, every shift, and every decision matters. Failure isn't an option. Neither is Dean Di Laurentis. Rich. Connected. Entitled. Everything Violet has spent her life learning to avoid. After catching her boyfriend cheating on her, Violet swears off relationships altogether. Now living with Allie Hayes and trying to put her broken heart back together, she's focused on one thing: Herself. Then Dean decides he wants her. Unfortunately for him, Violet isn't impressed by his charm, his money, or his reputation. For the first time in his life, Dean hears a word no girl has ever dared tell him. No. Most guys would've walked away. But the more Violet pushes him away, the more determined Dean becomes to prove he's not the guy she thinks he is. And the more Dean gets to know Violet, the more he realizes she's worth fighting for. But trust isn't rebuilt overnight. Especially when the last people Violet trusted destroyed her. ────୨ৎ──── ✮ Dean Di Laurentis x Female OC ✮ Dual POV ✮ Based on the Off Campus TV series

උපතින් දෙපියන් අහිමි උන ඒ දරදඬු හිතටත්, චුටි කාලේ අහිංසකව හිටිය ඒත් මල් පෙත්තක් වාගේ පර උණ ඒ දරදඬු හිතටත්, රෝසමලක් ඇවිල්ලා අත දුන්නොත් මොනවා වෙයිද?? "ඒ නෙළුම් මලක් නෙමේ.." "ඒ අපිට අයිති රෝස මල..."

Tengku Aryana Alissa Shah lebih mesra disapa sebagai Syaa. Syaa - Anak kedua kepada Tengku Hayyan Denniz Shah dan Puan Nazliyana. Syaa baru sahaja menamatkan pengajiannya dalam bidang perubatan dan pembedahan di Boston dan kini pulang ke Malaysia. Setelah dipujuk berkali-kali oleh Tengku Hayyan agar bekerja di hospital miliknya, Syaa akhirnya mengalah dan menolak tawaran kerja dari hospital berprestij yang lain. Syaa telah menutup pintu hatinya untuk mencintai seseorang setelah peristiwa 2 tahun lepas, yang berlaku sewaktu dia bercinta ketika belajar dahulu. Namun, pertemuannya dengan seorang lelaki yang dingin dan beku sewaktu dia merawat lelaki itu tempoh hari telah mengubah hatinya. Dia jatuh cinta pandang pertama ke? Lebih parah, mereka selalu terserempak setelah itu, dan lelaki itu membuatkan Syaa tidak keruan. Syaa tidak seperti dirinya sendiri apabila berhadapan dengan lelaki dingin itu. Persoalannya, adakah waktu itu benar-benar kali pertama dia berjumpa dengan lelaki itu? "Kalau Syaa setuju, Han pun setuju," balas Tengku Adrian Darren Han De luca Shah kepada Tengku Arisa Dania. Perkahwinan mereka lebih kepada bercinta selepas nikah. Namun, setelah mereka merasa selesa dan sayang antara satu sama lain, banyak rahsia yang mula terungkai yang mula menggoyahkan hubungan suami isteri itu. Start: 4 September 2024 End: Slow update.

「 ⩩ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 Iseul returns to take revenge on her ex-husband, Sunghoon, by making him fall for her again-only to shatter his heart in the process. But as revenge blurs with old feelings, will she choose vengeance or love? 」 ══════⊹⊱≼≽⊰⊹══════ But before she could fully embrace the bittersweet memory, the sound of footsteps broke the stillness. Sunghoon's voice-sharp, almost venomous-cut through the night air. "Iseul," he said, his tone dark with something she couldn't quite place, but the way it lingered in the air made her spine stiffen. She turned to face him, a quiet shock on her face as he approached, his steps deliberate, purposeful. His eyes, once familiar, were now cold, distant, like someone who had been buried too long under layers of resentment. He shook his head slowly, almost as if disappointed, and his words hit her like a blow to the chest. "I know what you're doing. The dress, the perfume, the act. I'm not the naive Sunghoon you used to know." Her heart skipped, the subtle warmth she had felt earlier quickly turning to ice. She felt exposed, laid bare. His gaze was relentless, and his words-sharp, barbed-dug into the soft places she thought she had hidden so carefully. "Sunghoon," she whispered, but he wasn't done. He let out a bitter laugh, devoid of humor, and the sound felt wrong. It wasn't the kind of laugh she remembered, the one that filled the air with lightness. This one was a rasp, full of contempt. "I know exactly why you're here," he said, his voice thick with disdain. "It's because I own all of this now."

Book 1 of Tales of Crimson Dynasty Calcutta, 1940s. A forced marriage. A rising rebellion. A love story that was never meant to exist. Edward Benticks-cold, arrogant, the Governor-General's son-is ordered to marry an Indian aristocrat to "secure the Empire." He hates the idea. He hates her. And he hates that he can't say no. Priyanshika Jadhav-fierce, proud, and born with rebellion in her veins-is pushed into marrying the very man whose people stole her country. She refuses to break. She refuses to bow. And she refuses to be his obedient bride. Two enemies. Two egos. One dangerous marriage that sparks a war of its own. When power clashes with pride... When hatred tangles with desire... When duty traps them under the same roof... Who bends first- the British officer raised to command, or the Indian woman who burns for her freedom? A thrilling collision of ego, rebellion, and forbidden tension- where every glance is a challenge, every silence is a battle, and every moment pulls them deeper into a storm neither of them can escape.