Funny Stories

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥇 in scarletwitch 11/9/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

" ඔයා පන්තිභාර ටීචර් මං නසරාණි ළමයෙක්.. කවදාවත් බේරෙන්න ලැබෙන්නෙ නෑ මගෙ වදයෙන්.. ඒ නිසා මට නෑ ඔයාගෙ අවධානෙන් අඩුවක්.. මං දුවන්නෙ නෑ, හෙමීට තෝරගන්න දඬුවම්..." සුදු නෙළුමකට පෙම් බැඳපු නසරාණි නිල් මහනෙල් මලක්!! 💙✨️

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Running away from their jobs as camp counselors, Ellie and Seb embark on a road trip with unexpected turns en route to their destination - New York. ***** Camp Raukawee was meant to be where Ellie Morrison and Sebastian Lee spent their summer working as camp counselors, but they've had enough. Escaping in the middle of the night, the friends hatch a crazy plan to make their way to New York to visit Ellie's dad, who she hasn't seen since he moved five years ago. Along the way, however, a series of cities and events have the pair not only questioning their individual futures, but wondering what will happen to the growing spark between them as the countdown to adulthood begins. [[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

After a tragic accident that completely changes her life, Annie and her twin brother, Austin, are taken in by the Emersons, a family of seven (drop-dead gorgeous) boys. But Annie never expects to fall for one of the boys...let alone two. "A delicious series of twists and turns." - Grace @ HQ ***** Annie Cassidy has always had a simple life. She lives with her mom, dad, and her twin brother, Austin, in Indiana. She's always been close to each of them; a bond nobody could break until one fatal night when Annie's parents are killed in a head-on collision. She and Austin have no other family nearby and are taken under the wing of their father's best friend, Derek Emerson. They move from their small, comfortable hometown in Indiana, to the giant city of Los Angeles, California. Not only are they shocked to find out that the Emersons are rich--but that they also have seven kids. And they're all boys! As Annie begins to settle in, the last thing she expects is to develop feelings for one of the brothers, let alone two. It's safe to say that her new life in LA is about to get a whole lot more complicated. Content warning: mature scenes, depictions of a car crash, and mentions of grief. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000 words]] Cover designed by Gillian Goulet

ඔය ඇස් හංගන්නෙ ඇයි ආදරේ....🤍✨ - 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙪𝙪 - උට බෑ කියලම මට ඌව එපා වෙලා ඉන්නෙ බන්.....🙂🥀 - 𝘼𝙮𝙖𝙖𝙣 - දන්නවද සමහර ආදර කතා වල තුන්වෙනියා තමයි වැඩියෙන්ම ආදරේ කරන කෙනා ❤️‍🩹✨ - 𝗸𝗮𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗵 -

What would you do if you woke to find a door in your room? No, not an ordinary, well-behaved door that stays in the wall where it belongs, but one standing near the side of your bed that leads to another world. That is precisely what happens to Thomas John, a widowed university professor in rain-soaked England. Lured through the door by blue skies and white sand beaches, Thomas has no idea that his newfound paradise will be blown up on Tuesday, or that it will be up to him to stop it, wearing little more than a bathrobe and fuzzy ducky slippers. -------- A humorous sci-fi novel inspired by the works of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it. **The story is complete!**

Y/n L/n is not your average demigod. In fact he probably shouldn't even exist. But that isn't going to stop him from figuring out just who or what exactly he is. Arriving at Camp Half-blood when he was just six years old with his best friend Annabeth Chase and Older brother figure Luke Castellan, Y/n has always known he was special. He is after all the only person he knows that can manipulate fire. Though he needs a special amulet to do so. Now that Y/n was about to turn twelve years old, he's been having these weird dreams. Dreams of a past he doesn't remember, dreams of a girl calling him his lover, dreams of a cloaked man telling him that he will be found soon. Y/n plans to uncover all of these and put a stop to an ancient evil that is threatening to rise again. And it all starts with helping his new best friend, Percy Jackson, return Zeus his Lightning Bolt. Will Y/n succeed? Or will he just be another hero to succumb to defeat and forgotten in the ashes? Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians nor do I own any characters, aside from Y/n and a few other OCs, all credit goes to Rick Riordan Warning: There is swearing in the book The Lightning Thief ✅ Sea of Monsters ✅ Titans Curse ✅ The Battle of the Labyrinth ✅ The Last Olympian ✍️

Kim Taehyung, the most feared mafia boss, has never made a mistake in his life-until now. His men were supposed to kidnap the Prime Minister's son... Instead, they kidnapped Jeon Jungkook. A menace. A walking disaster. A problem with legs. Now, Taehyung isn't just dealing with a hostage-he's dealing with a human hurricane who: ✔ Steals his gun to open snack packets. ✔ Becomes besties with his deadliest assassins. ✔ Escapes... only to come back because he "forgot his charger." Returning Jungkook should be easy. So why does Taehyung suddenly not want to let him go?

💛"မိန်းမ မယူဘူးလို့ ဆုံးဖြတ်ထားတာဘဲကွာ ပုပ္ပါးသူချာတိတ်လေးနဲ့မှ စျာန်လျှောရတော့တာဘဲ " "အစက သူက ခါခါ့ကို လုံးဝကြည့်မရဘူးလေ ​အမြင်ကတ်တာတအားဘဲတဲ့ နောက်တော့ အခါလေးရယ် ကြည့်လို့ကိုမဝဘူး ဖြစ်ပါလေရော.....ဒီကချစ်စရာ​ကောင်းတဲ့ပုပ္ပါးသူလေးကို မြို့ကြီးသား ဘယ်ရှောင်နိုင်ပါ့မလဲနော်"💛

The story of Arjun and Divya continues.... "One campus, one secret, a thousand emotions". Arjun Krishna - 1st year MBA student. He is the popular and heartthrob guy of the college. He is rude, and arrogant to others but sweet and fun going guy to his and family to his friends and family like typical Wattpad heroes. Hates female interactions. " Love is a distraction and i can't afford it" Divya reddy - A bright student doing 1st year btech. She is an ambivert. She is beautiful both in and out. She loves to read novels and she enjoys baking. "With you, each distraction feels like a fleeting dream i never want to end" Certain conditions made them tie a knot. Will they accept this marriage?? If yes, then how they'll navigate?? If no, then what's going to happen?? To know it, dive into" campus vows"

#ʙᴏᴏᴋ-1 ᴛʜᴇ ᴋʜᴀɴ ᴅʏɴᴀꜱᴛy ᴀᴀʀɪᴢ ᴋʜᴀɴ x ꜱᴀɪʀᴀ ᴋʜᴀɴ ~ The moment they reached the Khan Mansion, Aariz didn't even bother to hit the brakes properly. He drove the car straight into the garden, the tires ripping through the green, people scattering and screaming in horror as the car hurtled straight toward the wedding aisle like a raging bull. Inside, Qazi Sahib had been waiting patiently for over thirty minutes. Saira hadn't uttered a single word, her lips sealed, her eyes on the door, silently praying for someone who never came... Until now. The sound of the engine roared into the wedding hall, and she saw him-her Aariz. A slow, stunned smile tugged at her lips. Everyone stood up. The wedding came to a halt. Aariz slammed the car door open and walked out with thunder in his steps. His black shirt's top three buttons open, hair disheveled-eyes glowing like hellfire. In his right hand, a gun, straight and deadly, pointed at Rehan. "STOP THIS WEDDING..." he growled, his voice deeper than death itself, "...or I will turn this hall into blood bath" A gasp erupted across the crowd. Without another second wasted, Aariz pressed the trigger. The bullet tore through the air. But at the last second, Ayaaz pushed his arm upward and the shot went flying into the air. People screamed and ducked. Chaos. "Aariz! Control, dammit!" Ayaaz shouted, voice shaking. Aariz's face snapped toward him, madness swimming in his bloodshot eyes. "How do you expect me to CONTROL MYSELF when this ba**ard dares to marry MY WIFE?!" Saira's eyes widened. My wife? But... hadn't he signed the papers?

⟡──────────────────── ⟡ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, It was survival. Her quirk is a harsh, grinding engine that kept her moving through the streets, protecting her even as it slowly wore her down. 𝐔.𝐀. offers a chance at a normal life, a life away from everything that pained her, a life where she could finally start to learn how to live. But normalcy for someone like her was a fragile illusion.... With every step she takes toward the light, the shadows behind her stretch a little longer; eyes begin to follow, fragments of a buried horror resurface, and the happiness she's building may become the very thing that paints a target on everyone's backs. She wanted to leave the darkness behind, But can she stop it before it takes the people she learned to love? ⟡──────────────────── ⟡ ﹙𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎﹚ ︴𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒅-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 (17) ︴𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 ︴𝑶𝑷 𝒀/𝑵 - 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 ︴𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 ︴𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒘𝒂 ︴𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 ✦ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 Originally published on Mon, Sep 15, 2025 Art used in cover belongs to @nxhqt on insta!

❛ if we're supposed to convince everyone we're in love, malfoy, perhaps try being slightly more lovable. ❜ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, verity thorn and draco malfoy have spent years in the same friendship group whilst getting on each other's last nerve. they argue, compete, and trade insults like second nature, both far too stubborn to admit they might tolerate each other. but when verity and draco both face the threat of being promised to someone they don't want, they strike a deal: fake a relationship convincing enough to solve both their problems draco malfoy x oc tropes: fake dating, frenemies to lovers to enemies to lovers, slowburn, forced proximity

❝𝑻𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉. 𝑾𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆?❞ Magic, flying cats, floating books, and a college full of boys. Those are some things you never expected to experience in your whole life-yet here you are. Two people from another world; one magicless, and one "erratic". You're the erratic one. Just who does that ugly ass mirror think it is? Nevertheless, you will have to navigate between trying to find a way back home and taking the place of a therapist at this school. Of course, it wouldn't be easy. You expect it to be difficult. What you were NOT expecting, was an army of simps after you. (Rewrite of my very first fanfic only on wattpad: Twisted Wormhole. (Yes i added 'A' for this title because im uncreative))

[a desi college romance] Vijay and Nila have only one thing in common - they take the same bus at the same time everyday. What if this mere commonality steers their life into a whirlpool of uninvited feelings, wholesome conversations and unexpected connections, taking them on a ride they don't recall buying tickets for?

𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒉 , 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕 , 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 "Excuse me! Is this the way to talk to someone? Don't you have any manners?" He yelled at her, his voice heavy with frustration and disappointment. "Excuse me, Mr. Aap hote kaun hain mujhe manners ka gyaan dene waale? And by the way, you're also at fault here. So don't try to act oversmart with me," she shot back firmly and walked away, muttering under her breath.... "Aaye bade mujhe fazool ka gyaan dene waale Gyaani Baba!" *************************************************************** "Hey Bhagwan! Aaj toh sach mein pata chal gaya ki duniya gol hai!" She exclaimed.. "Yeh kaha se hamaare training commander nikle? Ab kya hoga agar unhe kuch yaad aa gaya toh...? Tu toh gayi, Shivi beta!" ******************************************************** Lost in thought, she kept glaring at him, silently fuming. "Papa ko bhi poori duniya mein yahi namuna mila tha shaadi ke rishte ke liye?" She muttered in her head. "Na Baba Na! Yeh anarth nahi hone doongi main! Chahe sir kalam kyu na ho jaye mera... Meri kurbaani yaad rakhi jaayegi itihaas ke panno mein!" And then chuckled to herself "Heh... heh... heh..." But no one knows what's written in destiny... Except your Ikaa, of course 💁‍♀️ (And if you want to know too , then what are you waiting for? Continue reading the story!) ©️All rights reserved Ikaa_writes

I just can't think straight when it comes to you, Deepika. Why do you do this to me? says Arjun I'm not doing anything, Arjun, she hissed. It's you. You're the one confusing the shit out of me. In one sudden movement, he pulled her close. Lifted her chin and pressed his lips against hers. They fall for each other, they try to run away but they find their way back and they fall harder in love, they yearn. This one's a romantic and breezy college romance love story! Updated twice a week!

Callista Black never fit. She carved space for herself anyway, unbothered by the symmetry she ruined. She didn't care who loved her, or who didn't. She loved them all anyway. Loudly. Shamelessly. Confidently. She's the kind of person you would want gone and miss the loudest when they aren't around. Not quite a ball of sunshine. But undeniably a stubborn, aggressively affectionate, moody, and catastrophically clumsy form of entertainment. Callista Black: Daughter of Regulus Black. Tongue of Sirius Black. And a heart that, unfortunately, doesn't know when to stay out of trouble. Including a certain dragon tamer. *cough* Charlie you handsome man *cough* Life was fine, normal even, if you were merciful. Until Sirius Black broke out of prison. Everyone thought it was vengeance. Callista wondered if it was loneliness. The one where Sirius Black meets his niece. "Two Broken Misfits, broken just enough to fit right." [Charlie Weasley × Hufflepuff OC] Because - Dragons, muscles, questionable decisions and whatnot. *Slowburn, btw. Friends to Lovers because apparently I enjoy suffering. _______ The Harry Potter universe belongs to J. K. Rowling. Callista Black is mine. This story is written for fun, so you might as well enjoy it. _______ 1st May, 2026: somehow hit #1 in a few tags (remuslupin, charlieweasley, billweasley?? yeah I don't get it either)

Li Xun, an ordinary man originated from the planet of earth find himself transmigrated into another world out of a sudden, while being transmigrated into a world of fantasy is a dream to many, Li Xun included, however, it turn out the world that he transmigrated into is a world of Cultivation, where being that can raze mountain, split the sea, and shatter the star roaming around without a care to the fate of the weak whom they kill in the millions by accident each day. The young man is already planning to write up his last will when he finds out that he doesn't start his life in this new world from zero. Not only does he have some decent talent in cultivation and a nice family helping him back home, he also has a system transmigrated alongside him. The name of the System is The Ultimate Investment System. From then on, everything changed. "Junior brother, from the look of it, you are just one step away to breaking through the Qi Refining Realm, I happen to have a Spirit Yuan Pill here that can help you guarantee your success!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have gained twenty years worth of closed door cultivation QI!] "My dear friend, I heard that you have been fatally injured by your former ally and have your foundation shattered, thankfully, I have this Grand Dao Dao Golden in my hand, take this, this Pill here would be able to help you restore back your cultivation foundation!" [Congratulations, Host, for your successful investment, you have obtained an Emperor-Grade Weapon!]