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He slagged the saviour of the galaxy. Now, he has to take the bastard's place. Nishin Reed has made a cosmic mistake. After escaping slavers and becoming the protective captain of a ragtag starship, the middle-aged freelancer goes all out to avenge the death of one of his crew. And shocked to learn he's offed the poster boy for the rebellion, the scruffy black-marketeer is horrified when he and his crew inherit the guy's impossible mission. Praying the hefty reward will help him reunite with his long-lost daughter, Nishin sets course to fetch an unknown package from a quarantined planet. But as he flees determined assassins, killer droids, and hungry aliens, the loveable rogue can feel his luck running dry. Is he leading his shipmates to glorious victory or an infamous grave? Verse for the World-Weary is the humorous first book in The Verser Volumes science fiction fantasy series. If you like brash yet endearing heroes, found family, and cockamamie schemes, then you'll love Simon Tull's fast-paced epic adventure.

Love can heal .. Revenge can destroy ...

Haruto was just an ordinary top student with one very strange obsession: cleanliness. Then one day, a dust ball changed his life. After falling to his death from the fourth floor, Haruto awakens in a world of swords, sorcery, and magic-reborn as Ren Reinhart, the son of a powerful noble family. There is only one problem. Ren has no magic. His family's signature magic is wind, and every Reinhart is expected to possess it. Given until the age of eight to awaken his power, Ren faces the possibility of being disowned and losing the only family he has ever known. But Ren was given something else before his reincarnation. Cleaning - Level 999. It sounds completely useless. It doesn't even work. As Ren struggles to survive, uncover the secrets of his strange ability, and find his place in a world built around magic, he begins to discover that his "useless" skill may be far more powerful-and far stranger-than anyone could have imagined. With an overly serious clean freak for a hero, a narrator who refuses to take anything seriously, and a world full of magic, monsters, nobles, and unexpected secrets... Ren's new life is about to get very messy.

Welcomed back to another rounds of wacky Memes, bad jokes and stupid questions, this time a little differently. This time we will be more interactive. More funny. More cringy. More chatroomy. More....aaa....I will find more words later. And this time with short funny real life stories. Achievements: 28/03/2019- #1 beingIndian Why are you still here? There's nothing else to say, it's just a stupid book. Just enjoy. Go now.

Well hello there, i was recently in love. I can't really explain myself when it comes to this, -deceptive word called love. But someone once told me, love isn't an action nor is it a thing. Tf was he talking about back then! He died and now i have to be him as a curse to my dreadful actions. Or you can be dramatic and see me as another writer who is just into a heck load of intense fantasies.🙂 please do enjoy. I really hope you enjoy my book, don't forget to vote and pretty please my untamed vicious friendsies

Issy had one goal this year: cruise through senior year without accidentally catching feelings, setting anything on fire, or making a fool of herself at yet another school assembly. Guess what? That goal? Dead. Murdered. Buried six feet under in a sparkly pink coffin. Enter Jayden Davis. Star quarterback. The teacher's favorite. Walks like he owns the hallway and smells like trouble wrapped in expensive cologne and bad decisions. Issy didn't ask for him. She literally prayed against him. But the universe? The universe said: Let's ruin her peace. Now she's dodging emotions like they're dodgeballs, pretending she's not obsessed with his stupid smirk, and trying not to combust every time he leans in just a little too close. Good thing she's got her besties-Brianna, chaos incarnate with a winged liner sharp enough to cut egos, and Zach, the emotional support himbo who's 100% done with her choices. Issy knows how to party. But does she know how not to fall for the human plot twist that is Jayden Davis? Spoiler alert: She absolutely does not.

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my mother is namjoon senrd help fr tho

Hello my little human earth dwellers, this is my very first Riddle book. it will only be filled with my own original riddles. seeing google allows free access to riddles and their answers. this book will be a tad challenging, some funny and some just ridiculous. so without out further ado, I present unto you Riddle Me This: Nygma Edition. Vote&Comment, for chance to win a date with me. that is, if your interested...haha!

A presumably calm city had a incident that happened there recently, a murder. Our detective, Buzz Phantoms, has to find out who the murderer is before it's too late. The situation is serious since the body's corpse has no blood in it, which suggests the killer is also an insane cannibal. Will our hero save the day, or will the psychopath keep roaming the city? Creator note- this project is a challenge in which I try to create a detective story with no knowledge whatsoever. Make sure to share your opinions on what could be improved

cause why not

BTS FAKE CHAT wag seryosohin, kalokohan lang ito hahahaha enjoy!

jack: bitch wtf u doin in canada? finn: idk finn: lookin at memes /// Jack is every other boy in the world. He spends too much time on social media, he makes inappropriate jokes and likes memes. He's like everybody else in the world and texted the wrong number. But unlike everyone else he fell in love with a meme named Finn Wolfhard, and he couldn't be more funny. fack and jyatt

Here I sum up movies or books in a sentence. {Taking requests}

Get to know willita and her friends to join her in their adventures

Teaming up with Quinn to spread joy to the world! I think it's more fun when the comedy is created on accident and not forced.

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This is a book of a few random thoughts and jokes that popped into my mind and I decided to write them here, hopefully it'll give you a laugh or two. :)