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He slagged the saviour of the galaxy. Now, he has to take the bastard's place. Nishin Reed has made a cosmic mistake. After escaping slavers and becoming the protective captain of a ragtag starship, the middle-aged freelancer goes all out to avenge the death of one of his crew. And shocked to learn he's offed the poster boy for the rebellion, the scruffy black-marketeer is horrified when he and his crew inherit the guy's impossible mission. Praying the hefty reward will help him reunite with his long-lost daughter, Nishin sets course to fetch an unknown package from a quarantined planet. But as he flees determined assassins, killer droids, and hungry aliens, the loveable rogue can feel his luck running dry. Is he leading his shipmates to glorious victory or an infamous grave? Verse for the World-Weary is the humorous first book in The Verser Volumes science fiction fantasy series. If you like brash yet endearing heroes, found family, and cockamamie schemes, then you'll love Simon Tull's fast-paced epic adventure.

"Makikilala rin kita, hindi man ngayon o bukas and still I don't know how, when and where but may God allow us to meet" katagang minsan kong pinangarap noon. But ngayon... "Yoonah, would you still love me after what I have done? Did I waste the opportunity I once dreamed of? Could I still win you back?" tanong sa kawalan habang nakatayo sa balkonahe. "Charles, Charles, Charles Ahhhhhhhhh bwesit... ani nito sabay hagis ng baso sa pinto. Is this the consequences of everything? We can fight million times but God yung kalimutan ako? Fuck! Hindi ako papayag" dagdag nito habang hawak-hawak ang kanyang ulo. Charles Glis Lluiller Hemenes the future business tycoon of the Family. He studied engineering in Abroad. A man who keep dating but nothing beats someone he met not just once, twice but thrice!.

Lauren got into one of the best high schools in her state. Little did she know that she would meet 3 important things in her life: family friends boyfriend What to see how a smart as heck girl falls in love with a super percy guy? Or a boy that is apart of student council falls in love with a girl that's (a bit) taller than him?(...) Or a sport-minded girl that falls in love with a delinquent? Well your in luck on finding out about Lauren's crazy life about THREE-- no, SEVEN, new friends that change her life Forever Info Story starts: 10/19/19 Story ends: unknown Updates: 3 times a week or 2 uploads on the weekend Any other info you need to know please tell me. FIRST POST HERE I COME! - Author

guns are shot and people are lying dead because the evil McDonald's delivery man Kissaki Titta is up to no good

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just some bits and bobs I put in this book

TW these are not mine I found them and thought they were funny so Enjoy 🙂✨👀🤔

WARNING: you will laugh your ass off! Rankings: #1 laugh #5 joke #7 funny #16 humor

⚠️ Disclaimer / They do not belong to any certain way, these are just for entertainment. This does contain spoilers, however, i will put a spoiler warning I'll post every day or two since Im bored

this one goes out to @Mother_of_Venta. she wanted me to write a funny story so here goes nothing

I just type up what goes through my mind. :)

A/N: Hindi po ako kumokopya sa ibang author. Sariling isip po ang gagawin ko dito. Sana po walang madisappointed sa akin ^^ Inspired by Author ClariceJK88

4 teenaged boys named Brandon, Blake, Jake, and Stewart are finding and living their way through life at a camp called kikiwaka. Brandon is a sassy and loner boy who has been at the camp for 4 years and loves the cafeteria. Jake is a Jock who loves to tell stories about his life he has been at the camp for 6 years. Stewart is the youngest of the 4 boys. He is smart and intelligent and has been at the camp for 1 year. Blake is the main character and is chill and friendly like your regular teenage boy he's new to the camp, so this is his first year. All of the boys are a part of the Lion Cabin Jake, their counselor, tells a story called the Lion Cabin curse, which explains how two campers from the Lion Cabin we at a place called "The spot" in the middle of a Thunder Strom they were friends until they held hands and lightning striked their hands making them fall in love with eachother.

it's just memes that's all hope you like the book

Hi this me ,doing some timepass SO BASICALLY IT CONTAINS JOKES TO MAKE YOU SMILE. ALWAYS BE HAPPY

What do you think the title means idiot?

Hi~! Seri Toxic-Toxic Everywhere berisikan tentang kumpulan cerita toxic yang biasa kita jumpai di kehidupan sehari-hari namun jika ditelaah, sebisa mungkin ketoxican dapat hidup berdampingan dengan fokus diri yang ada dalam diri individu. Are you ready to read this story? Yuk temukan hikmah dibalik semua ceritanya! Yang serius jadi konyol, yang konyol jadi serius. If you can't see the positive things in this Stories, feel free to leave this page. -Kaguya Chrys-

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Did you hear about the guy who's entire left side got cut off ? He's all right now. (Story was originally just "puns." But I changed it to more variety) Trust me, if you like puns, sarcasm, one liners, comebacks, jokes, self deprecating jokes, more puns, and just funny things in general, did I say puns? You'll like this.