Gatekeep Stories

suffering. a crackfic parody of the infamous self-insert fanfic My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie but with all of dsmp (tara needs so much fucking therapy holy shit) yes we included every single dsmp member thats how many characters are in this godforsaken thing if any of the content creators mentioned arent cool with this, we will gladly delete :D dnf so funny haha :|

So basically it's your first day of highschool and Louis is your overprotective older brother and he's worried that your gonna fall in love with Zayn or Liam but instead you fall in love with Harry who is Louis best friend and Louis also has a crush on him so you and Louis get into a fight over Harry oh and for some reason Niall was like this nerdy dweeb who became your best friend and your parents abandoned you 😁👍

A little kitten was stuck on a tree, then and imitating adult cat came and told him to die, so little Timmy listened, what happened next? did he live? or did he die?..

will update btw this is meant to sound like humanity's first mistake so doin't take it seriously

ok if you don't know me then don't read this unless you actually want to hear me rant about my characters then yay someone to talk to :)

this book by Ottessa Moshfegh follows a pretty blonde girl living in New York in the early 2000s who's trying to sleep for an entire year using sleeping pills bc she wants to wake up to a new life

raid shadow legends this is not sponsored by adidas please go buy nike i put a lot of thought into this so please no hate i based y/n off myself now enjoy you harmonicas/clarinets/non gender specific flaps written by a fellow hufflepuff

" so much pain for some so young " . no matter how hard you try, it's either not enough or no one gives a fuck just little angsty oneshots

When I Crave Badass Character moments

Claudia isn't like the other crewmates. With her masterful manipulation, nothing stands in her way- not even the sussy impostors. But it all changes when Claudia meets a match in her power- A malewife. Note: I am so sorry for writing this monstrosity. Read at your own risk. This is satire based off tropes common in books on the ugly side of wattpad, not to be taken seriously. *Gaslight <3 Gatekeep ~ Girlboss ~

grim has fallen asleep next to you and you are turned on rawr Not smut lol that's weird Fluff tho Please this is a joke I don't mean anything of this

I was a fool to think that the ex-president, Obama would take care of me, like he did with Obama-Care... My life as a vegan was already hard enough. At least BENOFTHEWEEK had my back, right?

Random quotes from things I like

This breathtaking musical reimagines the 2020 Taylor Swift album "folklore" as a musical. Our story follows Inez, a 17 year-old pathological liar. All her life, she's had an unhealthy obsession with lying, gaslighting, and bullying. But what happens when her lies begin to affect the lives of her "friends?" What will happen to Inez and her three lifelong friends: Betty, Augustine, and James? All credits go to Taylor Swift and any other contributors on "folklore."

Totally very real fanfiction of a very niche underground story, you wouldn't even know what it was if I told you.

Tony felt ice in his veins. That was the kid, his kid. A peice of rebar through his leg, lying in a pool of blood. Battered and bruised. Tony should have known that this would happen, that someone would come back for him, for his family Or: Peter traumatizing his totally not dad. Or:Peter casually getting stabbed? (Cross posted on ao3)

Steamy adventures with the man of your dreams. may contain sus stuff

In the heart of a world built on luxury and power, three women stand unyielding-Felina, Imani, and Sora. A bond forged in the fires of middle school, they've risen from humble beginnings to rule their own empires, each unique in their strength and influence. Felina, the sharp-tongued businesswoman with a penchant for luxury brands; Imani, the quiet philanthropist whose heart runs deep; and Sora, the former model turned fashionista with an eye for style that could rival the biggest names in the industry. Together, they navigate the complexities of love, loyalty, and ambition, all while keeping their friendship unbreakable. But when love enters the picture-through men who challenge and captivate them in ways they never expected-can the trio hold on to the bond that made them who they are? Or will love test the limits of their unshakable connection?