Geese Stories

The last thing Odysseus is expecting while training with Athena is a gods-damned goose showing up. He can't tell if the foul waterfowl wants him dead or not. And honestly with how it was looking at him? He was pretty sure it did.

Everyone knows about the Russian mafia, Italian Mafia, but what if there was a Canadian Mafia? I was feeling silly, so I wrote this (I live in Vancouver) and enjoy these *amazing characters!🤭

No bitches? 💀💀

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Goose attack

Lana is just a typical teenage girl that wants to live her life but one day at a party she falls in love with Harry from One Direction and her life suddenly explodes into a whirlwind of geese, confetti, singing and mythical creatures.

If these ducks had names and personalities let's goooo

Bright Nest the goose is a runt. He hatched too late. Now his flock is going on the Winter Migration. Can he pass the flight test in time? Or will he be shunned out and abandoned by his own flock...? At the last second he passes...But just as he is reunited with his mother, a strong wind blows him off course. It will take him all his courage and brains to get back home.

Naughty goose, silly goose, greedy goose, messy goose and sleepy goose!

The sky's a canvas, the river and geese the orchestra. Bring it up, maestro!

A soldier lays dying on the ground as others die around them and the fires burn out. Wondering about the end and staring off into the sunset, a single bird catches their eye.

Sehnsucht - "The inconsolable longing in the heart for we know not what"; a yearning for a far, familiar, non-earthly land one can identify as one's home. This is the longing of the snow goose, flying back and forth every year, always dogged by the blistering summer heat or the snappish winter chill. But home is never really far away - it's in the wind that carries the wings and the warmth within the soul.

The young goose, Jonathan, was found abandoned at birth by Maria, a young girl with a love for animals. Jonathan was hesitant at first, but could not stay wary of Maria for long.

A steamy romance between the leader of Russia (the sexy goose himself) and the Popstar Ariana Grande. Friends are introduced along the way, and theories are explored

Captain Red Beard has been searching for the Holy Grail ever since he inherited his ship. He will stop at nothing for his quest. Anya Ryder works at the castle, feeding geese. She is paid less than half a penny per week and eats scraps from the animal's food. But she has a secret. She knows where to find the Holy Grail. And I? Well, I'm thoroughly dead, thanks for your concern. XXX Cover by @antiquestarlight Updates on Saturdays