Geese Stories

an unexpected meeting at coachella turns into a dinner and then...? olivia rodrigo x cameron winter fic

A ruined breakfast. A city in chaos. Now, it's personal. Detective Hank of the Portland PD wants two things out of life: absolute quiet and his morning routine. But when the notorious Canadian Geese Gang glazes his pristine strawberry jelly donut with projectile chaos, Hank's morning goes completely sideways. What starts as a messy turf war turns into an unexpected partnership with Frankie, a powerful Rottweiler mob boss looking to get his stubborn bird family in line. To save the city, Hank must call in a massive favor from his sister Luna, the no-nonsense headmistress of a behavior academy in Salem. Can a grumpy pug in a trench coat, a smooth-talking gangster, and an academy for disruptive animals clean up Portland's streets for good? Find out in this hilarious, heartwarming cozy-noir tale of redemption, records, and the ultimate recovery of a perfect breakfast.

No bitches? 💀💀

I saw three goslings on a walk yesterday. I wrote this with the amusing encounter in mind.

Two geese converse about plastic surgery.

In a period where birds are at the top of the food chain, ducks and geese are at war. But what happens when they ally with the herons and swans? COVER ISNT FINISHED this was made by randoms ideas on a roblox group wall

Captain Red Beard has been searching for the Holy Grail ever since he inherited his ship. He will stop at nothing for his quest. Anya Ryder works at the castle, feeding geese. She is paid less than half a penny per week and eats scraps from the animal's food. But she has a secret. She knows where to find the Holy Grail. And I? Well, I'm thoroughly dead, thanks for your concern. XXX Cover by @antiquestarlight Updates on Saturdays

"A thrilling tale..." -Me "Positively wonderful" -Me "This is amazing" -Me

𝘮𝘺 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘴 𝘪 𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘪 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘱, 𝘥𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘥. '𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘮 𝘪?' , 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘴 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.

This is about three girls, plus one special guest. This will be a book with questions that we have to answer, kinda like truth or dare but no dares because well...just read to find out.

This is a story about a Canadian Goose named Grace flies south for the winter and learns who her true family and friends are. Thank you for reading my story and I hope you enjoy it! :)

Have you ever experienced to be a total FANGIRL? A fangirl that can do anything just to know her idol? But what will you do if you'll know that your idol is a MEAN CREATURE??? Let's find out!!

Living in a grand mansion, the Wellington family lived a life of luxury with their daughter, loyal pets, trusted friends, and a vast group of maids and butlers. One fateful day, the tranquility was shattered when mysterious incidents began unfolding within Kingston. The once serene atmosphere was now filled with tension and uncertainty, now aiming and causing the family to be vulnerable, including their one and only daughter and heir to the family fortune. Charlotte Wellington.

Everyone knows about the Russian mafia, Italian Mafia, but what if there was a Canadian Mafia? I was feeling silly, so I wrote this (I live in Vancouver) and enjoy these *amazing characters!🤭

Dear Diary, Hilton and I are going to climb mount Bluebird today! I've been so excited to go, everyone keeps talking about the view. Hilton says we'll be at the top of the mountain just in time for sunset. He also says he has something else he wanted to show me. Besides that, nothing is happening today. I'll tell you how the climb went when we get back! Sincerely, Jeremy

A sophisticated boy (16) has done nothing bad in his life meets a "bad" girl (16). He starts doing soft drugs and starts to like her aswell...