Getrekt Stories

Just a bunch of random posts...That are strangely relatable!!! I hope you enjoy this book and totally relate to these.

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This is a story of a bogan werewolf girl who found her bloody mate.

The way to slay those HATERS

Just a few of my random OC's I made in the past

Karina, as a secretary, thought that her new boss would be rude because of rumors from the employees. She thought so, but when Karina was called, she didn't expect that her boss would be shy!

This is how to be a happy little land shark in this big big world.

Gir is sitting in a room with nothin to do what will he do now?...sneeze....poop....fart?....talk about cookies. Bug the crap out of Zim...

A book dedicated to my gooooood friend Maria. 😬😬😬

Ha get rekt

Lololololololollolololololollooooooolllllolooolololooio GET THE TROLL LOLILOOO U JUST WASTED YOUR TIME AND QHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS NO REALLY YOUR ACTUALLY REALLY WASTING YOUR TIME NO SERIOUSLY STOP READING I DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE STILL READING OMG YOU ARE REALLY BEAST FOR KEEP READING THIS THIS IS EXACT THE I BET YOUR PRETTY CONFUSED YEAH UR PROBABLY SITTING THERE LIKE ..................... AND YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I WASTED MY TIME MAKING THIS WELL IT IS TO MAKE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME WAIT WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?IM AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE HOW ABOUT YOU STOP READING JK TROLL YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS OK LEAVE A LIKE AND ENJOY TROLLING PEOPLE THIS PROBABLY WAATED ALOT OF TIME BUT YOUR PROBABLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF LIKE IM AN IDIOT WOW WHY AM I STILL READING THIS OMG WTF TIME YOUR WASTED JUST YOU YOUR PROBABLY CONFUSED CAUSE THAT SENTENCE WAS WRITTEN BACKWARDS SO YEAH DEAL WITH IT WHAT U GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH YOU WANT SOME I GIVE IT YA YOUR ALSO PROBABLY WONDERING.

Nala is our God she has been through too much to lose this war now. She and her gang of pussy cats will win

"-No!" Tommy interrupts, quickly darting out from behind Wilbur. "You're my friend, Dream. I just need a second to get my shit together." Tommy is still unable to meet Dream's eyes, yet he knows he doesn't imagine the smile in Dream's voice, "Yeah, we're friends right?" Or, a daydream I had where irl Tommy has hyperrealistic dreams of c!tommy and his trauma which turned into a little 700 word thing :3 ~Cover photo art by alice_drownd on Reddit~

This is my first book so don't hate. ;)

sophie vv dumb

get roasted welcome to the everything book. how u got here? beats me. this book just might take u into the deepest depths of the internet. past the videos of cats and dogs being stupid. pics of hot anime boys. porn hub. kpop. jpop. pics of ugly jordans. and many other things. this book will take you to... the humor depths of the internet. so at least youll get a laugh out of this book. hopefully. im not that funny. well personally i think im funny. probably bc i laugh at my own jokes. y r u still reading this. this is too long. go read this book!! vote on it otherwise a crocodile will eat u at 2:30 am. gg. gl. hf. good day. and. good bai. for now.

Sense nobody writes,bout Undertale this is *asriel* as it gets