Getrekt Stories

lol sum memes very legit book. ~*~ ahaha lol u can request sum if ya want 😜

This is a story of a bogan werewolf girl who found her bloody mate.

For a certain someone

hello mates uh this is just gonna be what i did today so i can see how boring my fooking life is lol,,,,uh yeah thays all <3 ily all,,,JUST KIDDING GET REKTED DSJKHKFDFDF but fr go drink water, take care of urself dont be a piss baby like dream is :))

Prepare to get angry.

Phoenix forgot to log off my laptop. Now this exists.

This is about two ducks mating at disneylandno fuck it's a book of phan theories you asshole this whole part of the description is irrelevant. Covers I will be topicing -no homo howell -the beginning -what happened in vegas -shrek in chocolate, nude -Tweets - brother martyn -who is danisnotonfirevyou1 -ur mum have a lovely day and get shrekt

probably won't publish this, so why bother writing a description? never mind. I still won't add a description tho

sophie vv dumb

Lololololololollolololololollooooooolllllolooolololooio GET THE TROLL LOLILOOO U JUST WASTED YOUR TIME AND QHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS NO REALLY YOUR ACTUALLY REALLY WASTING YOUR TIME NO SERIOUSLY STOP READING I DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE STILL READING OMG YOU ARE REALLY BEAST FOR KEEP READING THIS THIS IS EXACT THE I BET YOUR PRETTY CONFUSED YEAH UR PROBABLY SITTING THERE LIKE ..................... AND YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I WASTED MY TIME MAKING THIS WELL IT IS TO MAKE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME WAIT WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?IM AS CONFUSED AS YOU ARE HOW ABOUT YOU STOP READING JK TROLL YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS OK LEAVE A LIKE AND ENJOY TROLLING PEOPLE THIS PROBABLY WAATED ALOT OF TIME BUT YOUR PROBABLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF LIKE IM AN IDIOT WOW WHY AM I STILL READING THIS OMG WTF TIME YOUR WASTED JUST YOU YOUR PROBABLY CONFUSED CAUSE THAT SENTENCE WAS WRITTEN BACKWARDS SO YEAH DEAL WITH IT WHAT U GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH YOU WANT SOME I GIVE IT YA YOUR ALSO PROBABLY WONDERING.

This is how to be a happy little land shark in this big big world.

Buckle your seat belts mother fuckers, cause you're about to witness the best rant book ever.

sometimes i have to look at myself in the mirror, to remind myself that i'm alive, that i'm breathing, and that this is real. *~* it's like a diary, but cooler

Just a few of my random OC's I made in the past

Hehehehe

This is my first book so don't hate. ;)

Now, before you go judging this book, just read it. especially if you have ever considered hurting yourself in anyway. It is a fictional piece, however it will incorporate certain topics that are serious and I really have an opinion on. Ya see, I have had suicidal friends. A few for that matter, and I know what it's like to talk someone out of suicide. I know what being like that can do to you. And if this book can help at least one person, then I know i have made a real difference in someone's life. And I would be quite satisfied if the words of some girl online (me) could save a life. Because I know I probably don't know you, but I care. And if you ever want to talk to someone who will just listen and try to offer advice then you can private message me and I will be there. NOTE: THIS BOOK IS IN NO WAY SUPPORTING OR ROMANTICIZING SUICIDE OR SELF HATE. I AM SIMPLY HERE TO HELP PEOPLE IN A ROUGH SITUATION SO PLEASE NO HATE.

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