Hashbrown Stories

Just a collection of gothic poetry. If you like creepy, dark, macabre stuff, this is for you! (Title of the book is from an Opeth song. Credit to Mikael Åkerfeldt)

One day,It was an ordinary day all kids play,Parents doing their job,Sellers gonna sell,Lots of kids buying Pizzas ohh oh wait let's get to the story...... Caralyn had a great idea! she wanted to make something new,Since she likes apples she thought that she would make Apple Sauce!!!!!! Later that day her sister Norily saw what Caralyn was doing so Norily texted their mom so she can see what was happening, Cause of that Caralyn was worried cause her 10 year old little sister texted their mom,Norily liked nothing but getting her big 14 year old sister getting to trouble, Caralyn didn't know what to do so she hid the creation she was making on her secret room that no one knew about!!!!!!

I really shouldn't need one of these. Just saying. -_-#

Merlinda is a girl with long lush brown hair until one day she was cursed by the God of beauty because her hair was to gorgeous. So Merlinda goes on a quest to find what was taken from her, but little did she know she would cross paths with 3 tasks to prove her worthy for such beauty. This story is not to be taken seriously, it was written with poor grammar, and took little time to write.

Some old legend of a girl. That's nothing right? But she is back in Beacon Hills. Can Scott and Stiles save the whole town? Or will they never see each other again?

it's how the world's most valuable diamond gets stolen by rokiees. Will they be successful?

A wild, (but interesting) adventure of best friends (Xavier and Owen). And, and how their lives change in their first year of high school.

This is the story of my life. All the way from when baby Tay was born to when Baby Tay turned 16 and went to middle school for 8th grade :)

When Nicole moves back in with her dad in Reseda, California, she meets a group of kids that attend her father's school for karate. The bond by learning new skills, and one or another Nicole may find an interest in a spiky-haired boy. She is ready to face any challenges that might come her way, after all, she is Nicole Lawrence a Cobra Kai. I only made my O.C. (Nicole) all of the other characters belong to the creators of Cobra Kai.

DONT READ THIS BOOK, IT WILL MESS UP YOUR BRAIN SO MUCH IT WILL LIQUEFY AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS. This is a book of me. Yeah. So interesting. I think you'd learn more from hitting yourself in the face with a brick, but ANYWAY. It's EXTREMELY random. Duck season. Rectal rampage. pig racing. More random than THAT. SO, if you're interested in killing your brain cells, you've found the right book. Congrats. Omadeto. Seriously, go read a dictionary, go read ANYTHING you want. I recommend you DONT read this. I give up. Read it. I dare you.

this is a very fucked up story. based on the story Monika x Anne Frank. enjoy. words. Jonathan lived a very normal life. He did drugs, played with unicorns, and prayed constantly to the great weed man of yesteryear. Everything was fine until the fire nation attacked. join Johnathan on a drug trip through really fucked up places, like DafaqBro¿, Futaland, MichaelBay Island and many more. If you do not kno de wae, then just don't toucha my spaghett. Love you all homo

Get your dildos out cuz this one's a bumpy one

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Life is a crazy thing.

Some shit I wrote last year with a friend. Will appear on my upcoming mixtape.