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"You created that absurd tale in a blink of an eye?" Zane asked, one brow arched in amused disbelief. She huffed. "You should be grateful, I think quickly." "Oh, I am," he murmured. "But perhaps next time, a backstory wherein I retain a modicum of dignity?" Aurora smirked. "And rob myself of the entertainment? Where's the fun in that?" Zane shook his head, but his fingers lingered a fraction longer before he released her hand. "I hadn't realised amusement ranked so highly among your values." She narrowed her eyes. "You are growing rather bold, considering I just saved your life." Zane, entirely undeterred, tilted his head with an infuriating smile. "Ah, but my dearest", he murmured, stepping closer, "perhaps you saved me because you cannot bear to be without me." She responded with all the grace and dignity of a woman at her wit's end-by clamping a hand over his face and shoving him away with such force that he staggered back, laughter spilling from his lips. "Gah! You are intolerable!" Aurora exhaled sharply, straightening her sleeves as though the mere act of touching him had somehow wrinkled them. *************************** Bound by duty. Shackled by honour. Tormented by feeling. Aurora lives a life shaped by steel and sacrifice. As a knight sworn to her realm, she's loyal, lethal, and alone-unshaken in battle, but increasingly undone in his presence. Zane is a problem: disciplined yet reckless, distant yet always too close. He never asks, never reveals-yet somehow sees straight through her. When a mission draws them deep into peril, forced side by side, what once was teasing sharpens into tension. In stolen glances and moonlit silence, desire simmers beneath duty, and silence becomes the loudest agony of all. As truths unravel and enemies close in, the real question isn't whether they can trust each other... It's whether they can afford not to. Written: March 2025- Feb 2026

Exploring abandoned places sounds exciting until the floor collapses, a pigeon explodes out of nowhere, and every noise sounds like a ghost. Urban Exploration for Cowards is the survival guide for people who love creepy places but also love staying alive. Learn how to explore smarter, safer, and with just the right amount of paranoia. Because bravery is overrated. Caution gets you home.

Wacky Short Stories - Chaos, laughs, and "Wait, what?!" moments packed into tiny adventures. Shoes run off, the sun skips work, and nothing makes sense-but it's hilarious, and you'll totally love it.

Reagan Belrose has a problem, and it isn't midterms, like everyone else's. For months, she's been dreaming about the same man. Vividly. In her dreams, he knows her. Teases her. Calls her wife with an ease that feels less fictional and more... remembered. She tells herself it's harmless, just an overactive imagination stitched together from late nights and romantic novels. Until she walks straight into him on campus. That same face. ....those same eyes and an infuriatingly steady presence. Except this version doesn't look at her like he knows her or soften at the edges when she speaks. If anything, he looks mildly annoyed she exists. The resemblance ends at appearance. His charm is replaced with cool detachment. His warmth with cutting restraint. And whatever dream-version tenderness she'd grown embarrassingly used to? Completely absent. They take an instant dislike to each other. Or at least, that's what they insist on... But then they keep running into each other, and every encounter sharpens the tension.... irritation laced with something dangerously familiar. Because the more she watches him, the more certain she becomes of one thing: He moves like the man in her dreams. And sometimes, just sometimes... he looks at her like he's trying not to recognise something too. Is it a coincidence? Psychological projection? Or a trick of an exhausted mind? Only one way to find out....

In which Zoya Aurora gets married to Nick Kahn. A re-telling of His Unwanted Bride. cover by @soundthealarm

They signed on to film a fantasy drama about parenthood and magic. It was supposed to be just acting - until the prop baby blinked, sneezed, and came to life in their arms. Suddenly, Phuwin and Pond are on the run from a panicked set, co-parenting a child who shouldn't exist but somehow shares their DNA. As reality unravels and strange memories resurface, the line between script and fate starts to blur - and the fantasy they thought they were pretending might be more real than they ever imagined.

Sophia a girl rather fragile or is she lives a normal basic life until some shocking new hit her. My first story ever 🙃

​Liam is a cynic. He's seen it all in New York, and his heart is as hard as the concrete. That is, until a literal princess in a very authentic, non-Halloween-costume-looking gown stops him in the middle of Times Square, demanding a map to the royal stables. ​What starts as an attempt to point a clearly lost tourist in the right direction turns into a chaotic crash course in modern life. Princess Amara has to navigate self-checkout lanes (she thinks the machine is haunted), and Liam has to navigate her expectation that everyone is his subject. As Liam reluctantly guides her through the complexities of dating, apps, and bodega cats, he realizes that her outdated royal manners are exactly what his cynical heart needed. Can a princess with an 1800-year-old worldview find her happily-ever-after with a man who prefers sweatpants to doublets?

Welcome to my brain dump in story form! I call it my, "Stories of Honest Outbursts , Real Truths & Sass"... 'SHORTS' for short 😅 Every chapter is a brand-new, unrelated SHORT featuring a completely different character... who's actually just me, living my best (or worst) life in alternate universes 😌 Inspired by the chaos, drama, and hilarity of my average boring real life, each story flips reality on its head and throws a little magic, mischief, or mystery into the mix. I'm the main character- always 😏 My Sanity? Questionable ✨ So buckle up, and enjoy the mess 😜

Years ago, SHIELD-Scientists Mary and Richard Parker were murdered in a planecrash by Hydra, leaving their 2-year-old son behind. Only,... when Fury, Hill, Coulson, Natasha and Clint arrived on scene, the young child was nowhere to be found. It's been 13 years, Peter Benjamin Parker hasn't been seen all that time. His existance is a looming shadow over SHIELD's agents, who still search for their little ray of sunshine whenever they have time. Then, Nat accidentally texts the wrong number,...

Funny stories for all warrior cats fans!

Visualize healing in words??? This isn't a full story. It's me testing a concept of my voice. The chapters don't follow a plot - They're just pieces of something I'm trying to figure out. If you read it - and make you feel something. Please let me know. That's all I'm after<3

Andrea always dreamed of becoming a bestselling author, but life had other plans. Instead of signing a book deal, she ends up in a mysterious, out-of-place bookstore that isn't on any map. Before she can make sense of it, poof-she's swept into her favorite fairy tale: Beauty and the Beast. The twist? She's not the heroine, and she definitely isn't Belle. Now, with no script to follow and no idea how she got there, Andrea must figure out how to navigate a world of magic, curses, and a very grumpy Beast. She's trapped in the story, but she's not sure how much of it she can-or should-change. If she gets it wrong, she could destroy everything. No pressure, right? With enchanted objects, hidden secrets, and more than a little chaos, Andrea is about to learn that even the smallest misstep in a fairy tale could lead to the biggest disaster.

*Completed* Another set of MLB memes. Enjoy!

[ On-going ] #1st 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒖𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒄 𝑭𝒆̀𝒂𝒕𝒉 Sometimes, the most dangerous games are the ones played with the heart. "Take my hand." "What no." Terbuntang matanya apabila jejaka itu menyuruh berbuat demikian. "Look i'm not trying to ask you to marry me..I'm trying to save your life miss."Dengus jejaka itu. Ethan North Bradbury, jejaka berdarah Perancis-Amerika dari New York, merupakan idaman ramai dengan daya tarikan yang memikat dan minda yang cemerlang. Sikapnya yang dingin dan serius menyembunyikan rahsia gelap yang berkaitan dengan dunia perniagaannya yang berisiko tinggi. Di sebalik wajahnya yang judgemental, terdapat kompleksiti yang jarang terlihat oleh orang lain. Di sisi lain, Nur Ayana Insyirah adalah gadis Malaysia yang berani dan bijak, baru sahaja menamatkan pengajian dalam bidang perniagaan dan bersedia untuk menakluk dunia. Meninggalkan keluarganya demi pekerjaan di luar negara, dia ditemani sahabat rapatnya, Ezra Balqish. Namun, dia tidak menyangka majikannya sekeras musim sejuk kutub utara. Beruntunglah kerana abang Ezra, Erfan Baihaqi, sentiasa ada untuk menyokongnya. Namun, menghadapi karenah Ethan yang tidak kenal erti putus asa adalah cabaran yang tidak pernah dia bayangkan. Ketika Ayana berjuang untuk memahami Ethan yang penuh misteri, dia mula menyedari bahawa di sebalik sikap dingin Ethan, terdapat kehangatan yang mungkin dapat mencairkan hatinya. Dapatkah dia menerima siapa Ethan yang sebenarnya? Perjalanan mereka dipenuhi dengan cabaran dan dugaan, membawa kepada satu insiden yang akan mengikat mereka selamanya. Tetapi ketika kisah mereka berkembang, satu bayangan muncul di kaki langit, sosok yang diselubungi misteri, yang kehadirannya akan mengubah segalanya. 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒅 : 23 𝑺𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 2022 𝑷𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅 : 18 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒉 2023 𝑬𝒏𝒅 : -

Arzoo knows everything about cycles. The 28-day skin cycle, the cycle of the seasons, and the predictable cycle of her own bad luck. !! All she wants is for her PIH to disappear and for her life to finally start looking like a Pinterest board. She just has to Wait for the Fade. But when Aditya-the guy who has always been a goofy ball of sunshine (and the die hard fan of old school Bollywood romance), becomes the only person who sees her at 2 AM without her "armor" on, things get complicated. Between the bickering over coffee and the heavy silence of things left unsaid, Arzoo realizes that some things aren't meant to fade. Some things are meant to leave a mark. ​ Aditya: "Is that... green goop on your face?" Arzoo: "It's a French green clay mask, stupid. It's called self-care. You should try it, maybe it'll extract some of that infectious energy from your soul, that you use to keep bothering me!" Aditya: (Stepping closer nonchalantly) "I think I'll stick to myself. It's less messy." Arzoo: (Heartbeat: predictably fast) "Your loss." Let's get in this "Very Predictable" journey of Arzoo and Aditya as things start getting unpredictable real quick ! If you are looking for some slow burning intense scenes, lots of emotions ready to come handy and a whole lot of thrashing pillows and screaming, you are at the correct place ! Let this story of a secret crush, hidden emotions and fast heartbeats take you on a rollercoaster ride !

"He's the most feared general in Korea - cold, ruthless, and merciless. She's chaotic, clumsy, and completely fearless. When a girl who doesn't fear anyone meets the devil himself... chaos, crushes, and disaster follow. -------------------------------------------------- She fell first She fell harder He fell obssesively harder -------------------------------------------------- Can love survive the most terrifying man alive?" WARNING🔥⚠️ YOU MIGHT GET ADDICTED 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞💦

Just a bunch of random thoughts and ideas. Not much to it. Title credit to: @mysterico

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