Hilarious Stories

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

The hilarious story of a man who returned in time and became a 3 month old baby. A story of family ties and love. Best ranks #1 out of 15.4k books in 'Jokes' #1 out of 6.4k books in 'Rebirth' #1 out of 5.9k books in 'Joke' #1 in Kerala #1 in Malayalam #1 in Babytard [For all ages. NO adult content. NO bad words.] The hero gets a second chance at life. But the second chance begins at the time when he was a baby. This is the hilarious story of a baby who has to live through all the breastfeeding and pooping. I died. When I opened my eyes again, I had gone back in time. To my childhood. No. To the days where I was a breastfed baby. It couldn't be more awkward. That's what I thought.

In which the wrong number matched their freak. Here we go again! eight boys + one girl = Chaos. ________________ • Chaos' sequel • When stray kids meets Yin • Interactive story _________________

Harry was sorted into Slytherin

HIII guys, these are my first collection of one shots like I've ever published, as I have a TON of them saved in Google Docs, I'll just copy paste them into Wattpad and see if you guys enjoy them. I USE CAPITAL LETTERS A LOT BTW SO YUHHH!! These are mostly Eva and Jacks, but I'll see if I can incorporate some ChasoxLala but yeah, I'll see. My content is PG, I don't write smut btw. Leave suggestions in the comments and I'll see what I can do! Hope you enjoy it! -Agggtmgirlyy

Welcome to my brain dump in story form! I call it my, "Stories of Honest Outbursts , Real Truths & Sass"... 'SHORTS' for short 😅 Every chapter is a brand-new, unrelated SHORT featuring a completely different character... who's actually just me, living my best (or worst) life in alternate universes 😌 Inspired by the chaos, drama, and hilarity of my average boring real life, each story flips reality on its head and throws a little magic, mischief, or mystery into the mix. I'm the main character- always 😏 My Sanity? Questionable ✨ So buckle up, and enjoy the mess 😜

The Masked Singers travel and dare to adventure. They're funny, mysterious, silly, and fun adventures. (This is not only my first Masked singer fanfiction story, but my first oneshot). The rules of the story are in the first chapter of the story.

Need a new dad. I want a dad because everyone has dad. This is my only ambition. before completing my medicine, I have to bring dad home for my mom. My mom is still pretty and cute though have two kids. One Is smart mean ME OFCOURSE .and other one is dumb though he is running X Holding around the world. it's just ...... if I tell you all then how will you join hand with me in finding DAD .so join me in this venture. The handsome and cute huayong🦋🦋 CHARACTERS MEW🌟GULF,🌟BRIGHT🌟WIN🌟 NORTH 🦋JOHAN HUAYONG 🦋SHENG SHAOYOU wenlang🦋Gaotu changyou🌟chen pin ming 🌲all rights are reserved🌲 🌲plagiarism is crime🌲 🌲original at wattpad🌲 🍒start🍉oct22,2025🍒 🦋end🦋 🐋K.Bunny🐳

Imagine waking up inside the last anime you watched. Funny, right? ‎ ‎Now imagine waking up as a chicken. ‎Yes-the same food you choked on before dying. Haha. Hilarious, right? ‎ ‎Well... not anymore. ‎ ‎Because that actually happened to me. ‎ ‎××× ‎ ‎A Chicken in a Stone World, what could possibly go wrong? ‎ ‎××× ‎ ‎Dr. Stone X Chicken Shenanigans

new girl is come to see her old bestfriend for Australia to see Charlie and her cousin Frankie so Ruby is going to new school Seaview College High School and so the mean girl so who hate Ruby is Krystal Beasley......most popularly girl in school and the boy for blockhead he in love with Ruby not Krystal is..........Jason and his friend is Simon and Dean and Frankie's boyfriend Johnny so who going to win the prom Queen is going to be ugliest

Kaone, RTS gamer got transported to remnant, he has the power to summon his army and vehicles, and also help team rwby in the process.

Within the quiet, watchful walls of Luna De Vista, a secluded mental health institution that calls itself a sanctuary. For Celestine Fajardo, being admitted is not a choice but a consequence of anxiety that never sleeps, of depression that clings like fog, and of a life spent appearing functional while quietly unraveling. Inside Luna De Vista, Celestine meets people who are loud, distant, awkward, fragile, and fiercely human..each carrying their own invisible battles. Among them is Panacea, a volatile and enigmatic patient known as the "Rabid Rabbit," whose feral intensity and guarded silence hide a past shaped by fear and survival. Their first meeting is abrupt, strange, and unsettling..yet something unspoken takes root between them. Celestine and Panacea are drawn together not as saviors, but as two people learning how to exist without running. Déjà Rêve is about finding love despite differences despite trauma, despite internal struggles, despite the lies we tell ourselves to survive and realizing that sometimes, healing begins not with answers, but with being seen. [Cover page not mine. Picture credits to the original owner. Source: Pinterest]

A collection of very relatable memes on a student's life, a very typical life. So why not enjoy some memes on our struggles??? This book which is about to make you laugh out loud!!! 😂

Hello, there! Because we live in a world where memes are more important than oxygen, here's a collection of memes and jokes I found! Enjoy :) DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THESE MEMES ARE MINE

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Apocalypse? Yes. Zombies? Yes. The end of the human race? Yes. You might be wondering why someone like me is keeping an eye on a particular zombie girl who moves with a bit of a groan. Well, the reasons are simple. One, she's cute. Two, who says you can't find companionship even in the midst of a global crisis? - - - A really short story!

• 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 • Welcome to the 3rd annual K- Pop cook off where each year idols from all of South Korea get together to showcase their hidden culinary talents!!! This year's most awaited contestants are Jisoo of Blackpink Suga of BTS Jin of BTS And our special guest... (Y/N), the main make - up artist for BTS who is known to dazzle anyone with her delicious recipes. Jin: Ahh how happy can a handsome guy like me possibly get? I just can't believe that I get to do my absolute favorite thing on this planet with my favorite person on this planet: Cooking with (Y/N)! This cook-off is definitely my golden opportunity to get close to her... But uh-oh, Jin's romantic plan doesn't go smooth like butter after all. Especially when the cook - off grants more opportunities for Yoongi to inch closer to (Y/N) instead of Jin. Jealous hamster mode has been activated. Kitty is cool as ever and ready to bite! Boy oh boy what spicy messes would take place here in this kitchen. Grab your aprons everybody and keep a sharp look out for flying pink frying pans. [The rest of the BTS members will also be making an appearance in this book but the story mainly revolves around you and Jin.] 🍳This cover was made by @EstelleKnightrise 🥇BTS Mikrokosmos Awards 🥉 Singularity Awards - Comedy and Humor

"all i want is your love, can't see no bitch after you"

Falling in love with your best friend is a real pain in the butt. Trust me. Except, in my case, he's the one with an incredibly sparkly butt. ● Book 3 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK)

All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}