Hilarious Stories

She was a girl ensnared by secrets and scars. He was a boy forged from power and frost. When an enigma collides with an Elite, they must either heal or descend into their own hell to survive. --- Seventeen-year-old Elaine Winters has one goal: to endure the torment of her bullies and ignore the new student who seems utterly out of place in their small town and public school. Alexander White is a boy she needs to stay away from-stunningly handsome, immensely rich, and dangerously cold. He is privileged beyond any normal measure. Catching his attention was a chance mistake. His relentless pursuit of her friendship, an anomaly. And when it turns into something deeper, it becomes the ultimate disaster in the making. But when buried secrets emerge from their caskets, Winter finds herself pulled into his world of city lights, power, mind games, and the elite atmosphere of boarding school. Soon, everything she thought she knew about the boy from her town is turned upside down. He becomes everything her heart dreads-and a danger her mind warns her of. She is his obsession, and he is her curse. Every belief is tested, but none of them is bound to win against the rule of Elites. A world where truth is what they make it. ◾ REVIEWS It is one of the best book I've ever read. Honestly it's worth publishing. -Missi_wei I've read this book a million times but I can never get over it. If you want to stop halfway through it...Then that is a big mistake. This book is the perfect blend of everything. Trust me, if you decide not to read this book then you are making a big mistake. -LushLyrics Wait...lemme process it all. This shit is way too deep. Like GOD AUTHOR YOU are amazing. Where do you even get these ideas? Oh God! -zara_yusuf

This is my version of Gintama!! What will happen to kagura if she suddenly turns into a child! Will there be chaos? Drama? . While this was happening what if kagura's younger self mistaken someone else as her mother. And Kagura gets attached towards her. " Ara Ara! You're quite adorable". " I like you even if you're not my mami " " Saves the trouble! Miss goddess can look after her" " Gin san! We're supposed to look for how to get her back to normal". ..... And what will happen when kamui wanted to visit his sister in Edo and finds out that his sister have been turned into a child. What if he gets closer to the one who's kagura's attached too. " I don't like the look in his eyes when he looks at you" " Ara Ara! Kamui-kun , are you jealous". ..........

A fake relationship. A wedding. An escape plan. What could possibly go wrong?

Years ago, SHIELD-Scientists Mary and Richard Parker were murdered in a planecrash by Hydra, leaving their 2-year-old son behind. Only,... when Fury, Hill, Coulson, Natasha and Clint arrived on scene, the young child was nowhere to be found. It's been 13 years, Peter Benjamin Parker hasn't been seen all that time. His existance is a looming shadow over SHIELD's agents, who still search for their little ray of sunshine whenever they have time. Then, Nat accidentally texts the wrong number,...

Your best friend accidentally puts your name on a housing application - and you're now rooming with seven very attractive, chaotic, and emotionally confusing guys. The BTS boys. At first, it's a nightmare: shared bathrooms, laundry fights, 3 a.m. karaoke, and way too many shirtless mornings. But slowly, they all start to fall for you in their own ridiculous way. Cue jealous ramen cooking, fake dating to avoid scandal, and one awkward group confession gone horribly wrong.

"You created that absurd tale in a blink of an eye?" Zane asked, one brow arched in amused disbelief. She huffed. "You should be grateful, I think quickly." "Oh, I am," he murmured. "But perhaps next time, a backstory wherein I retain a modicum of dignity?" Aurora smirked. "And rob myself of the entertainment? Where's the fun in that?" Zane shook his head, but his fingers lingered a fraction longer before he released her hand. "I hadn't realised amusement ranked so highly among your values." She narrowed her eyes. "You are growing rather bold, considering I just saved your life." Zane, entirely undeterred, tilted his head with an infuriating smile. "Ah, but my dearest", he murmured, stepping closer, "perhaps you saved me because you cannot bear to be without me." She responded with all the grace and dignity of a woman at her wit's end-by clamping a hand over his face and shoving him away with such force that he staggered back, laughter spilling from his lips. "Gah! You are intolerable!" Aurora exhaled sharply, straightening her sleeves as though the mere act of touching him had somehow wrinkled them. *************************** Bound by duty. Shackled by honour. Tormented by feeling. Aurora lives a life shaped by steel and sacrifice. As a knight sworn to her realm, she's loyal, lethal, and alone-unshaken in battle, but increasingly undone in his presence. Zane is a problem: disciplined yet reckless, distant yet always too close. He never asks, never reveals-yet somehow sees straight through her. When a mission draws them deep into peril, forced side by side, what once was teasing sharpens into tension. In stolen glances and moonlit silence, desire simmers beneath duty, and silence becomes the loudest agony of all. As truths unravel and enemies close in, the real question isn't whether they can trust each other... It's whether they can afford not to. Written: March 2025- Feb 2026

Here, take some jokes. Mark, Jack, & Felix jokes to be exact. Book #1

Just a hilarious and light hearted My Hero Academia Oneshot about Todoroki's secret hamster, Soba and his best friend, Another student's secret hamster... WHAAAAATTT? There's another hamster??? What is going oooonnnn???? Read to find out what his name is and why these two are ... Leave votes... and looootttttzzzzz of comments too ♡♡♡ Can't vouch for the hilarious part of the book though... I'm used to writing angst, but let's see, hehe... ♡Author-Chan does not know what she is doing♡ Enjoy! ✿

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Arzoo knows everything about cycles. The 28-day skin cycle, the cycle of the seasons, and the predictable cycle of her own bad luck. !! All she wants is for her PIH to disappear and for her life to finally start looking like a Pinterest board. She just has to Wait for the Fade. But when Aditya-the guy who has always been a goofy ball of sunshine (and the die hard fan of old school Bollywood romance), becomes the only person who sees her at 2 AM without her "armor" on, things get complicated. Between the bickering over coffee and the heavy silence of things left unsaid, Arzoo realizes that some things aren't meant to fade. Some things are meant to leave a mark. ​ Aditya: "Is that... green goop on your face?" Arzoo: "It's a French green clay mask, stupid. It's called self-care. You should try it, maybe it'll extract some of that infectious energy from your soul, that you use to keep bothering me!" Aditya: (Stepping closer nonchalantly) "I think I'll stick to myself. It's less messy." Arzoo: (Heartbeat: predictably fast) "Your loss." Let's get in this "Very Predictable" journey of Arzoo and Aditya as things start getting unpredictable real quick ! If you are looking for some slow burning intense scenes, lots of emotions ready to come handy and a whole lot of thrashing pillows and screaming, you are at the correct place ! Let this story of a secret crush, hidden emotions and fast heartbeats take you on a rollercoaster ride !

The second book of cozy and whimsical quotes from Adam Randal Young. Now including a pinch of memes and "You Know You're A HootOwl When..."! Laugh, cry and be inspired. Enjoy. *ALL RIGHTS TO ADAM YOUNG

Two completely "normal" highschool kids (Leo and Jason) are both having a hard time after dealing with their recent breakups , will they fall for each other or will they stay alone?

Headcannons about PJO. Suggestions are considered and excepted. Not the best summary, but the headcannons should be better.

Massachusetts gets a text from his friend Nevada telling him to come see him at his house but yet a party is happening but either way he stops what he's doing and goes since he has nothing better to do. wonder how this will affect their relationship! Characters - Massachusetts(Christopher Taylor) -Nevada(Sebastian Cole Jonson) -Kentucky (quinceton cutler) - New York(Nolan) -Texas -Maryland (Emillie rose) Massachusetts goes to Nevada's house because Nevada asked let see what come up his ass and bangs him in the ass😂😂

Pics that I found hilarious

Based on the show Martha Speaks, Martha has always been in love with Jane [Helen from the show] and she plans to be Just. Like. Jane. She copies all of Jane's moves and plans to kill Jane so she can be The Real Jane. But soon Martha realizes this isn't what she should do. Then what? Read to find out. (We said it was based on the show we never said it was like the actual show)

𝐑𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐤𝐥𝐚 (𝟐𝟓 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝) He is a chef and owner of the new restaurant in area Munch Bites. Known for his charming and narcissistic nature, he and his family absolutely hate Verma Family because they think they have captured their land illegally. 𝐀𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐚 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 (𝟐𝟓 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝) She is Maths Teacher in a school by profession. She is respectful, calm and shy in nature. She also very much walks on the footsteps of her parents and hates the Shukla Family by her core because they have illegally held possession on their land. ***** Tropes: Enemies to Lovers Family Rivalry Neighbour Romance Romantic Comedy

Handbook, Reminders, do's and Don'ts. Follow the rules, or else lose your job. kidding! break the rules and spend a night in The Fridge.

It's exactly what the title says, just something fun that I thought of at 3 am! I hereby present you the amazing Haikyuu content that everyone needs! :D ~Enjoy~

Rolf Seiber and Erika Werner have been best friends since childhood. They've been through Hell together, and they do everything together, including... getting married? After Rolf gambles all of his money away, and Erika's apartment burns down, they find themselves in a dire need of a quick solution. An inheritance provides that solution... with conditions. He needs a wife, she needs a roof over her head. And best friends always help each other out. Though marriage is a big step for anybody, especially for two people who've never even kissed, the solution is easy when they already love one another. Too bad neither of them realize it, or have the guts to admit it.