Hopoffmydick Stories

Buckle your seat belts cuz this is gonna be a wild ride my friends. Honestly I have no clue what the story line to this is. The first like 4 chapters are just random shit and then some sort of story is partially developed. I'm trying to make it readable, and hopefully succeeding. Here's a kinda summary type thing: La-a (Ladasha) has a weird obsession with Alex from target. Alex does not have a weird obsession with her. La-a upsets Alex and he tries to get back at her. Along the way, troubling figures from Alex's past come to haunt him. La-a has troubles seeing that how she feels is kinda creepy. This story is shit, so idk you decide if it's even worth anyone's time. Bye.

+ The title says it all I believe + This book contains a lot of thing that can be considered dark: Humor Poetry Stories Satanic things Puns Etc. Do Not Get triggered by Jokes. We're all going to hell.