Humorous Stories

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

The message that must be heard by the masses right now ! cannot wait another second. You have. to read it, then you have to share it with as many people as you possibly can.

After a bad breakup, you meet Hugh Morris and unexpectedly, you INSTANTLY fall in love! Awooga! Hopefully nobody stands in your way.

New characters,a new adventure,and new memories. This story is a funny,action packed,tale.From visiting new places,to meeting new friends.To Paradise Island! is the best story you may have ever read. (So here is a song about it,if it was an intro of a cartoon.Based on Tiny Toon adventures.Look it up) Mr.D:We're tiny... Vicky:We're toony... Everyone:We're all a little looney,and in this cartoony,we're invading your TV! Mr.D and Vicky:We're comic dispensers... Mr.D:We crack up all the censors... Everyone:On our adventures get a dose of comedy! So in Cartoon World ,it's a whole wide world apart,it stands alone,our home sweet home,a cartoon work of art! Jestah:The scripts were rejected,so expect the unexpected... Everyone:In this adventure,it's about to start! Mr.D:Here's Jestah... Vicky:And Vicky... Mr.D:And her sister's Yicky... Everyone:Fatty's(Fantoccio)unlucky,and Gogo(Dribodod)is insane! We're tiny,we're toony,we're all a little looney It's time for our adventures,come and join the fun! Mr.D and Vicky:And now our song is done! (Enjoy! :3 (More stories\adventures in the future! ;) ) (PS:I do NOT own any of these characters except Mr.D,Vicky,and Yicky.The others are from Nintendo\Gamefreak\Creatures(Pokemon and Mario),SEGA,DC\Art Baltazar,Billie Bust Up,Popee the Preformer,(PSS:This story involves some YouTube creators)Shiloh and Bros,Forever Nenaa,Jaiden Animations,CaptainSauce,Markiplier,SMG4,and Luigikid

A spiritual, mostly fictional adventure, which takes place in both the 3rd and 4th dimension . . . and perhaps occasionally in the 5th. Under the umbrella of Mother Earth---School of Learning, Freewill Zone---the story, rather than looking at us as Souls (though of course we are) looks at us as though we are Developing Souls. Cleaning house. Cleaning up our act. Upgrading. Two of the six main characters have an opportunity to defeat death . . .

Four teens and a college student are thrown into the midst of an otherworldly civil war when shadowy monsters - known as the Volken - open up temporary portals around their home town, leading them to a fantasy world. After they find themselves wrapped up in a prophecy that requires them to end the war from all corners of the battlefield, they must find a way to play their part before they can return home. This book tells the story of all five main characters' perspectives (with a few side perspectives here and there) as they venture about the treacherous world of Frubana and learn about the magical, resilient enemies they are pinned up against. Cursing, violence, and death found within.

Four girls. One wild campus. Infinite chai breaks. Join Meher as she stumbles (literally) into college life, chaos, and a brand-new tribe. With Tara's sass, Mira's neat-freak meltdowns, and Zoya's smoothie-fueled energy-college just got interesting. Friendships are made, rules are broken, and nothing goes as planned. Because sometimes, sweet memories begin with awkward hellos and spilled fries.

PERCY JACKSON FANFICTION! Percy Jackson belongs to RICK RIORDAN NOME Eat a Popcorn! 🍿🍿🍿 @all rights reserved

Colby Blanchard had it all… Head cheerleader. Popular friends. Hottest date and a no-brainer for Homecoming Court. Colby’s got a nearly-perfect life – ask anybody. … until she gets bit. Some random vamp gets his fangs into her, and suddenly everything’s different. She’s different. To make matters worse, she’s only a half-blood vampire, not a full one. Now, instead of Homecoming Queen who rules the school, she’s a mongrel of the vampire community – and they’re giving her just one week to justify her existence, or they’ll “relieve her of her undead status”. She gets the feeling that doesn't mean just kicking her out of their clique. And she thought getting into college was going to be her biggest problem. With the clock ticking, Colby has to prove herself by finding the Rogue Vampire who tried to turn her. Colby discovers some unlikely allies – like Thomas, a Vampire Investigator who would be really hot if he weren't the guy most likely to kill her when her number’s up. Read Book 2, Fangs for Freaks on Wattpad!

ALL ABOUT THEM ZODIACS! THESE ZODIACS CAME FROM SPACE BUT SOMEHOW GOT TURNED INTO HUMANS AND WERE PLACED ON EARTH! 24 IN TOTAL. 12 BOYS 12 GIRLS. TWO FOR EACH ZODIAC. THE PAIRS ARE RELATED BECAUSE THEY'RE SIBLINGS. ENJOY.

I made this name generator since I freaking love these things. Enjoy!

Di usia 40-an, aku pikir aku sudah kebal oleh hidup. Sudah melewati drama keluarga, mengasuh anak, pindah negara, sekolah lagi... Apa lagi yang bisa membuatku gugup? Ternyata jawabannya sederhana: sebuah kursi bus dan seorang pria yang terlalu tenang untuk dibiarkan. Namaku Nara, mahasiswi dewasa yang sedang mencoba hidup dengan wajar. Sayangnya, hidup tidak wajar kalau aku duduk terlalu dekat dengan Jisung- dosen senior yang sopan, manis, dan saltingnya seperti mahasiswa baru. Setiap perjalanan kuliah berubah menjadi komedi halus: napas kutahan, tangan kaku, pikiran kacau, dan jantung kerja lembur. Bukan karena romantis. Bukan karena intim. Tapi karena... kami sama-sama takut menyadari sesuatu. Ini cerita tentang kedewasaan, ke-gugup-an yang tak pernah hilang, dan momen-momen kecil yang lucu- yang diam-diam membuat hidup terasa muda lagi.

My name is Aubrey Ross. When I was 7 years old my parents died in a car accident. I have no other living relatives except my aunt Lily so I started to live with her. She was a photographer and a very famous one. We would move every month so she could photograph someone's wedding or something. Moving meant new places which meant new schools which meant new people. But I had stopped trying to make friends a long time ago. We're in New York and I'm attending some high school that I will only be in for a month. One day I'm the new kid then the next day this other kid comes to the school. Girls say he's drop-dead gorgeous and guys want to impress him, but I never see him because he's not in any of my classes. One day while I'm going to the restroom I see him. He is gorgeous with muscles and chocolate brown eyes, his hair a light brown. For a split second our eyes meet but I quickly turn away and leave. Not realizing my whole life is going to change because of this boy. Only one way to find out what happens... Cover by avaaaxo. #699 in Werewolf-12/16 SEQUEL IS THE NEW WEREWOLF!!

Ketchup-san has been peaking at French Fry-chan since she arrived, but so has Mohammad the Mustard Bottle. French Fry-chan also likes ketchup but she's been waiting for 3 minutes (AGES for french fries) to confess to ketchup-san but the human hasn't started eating their french fries yet.

ᕼI, This book is only to make people open their mouths, show their yellow teeth's and let out an expression called "laugh". I hope I get to see all of ur laughing faces or at least smiling though this book Because......... "Life is short , so live it happily". ~~me~~ And always remember to- ☞︎ Stay safe And.... ☞ ︎Laugh Out Loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#1 IN ORIGINAL MEMES #50 IN RANDOMSTUFF #7 IN HARRYPOTTERMEMES #16 IN TIMEPASS __________________________ This book features some humorous memes about Harry Potter that I have been making lately. I hope you enjoy it and laugh as hard as my friends did. :D *All memes are original, that is, made by the author*

"Creativity is intelligence having fun." - Albert Einstein An entertainment book for the bored ones. Cover made by @SarahattheDisco168

8 lives . 1 city . A thousand emotions. In the heart of Mumbai , where the sun kisses the sea and the deep blue sky kisses those beneath , 8 lives cross paths . 8 lives entangled . 8 young hearts yearning to be seen , felt , heard and loved . 8 young lives drowning in each other with rivalry , secrets and friendship somehow letting the fruits of young love blooming in between . 1st year semester students choosing between dil , dosti and dreams . Read Dil , GPA AUR DOSTI.