Humorous Stories

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Tanah is a loner. He doesn't interact much nor talk a lot, leading him to his solitude. Because of that, he was often known as an introvert or a mute. As they grow up, will there be changes? Will Tanah be able to get closer with his brothers? Does their bond as Septuplets continue? Or will they be separated? No matter what, Tanah will try to change. He will learn to adapt to his surroundings. Nothing will stop him even if there are obstacles he will encounter along the way. Story Cover updated! Drawn by me!

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Beauty is everywhere. But you must learn to see it. A collection of fictional poems. **All poems are written by me so please do not steal or take credit for them

This is a satire inspired the great George Orwell's "Animal Farm" but with a lighter ending like Kurt Vonnegut would do in his novels like "The Sirens Of Titan". Somewhere in a small forest, just out of city limits, is an angry little sparrow who learns what an economy is by observing the humans. He puts those capitalistic methods to practice with the Oak Trees' natural acorn production cycles to take advantage of the Squirrels with debt and interest. The little sparrow uses the help of the other birds to make his economy the best in any forest!

random shitty poems i wrote when i was bored

What would happen if one could see my mind? Wierd question that is for homework, don't you think? Well, probably nothing cause my mind is not too interesting for others to see. I am a fine teenager living out my best life. My life is going so well that I don't feel sad now. That's a great thing, right? But oh well, I won't want anyone to see my mind, though, because sometimes it gets a little restless. Wierd thoughts come to me from time to time, thoughts that should not come. Oh, but that does not matter cause I am fine. Right?

When Willow Mayfair's life falls apart, her mother brings her to Briar Cove, the coastal town where she grew up. Living with Rebecca's childhood friend, a new world filled with love, excitement, and friendship opens up for both of them. This story is for everybody who also dreams of a fairy tale and won't care if the "knights" were a little dirty. "Grab a bunch of broken misfits, chuck them in a tribe, add some glitter and loads of weird-ass garbage, voila, you've got yourself a fairy tale... kinda... just... you know... minus the fairies..." Paisley Davenport This story is my happy place; I do not plan on ever finishing it. It will go on and on like a soapie. I might break it up into volumes later. This book is ideal for forgetting the world and becoming best friends with the characters. Please Note:- I'm currently rewriting this story to edit and enhance parts. I'm also breaking up long chapters. Though the reading flow will not be broken, the chapter numbers will become out of sync at the border between old and new. ♫ Genre: Slice of Life/Romance/Humour This is a slow-burn journey through love and life, filled with an array of beloved characters, their sad moments, happy moments and a multitude of bat-sh#t crazy moments. P.S.: This is not a fairy tale... ♫ This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. TW: Please be advised that this story contains references to violence (sexual and other), drugs, anxiety, mental health issues, abuse and other possibly upsetting themes. Reader discretion is advised. I reserve all rights to my stories. Please do not copy or use my work anywhere without my permission. Thank you.

Haru was a shy boy While Kai was a social butterfly. The two are different or complete opposites. But what if the social butterfly took a liking to the reserved boy? -Inspired by Glue (Beabadoobee)- Warning: Includes sensitive topics of loneliness and ptsd

Reagan Belrose has a problem, and it isn't midterms, like everyone else's. For months, she's been dreaming about the same man. Vividly. In her dreams, he knows her. Teases her. Calls her wife with an ease that feels less fictional and more... remembered. She tells herself it's harmless, just an overactive imagination stitched together from late nights and romantic novels. Until she walks straight into him on campus. That same face. ....those same eyes and an infuriatingly steady presence. Except this version doesn't look at her like he knows her or soften at the edges when she speaks. If anything, he looks mildly annoyed she exists. The resemblance ends at appearance. His charm is replaced with cool detachment. His warmth with cutting restraint. And whatever dream-version tenderness she'd grown embarrassingly used to? Completely absent. They take an instant dislike to each other. Or at least, that's what they insist on... But then they keep running into each other, and every encounter sharpens the tension.... irritation laced with something dangerously familiar. Because the more she watches him, the more certain she becomes of one thing: He moves like the man in her dreams. And sometimes, just sometimes... he looks at her like he's trying not to recognise something too. Is it a coincidence? Psychological projection? Or a trick of an exhausted mind? Only one way to find out....

.✦| The spectre grows bored with their experimental world when all the players grow hopeless so they decide to get rid of their creations with one final round. To be spared the m/c agrees to a deal. Now the m/c must go through the cycle again with a new batch of survivors. Not revealing to any of them that he has played these games before. ·········──── ฅ the cover for this book is not mine ฅ This story may be ooc and not the best writing. ฅ m/c will use he/him pronouns + widely inspired by Nikolai Gogol from bungo stray dogs

New characters,a new adventure,and new memories. This story is a funny,action packed,tale.From visiting new places,to meeting new friends.To Paradise Island! is the best story you may have ever read. (So here is a song about it,if it was an intro of a cartoon.Based on Tiny Toon adventures.Look it up) Mr.D:We're tiny... Vicky:We're toony... Everyone:We're all a little looney,and in this cartoony,we're invading your TV! Mr.D and Vicky:We're comic dispensers... Mr.D:We crack up all the censors... Everyone:On our adventures get a dose of comedy! So in Cartoon World ,it's a whole wide world apart,it stands alone,our home sweet home,a cartoon work of art! Jestah:The scripts were rejected,so expect the unexpected... Everyone:In this adventure,it's about to start! Mr.D:Here's Jestah... Vicky:And Vicky... Mr.D:And her sister's Yicky... Everyone:Fatty's(Fantoccio)unlucky,and Gogo(Dribodod)is insane! We're tiny,we're toony,we're all a little looney It's time for our adventures,come and join the fun! Mr.D and Vicky:And now our song is done! (Enjoy! :3 (More stories\adventures in the future! ;) ) (PS:I do NOT own any of these characters except Mr.D,Vicky,and Yicky.The others are from Nintendo\Gamefreak\Creatures(Pokemon and Mario),SEGA,DC\Art Baltazar,Billie Bust Up,Popee the Preformer,(PSS:This story involves some YouTube creators)Shiloh and Bros,Forever Nenaa,Jaiden Animations,CaptainSauce,Markiplier,SMG4,and Luigikid

The Doctor stops off at the end of the universe, but is more than a little surprised to find that he isn't the only Doctor with this idea, and that he and all his other selves are soon trapped there by an unknown entity. (This story does have a plot, but it's basically an excuse for all of the Doctors to argue with each other, and who doesn't want that?)

remember remember the 5th of November the gunpowder treason and plot I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot this story follows 23 yr old y/n and a masked vigilante will they tear one another to bits or put eachother together again

a huge variety of poetry.

This may not be the most interesting topic but i am happy to share what i have done :) Hope you like it!

I hope you like this hilarious joke book! :D

Laugh. I know you just did. (THE FUNNIEST ONES START ON PAGE 90)