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When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

PERCY JACKSON FANFICTION! Percy Jackson belongs to RICK RIORDAN NOME Eat a Popcorn! 🍿🍿🍿 @all rights reserved

New characters,a new adventure,and new memories. This story is a funny,action packed,tale.From visiting new places,to meeting new friends.To Paradise Island! is the best story you may have ever read. (So here is a song about it,if it was an intro of a cartoon.Based on Tiny Toon adventures.Look it up) Mr.D:We're tiny... Vicky:We're toony... Everyone:We're all a little looney,and in this cartoony,we're invading your TV! Mr.D and Vicky:We're comic dispensers... Mr.D:We crack up all the censors... Everyone:On our adventures get a dose of comedy! So in Cartoon World ,it's a whole wide world apart,it stands alone,our home sweet home,a cartoon work of art! Jestah:The scripts were rejected,so expect the unexpected... Everyone:In this adventure,it's about to start! Mr.D:Here's Jestah... Vicky:And Vicky... Mr.D:And her sister's Yicky... Everyone:Fatty's(Fantoccio)unlucky,and Gogo(Dribodod)is insane! We're tiny,we're toony,we're all a little looney It's time for our adventures,come and join the fun! Mr.D and Vicky:And now our song is done! (Enjoy! :3 (More stories\adventures in the future! ;) ) (PS:I do NOT own any of these characters except Mr.D,Vicky,and Yicky.The others are from Nintendo\Gamefreak\Creatures(Pokemon and Mario),SEGA,DC\Art Baltazar,Billie Bust Up,Popee the Preformer,(PSS:This story involves some YouTube creators)Shiloh and Bros,Forever Nenaa,Jaiden Animations,CaptainSauce,Markiplier,SMG4,and Luigikid

When Willow Mayfair's life falls apart, her mother brings her to Briar Cove, the coastal town where she grew up. Living with Rebecca's childhood friend, a new world filled with love, excitement, and friendship opens up for both of them. This story is for everybody who also dreams of a fairy tale and won't care if the "knights" were a little dirty. "Grab a bunch of broken misfits, chuck them in a tribe, add some glitter and loads of weird-ass garbage, voila, you've got yourself a fairy tale... kinda... just... you know... minus the fairies..." Paisley Davenport This story is my happy place; I do not plan on ever finishing it. It will go on and on like a soapie. I might break it up into volumes later. This book is ideal for forgetting the world and becoming best friends with the characters. Please Note:- I'm currently rewriting this story to edit and enhance parts. I'm also breaking up long chapters. Though the reading flow will not be broken, the chapter numbers will become out of sync at the border between old and new. ♫ Genre: Slice of Life/Romance/Humour This is a slow-burn journey through love and life, filled with an array of beloved characters, their sad moments, happy moments and a multitude of bat-sh#t crazy moments. P.S.: This is not a fairy tale... ♫ This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. TW: Please be advised that this story contains references to violence (sexual and other), drugs, anxiety, mental health issues, abuse and other possibly upsetting themes. Reader discretion is advised. I reserve all rights to my stories. Please do not copy or use my work anywhere without my permission. Thank you.

Hi y'all! Want some entertainment? Fret not! I have specially created this (due to lack of motivation)! So sit back, relax and enjoy! Note: I am not so free bc I have to deal with my routine like going to school.

Emily isn't normal. Why? because she is half witch half werewolf. She's a powerful and gifted girl with no family or pack which isn't very promising for a sixteen year old teenager. All her life she has been lied too and now, lets just say some shit is about to go down and soon. But what will happen when she gets sent into care? How will she survive public school for the first time? and how will she react when she finds out that the lady she now has to live with is the mother to her mate? and that her mate is sleeping a room away every night? But, how will she cope when he manages to bring back memories that should of stayed buried? READ ON TO FIND OUT!

🎬 Kidnapped Romance YouTube Channel: UCb0EOwy75EU8UQVbvkI-H8A ⚠️ An innocent beauty... and a famished beast. She was running. Branches slapped her cheeks, the gnarled root of an old tree suddenly caught her foot- She crashed to the forest floor with a gasp. The pain shot through her ankle like a blade, but she didn't stop. She pushed herself back up and ran again. A low-hanging branch snagged her veil-rip! Grazed her shoulder too. Still, she ran. Her breath came in broken gasps. She glanced over her shoulder. No one. Only the sound- Heavy thuds. Boots crushing dried leaves behind her. Her bare feet bled as she stepped on a brittle twig. She winced, stumbled, but didn't stop. Her heart was beating in her ears. Louder. Louder. She bit down on her lower lip, tasting blood. Suddenly- Thump! She crashed into something hard. "Ow!" she gasped and staggered back, thinking it was a tree. But it moved. A towering figure was in front. She froze. Then- "No!" she whimpered, trying to back away. Too late. A brutal tug on her hair jerked her head back. "Where to?" His voice was low and cold, his hand clenched tightly in her hair. "Leave me!" she screamed, struggling violently. He started dragging her. "Let go of me!" She fought back, landing a weak punch on his stomach. "Bitch," he spat. "Shut up before I loose all my patience with you." And then- He flung her up and threw her over his shoulder like a sack. In the moonlight, he looked some big bad Werewolf. "Put me down!" she cried, punching his back, clawing-but his skin felt like stone beneath her fingernails. He halted again. And dropped her. She hit the dry ground. Before she could crawl away, he knelt beside her- Then straddled her, his shadow engulfing hers. "No," she whispered, going deathly pale. Eyes wide. Lips trembling. Heart shattering inside her chest. An innocent beauty... A famished beast. ⚠️ This isn't just romance. It's survival. 🥇#1 in Spiritual - many times. Alh

An asset to President Ann Kinji in the past, Serena is snatched in Germany and brought back to the United States for a covert mission run by former government agents. As the case draws her ever closer to the conspiracy to kill the president, she reaches out to the criminally insane for help, sinking deeper and deeper into a rabbit hole where the bodies are piling up and nothing is as it seems. Is there hope for this divided nation riddled with conspiracies, power-hungry government and criminal politicians? Can Serena save the day with her unlikely cast of vigilante and rogue agent heroes?

This is a satire inspired the great George Orwell's "Animal Farm" but with a lighter ending like Kurt Vonnegut would do in his novels like "The Sirens Of Titan". Somewhere in a small forest, just out of city limits, is an angry little sparrow who learns what an economy is by observing the humans. He puts those capitalistic methods to practice with the Oak Trees' natural acorn production cycles to take advantage of the Squirrels with debt and interest. The little sparrow uses the help of the other birds to make his economy the best in any forest!

Bucky is finally free from Hydra and Hydra is finally destroyed thanks to the advengers. Bucky can niw live his new life as an advenger with his bestfriend Steve. Bucky starts fresh but he still has nightmares about how much people he killed. Steve always help him through it and never leaves his side because they are pals till the end of the line. There's just one problem they didn't take care of....... The advengers thought Hydra was no longer but boy were they wrong. Hydra just needed some time to finish they new weapon since Bucky got away. They trained the weapon to kill and aim. The weapon killed many people in there life because of Hydra and 'it' wants to stop killing. Of course it can't because Hydra keeps putti g stuff into 'its' mind and any time 'its' on a mission, they attach a bomb that can trigger if 'it' trys to escape. Bucky try's to find out who this new weapon is and how Hydra's still alive. While Bucky's at it, he notices that the new weapon killed more innocent citizens then him so he knows the weapons more advanced then him when he was apart of Hydra. When they finally find the hydra base and try to destroy it, they will have some BIG trouble on the way. They finally get to meet the new weapon but it wasn't what they were expecting. Really Bucky. The weapon was much stronger, faster, and stealthy then Bucky but that just means 'it' was more scared, weak, and frightened then him. Bucky try's to help the new weapon because he knows how it feels to be kept hostage and alone without help. It's terrifying. Will he fall for the new weapon while he's at 'it' or will he end up killing 'it'. What will happen when the advengers know that Hydra still stands? What happens when there are so many people getting killed but they have no idea who's causing it? Will they find the cause of the murder? Will they find the murder? What will Bucky do about the new weapon they have? I don't own the advengers so give me no credit but I own the weapon so thank you!

I have taken the HORRIBLE, AWFUL, Ratatouille rip off, Ratatoing, and rewritten it to make it not so... terrible. In my version, Marcel is a complete jerk, and a horrible boss. He's lazy, and does the one thing that rats are not supposed to do: steal from humans. I've made the characters have more 3 dimensional personality traits, and given the story an actual plot with funny jokes. Is it perfect? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Is it better than the original? Yes. I mean to be fair, literally anything is better than that absolute brain rot. This took me like 5 months to write, I'd love for you to give it a read man. 😭 Cover is based on Ratatoing cover. Plot and characters based off Ratatoing.

Tinkerbell is a fairy like human, she's the size of a regular human, but with magical fairy powers. Peter Pan is a young boy who can fly. Tinkerbell and Peter Pan are high school students at Neverland High. They've been best friends for forever. Peter is dealing with the pain of a breakup with Wendy Darling. Tinkerbell is dealing with the pain of the boy she loves not loving her back. But what happens when Peter suddenly sees Tinkerbell in a different light? Will Tinkerbell finally have a shot at being with Peter? Find out in "Neverland Love" Cover art is not mine

"She's a good girl, that hasn't been caught~ Morgan " Alexis is the quiet loner girl who sits at the back of the class, hood up, earphones in and is supposedly the good girl. Morgan is the Spanish god of a bad boy of the school who has girls crowding around him, drives a motorbike and wears a black leather jacket. Typical bad boy. Oh, did I mention Morgan's a gang leader? Did I also mention that Alexis not who she say she is? It's almost like a destructive love.

6 best friends find out that they are the long lost heirs to the six elemental kingdoms: fire, air, earth, water, lightning, and space. Long ago, these kingdoms had succumbed to darkness, one of the two ancient elements that had come long before the others. However, once its equal element, light, saved the kingdoms and defeated the darkness, it swore to rise once again. Fast forward 17 years later, these two elements have been reincarnated. Let's see what happens next... *Disclaimer: I only own the plot, the characters, and the places in the story! There will be multiple references to pop culture!* *Cover credits to the creator of this photo!* (A/N: Sorry in advance, but there are a lot of swear words in this because one of the characters does it a lot!)

These are fan-made "The am Amazing World of Gumball" episodes.

Loneliness is a tragic and essential part of life that everyone on Earth has experienced at least at one point in their lives. Whether they want to admit to it or show it, they have. Harmony Hampton has never really talked about it to anyone. Not even to her best friend, Simon. She's had to keep it in for quite a while. Luckily, she's almost done with all that alarmingly petty high-school drama. Heading off to the uni, with Simon, she hopes to turn her back to all that nonsense. In the summer of her graduation, she lands herself in the spotlight British paps... Not that she necessarily enjoys it. Her lonely past gets shoved behind her, as a result, or so she hopes. That's one of the very few pros to the very many cons there is to being harassed by the merciless English press and paparazzi. The frankly rude and infamous British paps care more about who Harmony is with 24/7 than her own wants. Harmony's privacy is selfishly snatched away from her and she won't put up with it at all. Her crippling past shapes her present and future, because she found her voice in it. Her past will, however, come back again and again. It's just as stubborn as Harmony is. Harmony is almost as typical as teenager gets, with raging obsessions over hugely popular boy-bands such as One Direction and her own dance career. She also has her not-so-typical side, her passion for super-geeky shows like Doctor Who and Merlin. Never mind her appearance. Her profile oozes normality, yet a special someone senses more to her...

Ever heard of food professing love ? Some funny food for thought.

Some people wake up to sunshine and good vibes. Serene Carter wakes up to missed alarms, coffee stains, and a chronic streak of bad luck that follows her like a loyal dog. Life was already chaotic enough... then came him. Zane Blackwood. CEO. Heartless. Annoyingly good-looking. And now... her boss. When Serene lands a job at Blackwood Capital, she's just trying to survive corporate life without getting fired or crying in office bathrooms. But Zane? He seems to have made it his personal mission to test her patience-one cold stare and sarcastic remark at a time. She talks back when she probably shouldn't. He notices her more than he should. They both deny the tension brewing between them... until ignoring it isn't an option anymore. What starts with hate, awkward silences, and workplace tension might just take a turn neither of them saw coming. Because sometimes... falling for your cold, emotionally unavailable boss is the worst kind of accident. Or maybe... the best one.