Humorous Stories

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

What would happen if one could see my mind? Wierd question that is for homework, don't you think? Well, probably nothing cause my mind is not too interesting for others to see. I am a fine teenager living out my best life. My life is going so well that I don't feel sad now. That's a great thing, right? But oh well, I won't want anyone to see my mind, though, because sometimes it gets a little restless. Wierd thoughts come to me from time to time, thoughts that should not come. Oh, but that does not matter cause I am fine. Right?

New characters,a new adventure,and new memories. This story is a funny,action packed,tale.From visiting new places,to meeting new friends.To Paradise Island! is the best story you may have ever read. (So here is a song about it,if it was an intro of a cartoon.Based on Tiny Toon adventures.Look it up) Mr.D:We're tiny... Vicky:We're toony... Everyone:We're all a little looney,and in this cartoony,we're invading your TV! Mr.D and Vicky:We're comic dispensers... Mr.D:We crack up all the censors... Everyone:On our adventures get a dose of comedy! So in Cartoon World ,it's a whole wide world apart,it stands alone,our home sweet home,a cartoon work of art! Jestah:The scripts were rejected,so expect the unexpected... Everyone:In this adventure,it's about to start! Mr.D:Here's Jestah... Vicky:And Vicky... Mr.D:And her sister's Yicky... Everyone:Fatty's(Fantoccio)unlucky,and Gogo(Dribodod)is insane! We're tiny,we're toony,we're all a little looney It's time for our adventures,come and join the fun! Mr.D and Vicky:And now our song is done! (Enjoy! :3 (More stories\adventures in the future! ;) ) (PS:I do NOT own any of these characters except Mr.D,Vicky,and Yicky.The others are from Nintendo\Gamefreak\Creatures(Pokemon and Mario),SEGA,DC\Art Baltazar,Billie Bust Up,Popee the Preformer,(PSS:This story involves some YouTube creators)Shiloh and Bros,Forever Nenaa,Jaiden Animations,CaptainSauce,Markiplier,SMG4,and Luigikid

Accidentally matched on a dating app , one falls first and other falls harder 🎆 One is hellbent to not fall in love with other 💔 while the other lovingly caves a warm place in other one's heart❤️‍🔥Will this unfateful accident change their fates forever and is the world ready to witness this epic love story ?💫

Jameria & Nixian's story

When listening to bed time stories turns into gossipping with a cup of coffee.. Turns out my grandma is a master :DD I've decided to share some stories with y'all, cuz I find them hella interesting!

"Don't look at him. Don't talk to him. Don't even listen to his music." Aly Sophia Caitlyn here, yes I'm back, life's great.. It was awesome for two years. Yes I have problems like anxiety and insomnia and.. Slight depression but still I love my life with the boys.. Until.. everything fell back again.. And your heart destroys in millions of pieces. Why? Because you fall in love.. I'm 21 years old now. And I just fell in love with one of the weirdest person on earth. I'm sorry I couldn't follow your rule Andy.

Elia and David first meet at her family's Korean BBQ restaurant. She overhears David insulting her sister Jane. Indignant and angry, she almost spills a bowl of hot soup on his lap. Later, they meet again at her church in San Francisco. She thinks he's an arrogant jerk who thinks he's better than everyone else, and he believes she is a gold-digger with no morals. Finally, sparks fly when they meet for the third time at the international engineering and construction firm where she works, and both are unsettled and intrigued by one another. Inspired by Pride and Prejudice, Pride and Five Troubles is about Korean-American sisters who must navigate through a maze of overbearing relatives, troubles with men they love, and their insecurities and prejudices. Will they find love and happiness?

A love story? Nahh... Absolutely not! on the contrary, a humorous tell tale of a young girl with her bodyguard who is stationed to be with her everywhere because of her carelessness and mischief with her best friend. Just the life of a 15 year old Kishika Sharma who attracts trouble like a magnet and walks into trouble like a person walks in a grocery store accompanied with her best friend, Nidhi Kapoor. With her 27 year old bodyguard, Dhruva Singh, who has to follow her everywhere because of the dangers that lurked around her because of her father's high position in government and business, she gets even more rebellious. As Dhruva starts his job as her bodyguard he regrets his life decisions several times over and over when he sees her antics and has to pull her out like a toddler being dragged by their mother while they're screaming for a toy they are asking for. "surely she can be fine without me for a few minutes right?" he thinks, turning to get a drink from the nearby store when he hears a distant scream and immediately looks back. "MUMMYYYYY BACHAAOOOO" Kishika was running frantically on the sidewalk as a dog chased her, barking loudly. "utha le re deva mereko!" he ran towards her.

.✦| The spectre grows bored with their experimental world when all the players grow hopeless so they decide to get rid of their creations with one final round. To be spared the m/c agrees to a deal. Now the m/c must go through the cycle again with a new batch of survivors. Not revealing to any of them that he has played these games before. ·········──── ฅ the cover for this book is not mine ฅ This story may be ooc and not the best writing. ฅ m/c will use he/him pronouns + widely inspired by Nikolai Gogol from bungo stray dogs

THE STORY IS ON HOLD! WILL CONTINUE LATER. --- "Divi, I love you. I know... I should have realized this years ago. I was such a fool. But not anymore. I finally understand how I feel about you. Please-please forgive me. Give us a chance," he blurted out in one breath. I was watching her, waiting desperately for her answer. Honestly, my entire life seemed to hang on it. Will she forgive him? Does she still feel the same way about him? No. No, no. I know my Divi. She wouldn't do that. I'd seen it-the love in her eyes. For me. I didn't even realize I was holding my breath. "Please, Divi, say something. Your silence is scaring me," he pleaded. And then she spoke, her words slicing through my soul, the words felt unreal, as if my own ears were betraying me. "I FORGIVE YOU" My knees started trembling, my eyes felt heavy, I couldn't stand there anymore witnessing the love of my life reciprocating someone else's feelings so- I left. __________________________________________ Divya Sharma : A 16 y/o girl studying in 11th, topper. She's confident, focused and beautiful. She simply accepts the reality of everything. She's a sunshine but still loves to be alone in peace with books and music. She have a rare quality to mend everyone's problems including herself. She lost her parents at a very young age and is broken from inside bearing the accusations and pain given by her own people. Krishiv Mishra : He's 16 y/o studying in 11th grade and the heartrob of his school, attractive, calm, perfect in almost everything. He has always admired his parents relationship but never intended to have one. He never entertained any girl with his charm. His prioritizes are set- friends, family, football, guitar. He has lived in a happy and cheerful family. He never loved any girl until he saw her. _________________________________________ Come join their beautiful and innocent tale *No love triangle* (just clarifying)

Back in the countryside, Andy was notoriously known as a top class delinquent. Having a naturally playful and rebellious nature, he's famous---or rather, infamous---for his pranks frequently involving nasty insects and girls' revolted screams. Except that he was playing a good boy act with his parents around, making them believe that their son was plain and inconspicuous. In Andy's final year of high school, his dad suddenly got promoted and the whole family had to wave goodbye to their old home for a new life in the city. Equipped with his dad's prayers and blessings, Andy began a new chapter of his life in a new school where unwritten rules he had zero clue about existed. His simple naivety led to many embarrassments that he caused himself. To put the icing on the cake, his class monitor claimed to know his secret and decided to use it against him by using wicked means. In a totally different and unfamiliar world, Andy fought to regain his dignity as an ex-delinquent in his final year of high school, at the same time that he tried to hide his biggest secret no living creature had ever known---the fact that he was attracted to other males.

a commemoration of some of the weirdest, fluffiest, and angstiest text exchanges between the nordic countries. [ requests are accepted and encouraged ! some of these are mine, but i have granted credit where it is required! ]

Devastated by his girlfriend's betrayal, Leo's life takes an unexpected turn when, with a little help, he meets someone special. Together they bond over their shared bad day and find joy and laughter in a rock-throwing frenzy. Who new throwing rocks could be so cathartic? It's light hearted, it's funny, and it's heartwarming, honestly such a fun short story to write. I hope you enjoy!

One shot inspired by a post on tumblr in which Harry has a date with a really boring guy. Harry tells his famous jokes, but the date doesn't laugh, instead a guy sitting alone in another table is laughing uncontrollably. His date might have gone home alone, but Harry definitely didn't.

After a bad breakup, you meet Hugh Morris and unexpectedly, you INSTANTLY fall in love! Awooga! Hopefully nobody stands in your way.

Mackenzie has always loved the beach, but when her dad drowns while teaching her how to surf. She slowly starts to hate the beach. Until she can't stand it, one day her friends decide to drag her to the beach, to surf. She surfs only to make her friends happy, but ends up meeting Emmett- a strong willed boy who at first seems to be perfect. But how can someone be so perfect without having his own dark secrets.

Money. Power. Fame. When a supernatural being knocks at your door and offers you three wishes to change your life, you're damn sure to choose one of those. Who wouldn't? After accidentally summoning a demon in her kitchen, single mother Yuki Rin makes a wish that changes her life. Kuros, an alpha Demon, standing awkwardly in a well-lit kitchen, has the worst luck of the century. He is bound to grant any three wishes Yuki demands. But he never imagined that he would be leaving the dungeons of Hell to babysit her three-year-old son. Not able to use black magic against her, he can only break this ridiculous contract by tasting her blood - with her consent. All he needs to do is seduce her, but that proves much more complicated than Kuros expects. [THE DEMON BABYSITTER COMIC BOOK AND FULL BOOK AVAILABLE ONLY ON TAPAS] [Word count: 33,100 words]