Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

J'me rappelle pas du moment exact où tout a basculé. Peut-être parce qu'au début, rien avait l'air étrange. Ma vie, elle était simple. Bordélique, ouais, mais normale. J'avais mes petites sœurs qui hurlaient pour une brosse à cheveux, ma mère qui gueulait pour rien, mon père qui parlait tout seule, et Jibril, mon grand frère, toujours dans son coin. J'étais une fille comme les autres. Pas parfaite, pas sage, pas obéissante. Mais pas mauvaise non plus. J'vivais. J'rêvais. J'avais mes potes, mes envies, mes combats dans la tête. Et pendant que j'vivais, eux, ils préparaient. Dans le silence. Dans mon dos. Ils avaient choisi. Lui, il existait déjà dans leurs discussions. Il avait un prénom, un visage, un plan. Mais pas pour moi. Pas encore. Moi, j'savais rien. Je rigolais dans la cour du lycée. Je me plaignais de la cantine. Je postais des TikToks sans filtre. Et j'avais aucune idée que bientôt... j'allais perdre le choix

⋆｡˚ ꧁ ꧂ ˚｡⋆ On the night of the sun festival, a mysterious power surges from the sea, drawing the attention of the Saiyan Prince, Vegeta- and the kindhearted Saiyan, Goku. Eager to investigate, they embark on a search that will lead them not to a beast, but to a wounded woman with an unexpected past. As the truth unfolds, Vegeta's long-dormant Saiyan instincts awaken, and a connection forms that he never anticipated- one that could change their fates forever.

Anika:his solded bride · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · Anika is the heroine of our story, facing a troubled childhood in her own home. Unbeknownst to her, she is sold to her enemy's household, hoping for a better life. She longs for understanding and kindness and dreams that her number one enemy will forgive her and accept her. Will Anika find the redemption she seeks, or will her past haunt her forever? --------------------------------------------- {#1.Promise}[29/4/25] {#1.Suffer} [10/6/25] {#1. Spy}[29/7/25] {#2.Betrayel}[23/4/25] {#3.Affection}[1/7/25]

In which 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 tries to keep his brother out of trouble, but ends up finding trouble instead. a harry potter fanfiction oc x oc Book one year one ✅ year two ✅ year three ✅ year four ✅ year five ✅

"Traped But By Whom" I should've never opened that damn book. I died before reaching the final chapter, and now I'm trapped inside it-wearing the face of Rue Sinclaire, the villainess fated to die. In the story, Jayden and Rage were supposed to love Jane. But the truth was filthier, bloodier-Rage only wanted Jayden, and he'd do anything to keep him. Even murder me.i doubt was this a bl novel?? well thanks to truck kun i didnt live to know it I swore I wouldn't get involved. I'd keep my head down. Survive. But the script is wrong. The ending has changed. And now they are circling me like predators, whispering sweet lies with hands that could kill. I don't know which one will destroy me first. I just know I'm already caught

The Butterfly Effect: a situation in which an action or person that does not seem important has a very large effect on future events. Or A situation in which Eveline Jane Watson falls head‑first into a fictional world and, by simply existing, manages to derail events that were supposed to remain fixed in time, dragging chaos, inconvenience, and several migraines into the life of Prince Maekar Targaryen, a man who prefers his world orderly, predictable, and entirely free of strange women who refuse to behave.

Former best friends reunite to plan a show wedding that risks breaking before it even gets going. After a long series of setbacks, the big day comes but complications are not over yet.

𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 .... 𝐀𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐀𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐥- a school going girl studying in 12th grade, who lives every moment like it's the last. She has never been serious about anything, everyone knows her for her non-serious, sweet and lively personality. Often thinks about why people even take stress about the things they can't fix again. 𝐀𝐯𝐲𝐮𝐤𝐭 𝐎𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢- an introvert, ambitious and hard working guy, studying in the 12th grade. Him being the topper everyone expects from him for a great profession, but his dream of becoming a singer has left his parents and everyone else dissapointed. The girl who hated the idea of even happing a crush and the boy who is always focused on his studies, what will happen when their paths will collide? ................................................................. A desi story full of chaos, romance and fun. Have fun reading,sweeties!

Mehr-o-Mah : مہر و ماہ :-The Sun and the Moon ***** She had always believed that love was never meant for her. Even the phrase "let alone" sounded strange as if loving and being loved were luxuries reserved for other people. The feeling of being chosen, cherished, or even noticed in that way felt unfamiliar... almost impossible. But don't they say to expect the unexpected? At her cousin's wedding, between the soft glow of fairy lights, whispered duas, and stolen glances - Zalya Khan came face to face with something she had spent her whole life denying. Or perhaps... someone. Marwan Abbasi. A man of very few words - and even fewer appearances That wedding - and one small interaction - was supposed to be anything but this. Anything but the reason their hearts would begin to feel restless in the quiet of the night. It was only a glance. A few words. A moment that should have faded with the music and lights. But some moments refuse to be ordinary. And then again who has ever truly won against destiny? The tale of Zalya and Marwan -how a girl who believed love was never meant for her crossed paths with a man who never believed in explaining himself. How silence turned into longing. How distance turned into inevitability. How two guarded hearts slowly realized that sometimes, destiny doesn't ask for permission - it simply writes its own story.

Taehyung finds a "weird looking lizard" on the street. Within a week it grows wings and starts breathing glittery fire. The rest of BTS has to pretend it's just a very enthusiastic dog during interviews.

When Calico was only about 6 she met a fairy named Shadow. They became very good friends in a very short time. One day Shadow asked Calico to marry him. Calico, only being 6, told Shadow that when she turned 16 she would. Shadow knowing she'd forget about this made a contract on paper and made Calico sign her name on it.

In the final year of school, eight teenagers find their lives unexpectedly intertwined when a new seating arrangement brings them together in Class 12-C. Alishka Tripathi, a cheerful yet dreamy head girl hiding her secret wish to become an author, returns from hostel life to live with her overprotective brother ARHAAN. Alongside her are her closest friends: Nandini Srivastav, the quiet topper who hides the pain of a broken home behind perfect grades; Samaira Randhawa, the endlessly cheerful girl burdened by the cruel label of being a "curse" after her mother's death; and Vaishali Rathore, bold, fearless, and unapologetically outspoken, who refuses to follow life with a fixed plan. Their lives collide with four boys who each carry their own battles- Agastya Rathore, the respected head boy determined to honor his late army father; Nishchit Randhawa, the charming class favorite suffocating under family pressure to abandon his love for music; Adhiraj Malhotra, a quiet transfer student searching for the childhood friend who once understood him better than anyone; and Arhaan Tripathi, fiercely protective of his sister and constantly clashing with Vaishali and fighting hids own trauma. As friendships deepen and rivalries spark, love slowly blooms between them-through stolen glances, heated arguments, shared secrets, and silent support. Together they navigate the chaos of adolescence, family expectations, broken dreams, and the fear of growing up, discovering that sometimes the most important journeys are not about success or ambition, but about finding the people who make life worth living.

Cette histoire commence par ma mort, mais tout va bien puisque je suis la réincarnation de la Grande Faucheuse. Je m'appelle Enzo et avant d'endosser mon manteau de faucheur, j'étais un ado plutôt normal. Bon, d'accord, il m'arrivait de taper la causette à des fantômes, de là à imaginer que j'étais un passeur d'âme qui se réincarne depuis l'aube de l'humanité... Maintenant que j'ai récupéré ma faux, je dois m'acquitter de ma mission : aider les esprits errants à regagner l'au-delà et faucher les mauvais esprits. Comme si ça n'était pas assez compliqué, un mystérieux Chevalier Noir a volé les souvenirs de mes vies antérieures. Sans ces souvenirs, je dois tout réapprendre et vite, car le Chevalier semble déterminé à me tuer pour de bon. Et après, qui va s'occuper des morts ? Me voilà embarqué dans une folle aventure, à la recherche de mes souvenirs, mais plus j'en apprends sur mes vies passées et plus je me demande... Et si tout était de ma faute ?

A total stranger stepped inside Gio's Deli, the modest Italian sandwich shop in the middle of Downtown Manhattan. He was tall, fidgety and socially awkward, a polar opposite of the overly confident shop owner, Gio Rossi. But he was about to find out that he had more in common with this random guy than he'd have ever guessed. A Gio Rossi short story. Sometime during season 3. Right after episode 3.04 Betty Suarez Land.

His home is two operations at war against each other. Hittie (his name), is born into a life where you're not allowed to think for yourself in order to protect the flawless society. He is an outcast of the faction due to his father's actions of betrayal. Leaving Hittie to be alone. Until he finds himself with the organisation that his traitorous father worked for. This organisation is trying to delay the war for a prophecy to arrive to find the diamond of command to end it all. Will Hittie be able to see the cracks within the prophecy or be pressured to never use his mental autonomy by the people around him? IF YOU'RE AN ARTIST LOOKING FOR COMMISSIONS, YOU WILL NOT FIND THEM HERE, BUZZ OFF!

Shrishti Malhotra, a novelist in her late twenties, has always believed that monsters only exist in the stories she writes..... But soon, strange things begin to happen around her. Dreams that feel too real. Eyes that glow red in the dark. A presence that follows her even when she's awake. Things that shouldn't exist slowly start becoming part of her reality. The more she tries to understand what's happening, the more one terrifying truth begins to surface- Some stories are not meant to stay on paper. And sometimes... the unknown is much closer than we think.....

June 1987. Severus Snape had hoped the school year would finally draw to a close, allowing him to return to the only constants in his life worth cherishing: silence, research, and the blissful absence of other people. Instead, he found himself trapped in a predicament that was, even by his standards, utterly absurd: He was forced to leave Hogwarts. He was compelled to travel. And-as the ultimate cruelty-he was not permitted to do so alone. His trainee-that obstinate, insolently capable young witch who had already transformed the previous year into a trial of endurance-had been assigned to him once more. A decision that Snape, naturally, viewed with profound disapproval. Together, they were thrust into a world far more alien to him than the Dark Arts ever were. A realm of unfamiliar landscapes, unwritten rules, and people who held no regard for the boundaries Snape had so meticulously constructed around himself. And as if that were not challenge enough, he was forced to confront a terrifying truth: the greatest danger was not lurking in the distance-but walking right beside him.

Some misunderstandings last a lifetime. Others just need one more holiday to fix them. Sabrina Quinn has her plan for this holiday all worked out. Step one: Avoid Cole Sumpter. Step two: Definitely avoid Cole Sumpter. This plan flies out the window the moment she sees him, and her heart remembers the boy she spent so many of her happiest moments with. Cole-the boy with the sun-bleached hair, surfer smile, and the annoying ability to act like nothing in the world bothers him-hasn't joined their combined family holidays in 15 months. Which would be fine... if Sabrina didn't still remember exactly how their last holiday together ended-and how much it hurt. Now they're stuck together for one more holiday before their lives change forever. Sabrina is heading into her final year of high school, and Cole is about to start university. Between ridiculous arguments, awkward almost-moments, and a misunderstanding that refuses to die, Sabrina is starting to suspect something dangerous: Maybe Cole isn't as carefree as he pretends. And maybe their story is only just beginning.

In which Zoya Aurora gets married to Nick Kahn. A re-telling of His Unwanted Bride. cover by @soundthealarm