Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

Continuation of Ishq Sufiyana.

𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝕺𝖓𝖊 𝔖𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶: A high-school project gone wrong sends Astraea Aphelion fifteen centuries back in time, where she has to face a world of dragons, magic, and evil sorcerers. Luckily, she is not alone. In between hardships, she finds a sense of home she never knew before. 𝔒𝔯: In which a seventeen-year-old girl from Texas relies on pop-culture to somehow survive medieval Britain. 𝔖𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔠𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡: 1 - 2 𝔓𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤: Arthur Pendragon x fem!OC 𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰: References to mental illness, self-harm, death 𝕮𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖊!

he Neverseen are gone. Peace has finally returned to the Lost Cities... ...or so everyone thinks. When reality itself starts changing, Sophie, Keefe, and the rest of the gang are thrown into a mystery older than the Council itself. Along the way, Keefe discovers a brand new ability, friendships are tested, feelings start changing, and maybe...just maybe...some idiots finally realize they've been in love all along. Pre-Stellarlune | Sokeefe | Mystery | Adventure | Humor |

"I am a very petty human being." "You are a very pretty human being." "I said petty." "And I said pretty." -- In which a wife perfects the art of nonchalance while her husband perfects the art of simping. --

Cia is a 23 year old event manager who just left her dream job for an unknown reason. Around the same time, Cia's bestfriend, Subi gets engaged to her childhood sweetheart. Cia is all set to go back to India from LA and plan a wedding for Subi. But she faces 2 problems: Problem 1: Cia needs a dance instructor to hone her dancing skills for Subi's sangeet. Problem 2: Cia get's entangled in her family's issues. Enter Kabir, the tall, loving and beautiful 24 year old man (and a great dancer too!). How will Cia react to her attraction to Kabir? Will she be in denial? Will she find a way to accept her feelings amongst all family problems? Will Kabir be able show her the brighter side? Discover the answers to all these questions and more by reading the book <3 Strangers to lovers Sunshine mmc Bestfriend's wedding Family

Ceci est la suite du tome 1 😊 J'espère que vous aimerez autant que le tome 1. Bonne lecture les gens !

For years , Zhi Ruo has loved only one person-her childhood academic rival, Zhang Weijie. From kindergarten report cards to university entrance exams, they compete over everything. Only Zhi Ruo knows the truth. Every sarcastic remark, every challenge, every argument was simply her way of staying beside him.

If you could accept that killing people was a necessary part of the job, and that getting your hands dirty generally meant you ended up covered in your own blood as well as other people's, then you were going places...though - admittedly - via the morgue. The problem with being a standout killer at Crumb Lane was knowing that you were a standout killer among a hundred or so other death-dealers who probably hadn't had the luck or the opportunity to surpass you... yet.

Let's be entirely realistic about the situation: a clash with a rabid giant snake is a bridge too far, even for a seasoned Potions Master. And so, Severus Snape finds himself standing at the very gates of eternity. Unfortunately, celestial bureaucracy shows no mercy, and since Snape simply cannot bring himself to decide where he would prefer to spend the rest of forever, he is promptly sent straight back. These chaotic reincarnations are meant to help him reach a final decision - or, alternatively, drive the mortal world to sheer despair. Neither Hogwarts nor Professor McGonagall and his former colleagues are spared his return. Especially since Severus Snape is by no means returning to his old stomping ground in the manner that was originally intended. His old acquaintance Lucius Malfoy, too, is in for a thoroughly rude awakening. As the unsuspecting master of a chronically bad-tempered new house-elf - who flatly refuses to toe the line - Lucius watches his peaceful, aristocratic existence dissolve into a living nightmare. And to top it all off, the universe's third attempt spits Severus Snape out right into the terrifying heart of the Muggle world. Let the cosmic chaos begin ...

A waiter at a Hollywood restaurant recognizes a pair of B-movie actors. The actress tries to explain where it all went wrong. Flash fiction, 627 words.

Set in the elite world of Jaipur, the story follows the journey of Navya, a sixteen-year-old carrying immense grief due to the deaths of her parents and a sister who won't wake up. Thrust into the grandeur of the new place, Navya soon becomes the light to everyone around her. With supportive guardians, sworn brothers, and a chaotic group of friends, Navya begins to settle in her new abode when she attracts the attention of Dave. A descendant of the Rathore lineage, seventeen-year-old Dave is a boy of many layers, hiding secrets that could shake the very foundation of the elite world at the center of which stands Navya. Soon Navya's warmth collides with Dave's darkness, rewriting a story that transcends generations and gives way to the biggest paradox in the world - hope.

This story is a fanfic on Theresa and Jay from Class of the Titans cartoon. Since we didnt get a season 3 i decided to make my own take for their relationship from where they left off in season 2. So read and enjoy. Disclaimer: I do not own Class of the Titans or its characters. All rights belong to their respective owners. This is a work of fanfiction written for entertainment purposes only. The original plot and any original characters (OCs) are mine. Summary: In the neon-lit streets of New Olympia, the descendants of the Greek gods have learned that the greatest threats are usually the ones you can see coming. Between Cronus's rising power and the constant weight of ancient prophecies, Jay and Theresa have always been each other's steady ground. He is the tactical heart of the team, and she is the psychic intuition that keeps them one step ahead of disaster. Together, they are untouchable. But lately, the air between them has changed. On the surface, everything looks the same. They still train together, lead the team, and stand side-by-side against the shadows of myth. But "beneath" that perfect exterior, a silent rift is forming-one that Theresa's visions can't quite grasp and Jay's leadership can't fix. A strange distance has crawled into the spaces between their conversations, and every "I'm fine" feels like a stone being added to a growing wall. As a new tension begins to fracture the team's unity, Theresa finds herself haunted by a feeling she can't explain. She's used to sensing danger from monsters and gods, but she never expected to feel it coming from the person she trusts most. Now, they must navigate a landscape of secrets and half-truths to figure out if the gap between them is just the crushing weight of their mission-or something much deeper, much darker, and far more permanent. In a world where destiny is written in the stars, what happens when the person fated to protect you is the one you should be most afraid of losing?

Alison Williams doesn't remember her father trying to kill her. Her mind locked that memory away. She just knows she has nightmares, anxiety, and a mother who's always been distant. When her mom abruptly moves the family from California to Ghana, Alison is furious. She doesn't know her father a man who abandoned her years ago is now a politician fighting for custody. He wants her back because she's a "loose end," not because he loves her. She also doesn't know Jacob Tetteh will be there. They were close as kids. He adored her. Then his mother died, his father supposedly had an affair with Alison's mother, and Jacob built walls. He's spent years hating Alison because wanting her feels like betraying his mom. Alison doesn't remember the attack. Jacob doesn't know the truth. And the secrets between them could either destroy everything or be the only thing that saves them.

A Scandinavian Fairy Tale. She's not exactly the fairest of them all, and when she moves into the forest, the animal, troll, and human worlds collide. Is a happily-ever-after possible for a lady whose face can curdle milk? Is it really true that there's someone for everyone? Short story, 1,400 words.

Frustrated by the inability to achieve some meaningful contribution, Rick Stanton has lost his direction in life through a festering annoyance over his own unmet expectations. Jaded with creating slogans and promotions for people whose enterprises make no truly meaningful contributions to the welfare of society, he is driven to a spontaneous, rash act - he quits.

When Captain Jayden Henries hires a starving vampyr to guard his caravan, he expects a ruthless bargain paid in blood, not a bond that begins to change them both. Lukas is dangerous, secretive, and far too easy to trust when knives come out in the dark. But as ambushes close in and old powers reach from the palace to reclaim Jayden's future, their fragile arrangement sharpens into something far more perilous. To survive the road, they will need each other. To survive what waits at journey's end, they will have to choose each other.

What if one message could change your entire life? Siya Tyagi never planned on talking to strangers online. A twenty-year-old college student from India, Siya would much rather spend her time buried in books, writing stories, and overthinking every decision she makes. Talking to strangers has always been a hard no. Then one day, she receives a message. From a boy she's never met. Meet Neil Hayes. A twenty-two-year-old American studying medicine in Bangalore, India, with dreams of becoming a cardiologist. Quiet. Intelligent. Observant. The kind of person who notices everything but says very little. He isn't a flirt. He isn't the life of the party. And he definitely wasn't looking for love. In fact, Neil only created an account because his friends practically forced him to. What starts as a simple conversation between two strangers slowly turns into something much more. Different backgrounds. Different personalities. One unexpected message. And a connection neither of them saw coming. Will they remain strangers behind their screens? Will friendship be enough? Or will two people who never expected to find each other discover that love has a habit of showing up when it's least expected? One girl who hates talking to strangers. One guy who barely talks at all. And one message that changes everything. ♡ A slow-burn online friends-to-lovers, story filled with humor, late-night chats, found family, betrayals and plenty of chaos. Stay tuned 🌻

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I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/