Iammalaysian Stories

Me: Fuck off you stinky little piece of shit! Him: Don't swear at me, girl. I'm older. Me: Yeah? It's just 3 hours early, bastard. _______________________________ A/N: This is just a story of me and my (farting machine) cousin. The one that people usually said as "Married Couple". I hope you guys enjoy this book. Remember, it is my true life in here so there's no plagiarism existence in this book. Make sure to leave your feedback! I'm Jay, peace out!