Idiot Stories

​"A single smile cost me my heart,a second smile gave me back my own. He once told me I was beautiful when my laugh was real-not forced, not tensed, just a pure, belly-aching joy. ​But then the tide turned. Now, he says my voice irks him and my crooked teeth annoy him. He calls me a vampire, claiming my pale skin and unaligned smile do nothing but drain the joy from the room. It's funny-he thinks I'm the one sucking the life out of him, when he's the one who took the bite out of me.". 🖇️📍All copyright reserves to @Adhuni 2026

After TABLOID RAT Harold Truth published a COMPLETELY libelous and HURTFUL exposé- it seemed like my career was over. I'm Jean Knutty, the world's MOST famous investigative journalist and emergency anchorman of America's fifty-third MOST-watched news station. Harold CAN'T be right! It took me SO LONG TO GET WHERE I AM! I HATE THAT JERK! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! That's why, in this (sure-to-be) BEST-SELLING novel, I will OBLITERATE Truth's LIES with unbiased, TRUE facts, MARVELOUS rhetoric, and revealing information about the miserable PAP(-arazzo, if you laymen didn't know) himself. Say GOODBYE to YOUR career, Harold DISHONEST! This is a TIT for your TAT.

••••••••••wlcm to the another chaotic story of mine•••••••••• _________________________________________ ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ ✨The first time Anaya Sharma and Arjun Singh crossed paths in college, peace died instantly. "Side ho jao," Arjun said, swaggering down the corridor. Anaya didn't even blink. "Tum ho jao. Tumhari ego bahut jagah le leti hai." He stopped. She walked past. Sparks. Irritation. Maybe attraction. But mostly irritation. Later in the library, they grabbed the same book. "Chhodo," Anaya said. "Tum chhodo," Arjun replied. They glared. The book suffered. Their hearts... maybe fluttered a little - but they would rather die than admit it. And that was the moment everyone understood: These two were destined to fight. And eventually... to fall. But not without chaos.✨ 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 #enemies to lovers #indian aesthetic #lots of love #chaotic fun #romantic #soft romance 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 Let's see what future our both buddies have......... 💚

*SPOILERS EVERYWHERE* Angel D. Saki loses her nakama due to a certain 'incident'. But things then get as joyful as any pirate's life could get when she joins the Whitebeard Pirates where one of her childhood friends are. For a while, things just seemed to be perfect. Too perfect. Things start to happen, and Saki soon finds herself in more trouble than she could ever bargain for. "Promises are made, but that doesn't mean that they're going to be kept." Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, only my OC and the plot.

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ in which, a troubled boy and girl-to put it lightly, fall in love with one another during their schooling years, the feelings only ripening furthermore along them all. however, though the two were granted their idealistic imagines, it-like everything else in their lives, came at a great cost. would they be able to survive, heeding the wishes of their greatest enemies, burrowing that inevitable fate and doom with their own scarred hands, or, perhaps, their inner turmoil may come alive, leaving them to face that very fate? the very fate that had been carved into an orb before the two could even say their own names. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ all rights go to j.k.r for her characters and the base of this storyline. however, i do not support HER character.

White, suburban, wannabe thugs aren't allowed in the Hood of Los Angeles for good reason, and you, dear reader, have no choice but to find out why. Watch what happens when a 40-year old senile dumbass and another dumbass declared mentally incompetent before his mom was even in the 2nd trimester of pregnancy think they're tougher then they truly are. Now the world is legally forced to fight them, their delusions, and their stupidity, before the world never sees a person with positive IQ ever again. Also available on numerous other platforms (Inkitt, Webnovel, with plans to expand to more platforms) I also plan to post this novel on Royal Road Please note these are the only following platforms where I posted The Homeless Man and therefore legitimate: Wattpad Inkitt Webnovel Royal Road ScribbleHub RailsPad Novels2 is certainly NOT one of them.

They will be a lot of people who will come and go in your life. But your worst enemies is the one you can never escape. Everywhere Kelli went, Billy would always be there to make her life miserable with every second. And when he just moves to the UK and Kelli thinks she's free, he comes back right next to her house for more. But the worst part is that, not seeing Billy for six years, Billy became extremely hot!

Tropa yan yung bagay na meron ang lahat. Relationship yan yung halos lahat meron at yung iba naman wala..minsan sinusukat natin ang mga bagay-bagay sa circle of friends kung ano ba ang mas matimbang friendship or relationship? Dito susubukin ang samahan ng mga magkakaibigan kung hanggang saan ang kaya nilang isakripisyo para sa isa't isa. Magiging solid pa din ba kaya hanggang sa huli? or masisira lang ang lahat ng dahil sa isang relationship?

❝𝐈𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 ! 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 !❞ ≻───── ⋆✩⋆ ─────≺ 𝐈𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭 ! ; Who knew a idiot and a tsundere would get together TOO well? ≻───── ⋆✩⋆ ─────≺ Denki Kaminari x Jiro Kyoka ≻───── ⋆✩⋆ ─────≺ Warnings⚠⚠‼ ; Vulgar Language ; Stupid lame ass humor ; Chatfic typo beat ; Slow burn ≻───── ⋆✩⋆ ─────≺ 15.12.20 ; #2 in Kamijirou - @kaeriix_ ≻───── ⋆✩⋆ ─────≺ UNDER EDITING!!!

So I was chatting with some online friends on Amino and Red is thy best boi created this horror story and we all decided it needed to be posted so here it is with all of red's laughing and stuttering.

me being weird in the middle of the night OwO

just a lil Noacheal story, this story connects to my story 'darling'. just more into the future This takes place after they died. Micheal and Noah reunite with each other 👍

(A random book that goes with Fifth Boyfriend 1 and 2 . I do not own Boyfriends or Girlfriends nor do I own any of the original images that I edited) Just the Webtoon boyfriends, Webtoon girlfriends, Cooper family, and Connor being total crackheads

Milo, Zoey, Luna, Dixie, and Sophie

Basically the title. Avengers + reader incorrect quotes Mostly chats and random shit Feel free to DM me or leave a comment with suggestions and/or questions!!

Y/N is a transfer student that have lived for 181983738292 years and she is actually an alpha wolf+phoenix+elephant+yandere+uwu+tsundere+gore+grrr+barkbark+woof+hooman+furry+poosay hybrid She is a Shy person, pls dont bully her uwu Update anytime😈

One-shots of my Favorite Haikyuu Couples and how they started dating. 🏐 I do not own any of the characters or art. Purely Fanfiction. Enjoy!!

𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘙𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘹𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘮, 𝘰𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘸..... 𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘵. }{# show : malcolm in the middle }{# :: still writing...

Jeff's favourite guitar has been broken. Who's Innocent and who's Guilty?

The unremarkable short story of Aurora, a chihuahua in the hispanic hood