Idiots Stories

Lisa stood a little taller, squaring her shoulders. "We skiff." "That's hot." Though she didn't laugh, Lisa's body relaxed, just a little. "It's quite cold actually, especially in open waters." "That's not what I meant." "I know it wasn't, I was just ignoring you." She gave Jennie a small smile. "What about you, Miss America? Unless you're the bouncy patriot who accidentally stumbled into Olympic hopeful territory?" Jennie stood as tall as she could, not expecting to have to show off that particular night. "I am bouncy, and hopeful, but definitely not by accident." She stuck her hand out, because she felt this draw to touch Lisa again. "Jennie Jane, defender for USA Women's Soccer." She took Lisa's hand tightly, a single eyebrow raised. "You're a defender?" ;or the one where they are Olympians ©️ story not mine, this is an adaptation. credits to the original author of this story.

Funny moments from me and my friends during lunch..... and whatever else I feel like adding.

When Kiyoshi Hishikawa arrives in Japan from Canada, he plans to keep his head down and his heart guarded. Quiet, distant, and seemingly untouchable, he moves through school like a shadow. Until he meets with Sora Kichiro, a boy who shines too brightly to ignore. Sora is everything Kiyoshi is not - Amnimverted, endlessly friendly, loud in laughter and careless joy. Where Kiyoshi keeps walls, Sora leaves doors wide open. Against all odds, the two become inseparable But beneath Sora's easy smiles and boundless energy lies something carefully hidden. Something that doesn't show in his jokes, or his warmth, or the way he pulls Kiyoshi back into the world when he drifts too far away.

After their return from the tournament of elements the ninja are left to deal with ninjagos Latest criminal Grey phantom. Every time they believe that she is within reach she slips out she was a real pain in their ass. But is the grey phantom just lowlife criminal or is there more to her than what meets the eye. Now faced with a problem they can't get out of they find themselves seeking the alliance of the grey phantom. Will they be able to fight the evil forces threatening them or will they fall in perish? Trigger warnings *Foul language *trauma *Self harm *Description of violence and abuse.

A continuation to the first Chatroom lmao I got too lazy to scroll all the way down. But enjoy~ #187 in Humor

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴀɴ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ? ʟɪɴᴋɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴏʜɴɴʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ. ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛᴡᴏ ꜱᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇ, ʏᴇᴛ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ, ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇꜱᴄᴀᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪᴋɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴘꜱ ɪɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴʏ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʏᴇᴇᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭? 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞, Wᵢₗₗ ₜₕₑy wₐₙₜ ₜₒ ₗₑₐᵥₑ? ̷̫̥̥̂͒͛̓́̔͗͆̅͠ᵢₛₙ'ₜ ₜₕᵢₛ wₕₐₜ ₜₕₑy wₐₙₜₑd?

Just hyunjin and Lee know staring at 2 random strangers thinking they would never meet again but fate always has somthing in stock for them

Copyright to whoever made them. These are not mine.

What did they find themselves into, An impulse and protective King which was also very oblivious and idiotic and yet strangely skilled, and a spy that carries lots of trauma and tries to cover it up with a mask to no be obvious to the king --- Or complete idiots that just have a lot of angst and somehow fall in love SHADOWPEACH

(Book 1) #120 in Teen Fiction Suddenly an awkward silence took over the room and we were like magnets, attracted to the sudden beauty of the of the purple marble floor. ''I really like you. Actually I've liked you for a very long time.'' Did he just say 'for a very long time' ? Da hell, I just met him a few months ago. *** Hate.Hate.Hate. 'Hate was all that I had for him and I promised myself that I would never fall for him or someone like him again' You call these type of people 'players' Meet Arianna Byrnes. She isn't your average everyday model that consumes most of her time in facial massages and manicure. She's one hell of a dare-devil that occasionally she crosses paths with Austin Parker. Austin Parker. Now where do we start ? The type of person that believes in 'making love' rather than 'falling in love'. Takes girls. Uses them. Disposes them off. But when he sets his eyes upon Arianna, what will come out of it ? And most importantly when he figures that they have a rich history ? Follow Arianna and her sarcastic, yet wonderful conscience on the journey of finding love after she lost all hopes of it. *********(My writing is bad in the beginning but it occasionally improves)********* |•| Having shared a unique and memorable past, will they come to put together the puzzle pieces ?

WORK IN PROGRESS | "as of now, you're an official jackass."

Like it said no more lies..... But this has a much different thing than you guys thought

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Lydia Lupis had lived a terrible 14 years of life. She went to a school full of drug dealing thieves and gangs, lived in a shitty neighbourhood, had parents that didn't even give a shit about her to come home and a brother that treated her like absolute trash. The only half decent thing in her life was a stupid camp - Camp Rim of the World. Her brother Conrad gad a job there but instead of actually doing it, he just snogged any girl he could find, leaving Lydia to do his job for him. Lydia was never that much of a social person and usually spent most of her time at the camp either working or in her own cabin reading. Lydia expected these school holidays to be the same as every other, but what she didn't know was that these holidays were going to change her life. Aliens were taking over planet earth and after following three kids into the woods and meeting a strange boy, the fate of the world somehow rest in their hands. With her new found friends will they be able to save the world before humanity becomes extinct and will a curtain strange boy steal Lydia's heart or smash it into a million pieces? I do not own Rim of the World or its characters, im just adding my own character, a relationship between her and Gabriel and a few changes to the story to fit my character in. Everything else belongs to Netflix or whoever made it.

In this world whenever your soulmate sings you can hear them. Gon and Killua are best friends, but neither sing often. It's just not something they do. But one day, when they're on a field trip with their fellow Sophomores, the whole bus starts singing along to some throwback songs from the early 2000's. Both Gon and Killua hear the echo of someone else's voice through their head. And now they know that their soulmate is on that bus. And they're both determined to find them. But there's a problem- They're not the only ones that heard their soulmate. Turns out, there's quite a few on that bus that heard their soulmate singing along. So through trial and error, everyone has to find out who exactly it is that they're destined to be with. This is not a musical!!!! There's music here and there, because there needs to be, but it's not a musical!!!!! If it were a musical they would find eachother a lot sooner lol. Art isn't mine If anyone wants to adopt this story dm me

I was explaining to my friend how the Danger Days world works, and this is what happened. Yeah...

Agent Six is good. Too good. So good she has been kicked out of every spy school in the United States except one. That one happens to be the Blackthorne Institute for Boys. The catch? She is a girl. Accidents happen that leave her confused so the Boss thinks it'll be good for her to go on a mission. When that mission goes South real fast, what happens? Agent Six is good. Too good. ******Note: I do not own any people, places etc. relating to the Gallagher Girls books by Ally Carter******

The idea I got was Wheetae are childhood friends and Wheein had a project where she draws a series of poses.. and she asks Taehyung to pose for her because she can't afford a professional model.. Taehyung agrees and is extra about it. P.S. cover is not mine and idk who made it.. if you ever know who made the edit, pls tell me about it so I can credit them or take it down if they don't want me to use the edit. Thank you!

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Hey guys this is a book about a whole bunch of 5sos related things so read at your own risk because you might cry laughing or cry because of how far the boys have gotten... So read? No? Okay I get it