Idiots Stories

Lando Norris only had to survive one wedding. Instead, he woke up in Vegas... married to Oscar Piastri. His rival. His problem. His husband. What started as tequila-fueled chaos and a stupid bet is now very real-and very public. With no easy way out, they're forced to fake their way through a marriage neither of them wanted. But between the bickering, the tension, and a few too many almost moments... Pretending starts to feel a little too real.

When Kiyoshi Hishikawa arrives in Japan from Canada, he plans to keep his head down and his heart guarded. Quiet, distant, and seemingly untouchable, he moves through school like a shadow. Until he meets with Sora Kichiro, a boy who shines too brightly to ignore. Sora is everything Kiyoshi is not - Amnimverted, endlessly friendly, loud in laughter and careless joy. Where Kiyoshi keeps walls, Sora leaves doors wide open. Against all odds, the two become inseparable But beneath Sora's easy smiles and boundless energy lies something carefully hidden. Something that doesn't show in his jokes, or his warmth, or the way he pulls Kiyoshi back into the world when he drifts too far away. ☆🌌🐈‍⬛☀️🥟🐚🎨

Every morning, Mateo Rivera wakes up and asks the same question: Have we met? A car accident left him with severe memory problems - anterograde amnesia, the doctors call it erasing every new memory by the time he falls asleep. He remembers his childhood. He remembers his mother's kitchen. But he does not remember Sofia Herrera, the woman who visits him every single morning with coffee, an old record player, and a patience that seems, to everyone watching, like the purest kind of love there is. So she starts over. Every day. The same coffee order. The same songs. The same slow, tender courtship, rebuilt from nothing, again and again, until falling in love with her becomes the one thing his broken mind can always find its way back to. It should be a love story. For nine months, it is one. Then one morning, Mateo wakes up and he remembers everything. And for the first time since the accident, he looks at Sofia Herrera not with wonder, but with fear.

She's his best friend's little sister. Which means she's completely off-limits. Charles Leclerc has always known one rule: don't cross the line with Pierre Gasly's sister. Especially not Gabrielle-the girl who's been nothing but trouble since the moment they met. Because they don't get along. They argue. They push each other's buttons like it's a sport. Until one night changes everything. What starts as tension turns into something neither of them can control-stolen glances, accidental touches, and a secret they can't afford to keep. She's forbidden. He's not supposed to want her. And if Pierre finds out... it's over. But the line between hate and love? They've already crossed it.

Everyday Life of the Idiots Seven boys. Two age groups. Zero braincells. One extremely questionable friendship. Welcome to the completely unnecessary, deeply unserious, and scientifically concerning everyday lives of Luffy, Law, Zoro, Sanji, Ace, Sabo, and Kidd, where absolutely nothing important happens and yet somehow everything goes catastrophically wrong. There are no pirates. No world-saving. No ancient mysteries. No tragic destinies. No emotional scars. No one is getting punched through the chest by a magma man. 🌋🚫 These are just seven idiots trying to survive high school, university, family gatherings, exams, part-time jobs, group projects, birthdays, grocery shopping, and each other. And somehow, grocery shopping is the most dangerous one.

What would happen if there was a traitor amongst the Protectors? Minecraft is a very magical place with new and exciting things that pop up left right and centre. It had a hierarchy like system to keep it going but sooner or later, there is going to be corruption. What do they want? Excitement and power. All their life, they've been following the rules and being the 'goody two shoes'. They want a revolution, something more exciting to spice their life up a bit, so what would be the most logical solution? To start chaos of course! By throwing two of the world's most famous servers together and during the mess, take over. Simple right? No. Not when the servers you're throwing together has not only TWO Powerful Admins, but THREE elite Watcher as well. Was it a thought out plan? No. Did they want this to happen? No. What could they do about it? Nothing.

huening kai makes a groupchat with 4 other boys from his class. will they become friends? or will they end up hating eachother? " sOOBIN! I told you your tall ass cant fit in that washing machine!!" " WATCH ME BITCH."

I am going to try and upload a poem a day.

Welcome to Adrian Hearth high, one of the best high schools in Fairview Creek, where all students learn together in harmony and get along!.. Well, it would be that way if it wasn't for a certain group of students. Meet the Honourable Mentions: a group of seven chaotic best friends that somehow get themselves into the strangest situations. With a group like theirs, every day is bound to be a new wacky adventure for them!

❝ don't you want the rocket to rock out? there's a room for us both to fly. ❞ ---- valerie casablancas was terrified of love and elijah hewson wanted to love her until the earth shattered. ---- elijah hewson x fem!oc inhaler set in 2024

After their return from the tournament of elements the ninja are left to deal with ninjagos Latest criminal Grey phantom. Every time they believe that she is within reach she slips out she was a real pain in their ass. But is the grey phantom just lowlife criminal or is there more to her than what meets the eye. Now faced with a problem they can't get out of they find themselves seeking the alliance of the grey phantom. Will they be able to fight the evil forces threatening them or will they fall in perish? Trigger warnings *Foul language *trauma *Self harm *Description of violence and abuse.

"THE EARTH IS FLAT" ✨ [ solar officials ] ✨ in which I present the whole cast of star trek who have little to no brain cells because they are literally giant balls of gas floating in space. - previous/leading ranks - ↪12 IN officials [3/5/2020] ↪14 IN solar system [2/5/2020] ↪15 IN saturn [3/5/2020] ↪? IN ? [00/00/2020] _____________________ ✨ DON'T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY IN THIS BOOK ✨ PLEASE FOLLOW MY SOLAR FRIENDS ✨ STAY INSIDE YOU HUMAN FOOLS

Old enough to learn how to love. The Queen invites Lloyd for weekly picnics to make up for coming to her only when he needs her. She wants to invite him to have a casual conversation but doesn't know what to propose, so she asks him over for tea. "Join me for tea tomorrow after lunch, Lloyd Frontera" "Your majesty?" "You heard me" "Yes, your majesty, I did" "So?" He grumbles for a second "I'll come, your majesty " "Tsk, it's an invitation, you only come visit when you need me, so make up for it" "I'm deeply sorry, your Majesty" "Just come"

"Alright, so basically Headmaster Vaughn, your idea is to put ALL the troublemakers in the school on a week camping trip together, to try and make them all get along?" "Correct." ★ ----//------ ☀︎ ♧ - UnOrdinary Jarlo (Arlo x John) ♤ - Romance (bxb) ♧ - Kinda dumb concept (a little ooc too) :( ♤ - Poorly written action (love to see it) ♧ - Comedy (that probably won't make u laugh but just pretend it does) ♤ - Chapters 12/12 !!! • • \\ • • ♡//: FEEL FREE TO SPAM COMMENTS I LOVE COMMENTS ♥︎//: my first fanfic ever so don't expect "pure greatness" ｡ﾟ(ﾟ'Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ ★ ----//------ ☀︎ Cross posted on ao3! Book Cover Image and Individual Chapter Banners Made And Designed by me :)))) unOrdinary is a story by Uru-chan on WEBTOON all characters belong to her. ----------------- rank stuff: 12/18/2022 - #1 in "jarlo" 4/28/2022 - #1 "arloxjohn" 2/18/2022 - #1 in "stupidpeople" 3/16/2022 - #1 in "dumb" 8/21/2022 - #1 in "Isen" 4/18/2022 - #2 in "Arlo" 7/23/2024- #1 in "johnxarlo" 11/6/2022 - #2 in "uruchan" 5/16/2022 - #3 in "idiots" 6/21/2022 - #8 in "john" --------------------------------

"𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 515 𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏 2𝒂𝒎?" "𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒇 𝑰'𝒎 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒆. #𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒔." 🄸🄽 🅆🄷🄸🄲🄷 ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʜɪɴᴀᴛᴀ sʜᴏʏᴏ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʜɪs ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ [ɴᴀᴍᴇ] ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴠᴏʟʟᴇʏʙᴀʟʟ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘᴄʜᴀᴛ ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ ʙᴇᴀᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ. "𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑, 𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒊𝒕." ɢᴏᴏᴅɴᴇss, [ɴᴀᴍᴇ] ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ʏᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ sᴡᴇᴀᴛʏ ᴠᴏʟʟᴇʏʙᴀʟʟ ʙᴏʏs ɴᴏᴡ. sɪɢʜ.. + 𝗔 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘂 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗳𝗶𝗰 + 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰 ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ʜᴀɪᴋʏᴜᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ғᴜʟʟʏ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢs ᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴜɪᴄʜɪ ғᴜʀᴜᴅᴀᴛᴇ.

This story is about Skylar Blue. A kind yet idiot that always gets himself in trouble. After moving to Hayland Ground High school, shit just gets real. How will things turn out for him after entering the world of delinquents ? Will he survive his years of high school of end up being the main target for delinquents ? Or perhaps monsters from the other world?

Kayleb, Isaiah and Evan are all guardians protecting the tower from all kinds of enemies using their light given from the Traveler. Evan is a hunter exo, Kayleb is a human warlock, Isaiah is a titan awoken. Join them on their hilarious and idiotic journey against the Red Legion and new enemies.

In which Chanyeol is caught in a rather embarrassing situation and ends up making a dumb bet with his best friend Jongin. One-Shot. Cross-posted on A03 under the same username.

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