Historias de Idiots

Lando Norris only had to survive one wedding. Instead, he woke up in Vegas... married to Oscar Piastri. His rival. His problem. His husband. What started as tequila-fueled chaos and a stupid bet is now very real-and very public. With no easy way out, they're forced to fake their way through a marriage neither of them wanted. But between the bickering, the tension, and a few too many almost moments... Pretending starts to feel a little too real.

"Who are you?" [MxM] Years ago, Syr Chansung and Lance Acride were just two boys surviving an abusive orphanage in Seoul, bound together by a promise they swore they'd never break. Then Syr was adopted. Now living under different names, Clark Bennett and Wade Fenton have spent years carrying the guilt of a promise left unfinished. One believes he abandoned the other. The other never stopped searching. When fate reunites them at Sideshore High, neither recognizes the person standing before them-not because they've forgotten, but because hope is far more terrifying than heartbreak. Weaved into an exceptional place, a foundation where the sea and the stars meet with a quiet surfaced longing. And when love, Is meant more than just falling. "The stars around my Scars,"

I'd rather look at every single one of my period blood clots than seeing your, probably uncircumcised, penis. © BRUISEDBLOOD off-campus / semi ― au ⟢ oc x dean di laurentis ⟢

She's his best friend's little sister. Which means she's completely off-limits. Charles Leclerc has always known one rule: don't cross the line with Pierre Gasly's sister. Especially not Gabrielle-the girl who's been nothing but trouble since the moment they met. Because they don't get along. They argue. They push each other's buttons like it's a sport. Until one night changes everything. What starts as tension turns into something neither of them can control-stolen glances, accidental touches, and a secret they can't afford to keep. She's forbidden. He's not supposed to want her. And if Pierre finds out... it's over. But the line between hate and love? They've already crossed it.

Itachi Uchihas story is one of the most devastating ones in all of anime history, hands down. I think we can all agree on that. To be honest, I am still sobbing. 💮 Now, Twenty years later, one Sarada Uchiha is grappling with her own place in ninja society. Two years have passed since the day Boruto was branded a traitor. No one remembered the truth, except for her, and she had no idea why she was the exception. Was it because of the Mangekyo? Slowly, the circumstances of Borutos disappearance were eating away at her. Just as she thought, she couldn't take it anymore, she was sent on a mission to the Land of Demons with her old teammate, Mitsuki. The same one, that hasn't spoken to her since Borutos disappearance. Of course, there they had to fight a fucking demon. Oh! And time travel was apparently very much possible. Follow Sarada into the madness. 💮 A/N: Naruto doesn't belong to me, it's Kishimotos. Please don't copy my work - it's a crappy move, OK? Thanks ;)

Lyra Blackwell is drowning in debt and fighting in underground rings to stay afloat. When SHIELD offers to erase her mother's medical bills in exchange for helping stop an alien invasion, she takes the deal and accidentally joins the Avengers. Between learning to control her powers and bonding with a ragtag team of heroes, Lyra discovers she's not the only dangerous thing in New York. There's a god with sharp eyes and sharper words. During the battle, they were enemies. After it, something far more complicated begins to take shape. But Lyra's life has always been built on secrets. Her powers don't match any known mutation. Her DNA scrambles every test Tony runs. And when the truth finally surfaces about the man she's believed dead her entire life, everything Lyra thought she knew about herself will shatter.

𝜗ৎ Even One Beautiful Dream

New cover wooo! HOW IS THIS NUMBER 1 IN THE TAG SSUNDEE?!?!?! Anyways, thank you guys! --I do NOT post on Teenfic so if you get hacked or insulted or whatever you can do on that website, idk, don't blame me-- --Also get away, wierdo who copies me--

"your delulu." "I know" "Ur insane" "I know" "Ur-" "Jesus bro your grammar-"

what happens when a simple offensive word turn into a huge ass fight?🤔😞 read to find out 🥰😍 (BTW THAT SATIRE DON'T FUCKING TAKE IT SERIOUS 💀😭) Photo is created by owner 1 🥰🥰

Basically people who are idiots normally during the Apocalypse

A story where an immortal women meets a guy with an old TV on his head who then finds her, Abu. ⚠️DISCLAIMER⚠️ (The current cover is temporary) This is a story based on a Minecraft rp I'm in with my friends. I don't know how far I'll go with this story but there'll probably be some angsty shit in this. Oh, did I mention cursing? This story will include: Cursing Angst Fluff Bonding Literal walking pollution An idiot with a TV on their head An Immortal bitch Feather-McFeather Feather-McFeather's lover And whatever tf else I decide to put in this shit This is the first of many, be prepared >:]

A year. That's how long it's been since they started running. Rannok thought things would be easier this way. But a year later and they're still running from the shadow of Sasha's father and from the memories that plague Rannok's dreams at night. A year later and they are still wandering. Rannok didn't know that when he stole money from the local innkeeper, that this time it would set the local mercenaries after him. When he searches for help, he finds the people of the mountains are just as intolerant as the ones back home, just in different ways. And with cultural differences coming between them, he questions if he and Sasha will ever truly see eye to eye, and whether they will ever truly find peace.

Takami Keigo is an English major in his third year of college crushing on Informatics major Todoroki Touya, his neighbor in the dorms first and second years. Keigo's been flirting with the dark-haired beauty for years, and Touya's turned him down every time. What's the harm in asking one more time when they meet up again in their shared History class the second day? Cross-posted on AO3

I got tired of holding my problems in, so they're coming out into this book. Peace dudes.

A lot happens in the Batfamily, from family meetings to family fun, all the way to dangerous situations...They have been through a lot, but they stick together through it all. So I present to you a slice of life in all its aspects from the bloody painful days, the dramatic days, to the fluffy family days. I am proud to present Wayne Chronicles, from the Batboys, Daddy Bats, Agent A, and me. A flowing story where each, pretty long 'oneshot' connects like episodes in a TV series. Enjoy! *A LOT of Jason and Bruce having a health relationship (guys I need this), family bonding, Tim coffee addiction, a bit of Jason angst, a lot of injuries, and a few kidnappings, BRUCE BEING A GOOD DAD, The JLA are FRIENDS FOR ONCE, so Beware!* !WARNING! Regular updates (most of the time), there will be periods of silence cuz i will be working on a lot of storyline at once for this, blood, some gore (note the sarcasm), stories that will play with your emotional spectrum, and finally cliffhangers!

Hey, this is probably going to be some trash book that gets no views, but hey, I write trash for the fun of it. FIND ME AT. . . -Pixel @PixelIsTeamInstinct Apparently Mr. Destroyer is too lazy to put in something to say, so. @Alien_Destroyer #TrashBook! You can find me with the Phan and anime and ship and love stuff. #DontCare! ~Destiny @GarmauGladers

Surrounded by idiots,slenderman really thought it was a great idea to pick you for a Creepypasta huh? Now live your great suffering life!!!1!!1!1

two shitheads meet.... what happens next will shock you !😱