Ihatemyself Stories

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drama from my school/the drama that I don't want to talk about so I'm writing about it Edit: I'm starting to write again, after 2 YEARS... yay so fun. Anyway please comment on my things since i'd really really love feedback even though my writing is actual dog shit I'd love to improve my storytelling writing.

Malcolm and 7-DOWN are falling out of love oh no!

ugh when I was younger and really stupid, I thought I could be a famous author. Now I'm left with these super cringey short stories ;-;

whatever the hell this shit is....ss..ss..ss...ss....ss..ss....ss..ss..ss..ss..ss..ss..ss..ss..s...sss...sss...ss.sss..

Will the stars let Biden and Trump be together? Will the world realize the same time as them that they're are for each other? What happens when Kamala Harris gets in the way? Read to find out. y'all please this is a joke </3 praying i don't get tracked down by the fbi for this lolz 😈🙏‼️

calm and serene

Canon ships IN ORDER: Saulstiel Saulroy Soi Leeroy x gun Saul x divorce papers Destiel

This is my first story don't judge pls

Speed broke up with talking Ben and meets Obama on an omegle stream and they go on date. idk man just read the danm thing

George runs away to American only to meet the guy of his dweams 🥺😖🥺😖😖❤️❤️❤️🤪🤪🤪🤪😡😡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕💕💕💕💕✌️✌️✌️✌️ 💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚 This is not serious this is a joke, please do not take this seriously

i am sorry for being alive

Yes

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very epic

You are named bliss Zoe komori you are sent to live with ur step sister yui what happens when the sakamakis find out?

I may fill this Book To the Brim I apologize but don't feel pity for me I don't want you to be upset for my actions stay safe my friends and live a peaceful life :)

The protagonist, (Y/N) has always been a little bitch who daydreams about being in the middle of a real life rom-com, little did she know...that wish was going to come true. Her heart in a tug of war between two...men? Guys? Things? Potential future lovers? She'll have to choose between her kind upperclassman Sea Slug-senpai and her recent stepbrother Mole Rat. Who will she choose? Will she fall in love? Will she make friends along the way? Just why is the protagonist such a basic bitch? All that and more will be answered in this story of young blooming love...♡ TW: Please do not read if you are sensitive to cringe.

Brendon isn't exactly... normal. Well, he is for the most part. That's what everyone that knows says - his life is pretty average. He has friends, and family he rarely speaks to, a job, and a spacious place to live. Really, he's like everybody else. Except for the whole ghost thing. But we don't talk about that.