Ihavenolife Stories

A gender bend BatJokes story. 22 year old Beatrice Wayne watched her parents die at 8. 23 year old Jacqueline "Jackie" Napier killed her father when she was 12. Now, Batman faces a completely new villain (oc) for the first time and it's clear that this one is different, this one has more potential, to be Batman's greatest enemy, greater than the Penguin, greater then the Riddler, greater than Harley Quinn. Batman needs help from someone, someone she knows won't care if she dies, but someone she knows that can't stand to be upstaged. Batman needs the Joker. tw; knife, murder, self harm also, Gotham has pretty much just been using a child as their police force for the past 7 years and yeah. Note: Batman is still called Batman because it has a better ring to it than Batwomen. In this universe, Batman is seen less publicly and calls herself Batman. Another note: canon? never heard of it, batman becomes batman for usual reasons, no robin/batfamily, jokers origin? vat of acid and some other stuff I made up. I have watched 3 batman movies (Batman (Tim Burton), Batman begins, and LEGO batman) and bits of Gotham. I also read an absurd amount of wikipedia pages. cover is a random photo I found online. I do not own Batman or Joker or Gotham

Tennis Ball and Golf Ball are just friends. Right? Well, even they think that. But yet, every sunset, every hour spent together, they both develop feelings they're certain the other hasn't. Ironic, right? TW: there are so many sunsets i swear to god- kinda impressive ranks ig: #3 in #bfdi #1 #ihavenolife #1 in #Golfball #1 in #Iamnotokay ig? #3 in #Silly #4 in #Tengolf

"You must trick Fyodor Dostoevsky into telling you secrets whether it's by torturing , abuse or seduction." "Wait. Why me?" "Because , I've used my deduction and hes taken a liking to you". This takes place after dead Apple and before the cannibalism took place. MAINLY SOUKOKU AND FYOZAI •fluff •soukoku •fyozai •fyolai •sigzai •shin soukoku •kyouka + Kenji #7 in ihavenoideawhatimdoing 14.5.25 #5 in ihavenolife 27.5.25 #1 in sigzai 13.6.25 #7 in fyozai 28.6.25

It doesn't even need a description LMAO 😭😭

Guys if y'all can find any fun in this I will die. /JK So uhh this is DW X Forsaken if they had a group chat together :D Hope y'all like it or smth idk I SUCK :D Author's Note: HOW TF DID THIS GET OVER 5K VIEWS- YOU ARE ALL CRAZY

Damien thorn. The oh so powerful Antichrist. The heir to the hellian throne. Is sent off to work as a little helper for Jesus because he wanted to rebel against his step Father. Forced to take care of some losers, for a while he believes there's nothing useful nor interesting about human life but after spending time with his new forced to be friend he might realize the human world isn't as bad as he once thought it was. (Sorry for any misspelling English is not ny first language) !Warning! If you are sensitive to the following: •Alcohol •Strong language/slurs (I can reclaim btw) •Childhood trauma •PTSD •Death •Child Abuse •Drug Abuse I suggest this story may not be for you, although all the topics in the story are the same ones South Park has done or shown in the show so if you were okay with south park this story hopefully wont effect you as much. But again be warned⚠️ [Thank you:) ] (All art shown in the story is mine)

hot kiss at the end (not clockbait) this was for some stupid fanfic contest that me and my friends did

If you don't know what anime to watch or what Manga to read, then this book will be filled with anime and Manga recommendations for all you fellow weebs out there!! ❤️

Girl whatever...

pizza is gay anygay this book will never mention pizza again

Don't take this too seriously, this is a joke book. uwu After Talking Tom broke up with Peppa Pig, he has to find a new place to live, so he epically lives with Edd and the bois. But then, he begins to liek Tom because yes. THIS STORY ALSO INCLUDES A LOT OF MATT X MATT

because i have weird friends and no life. enjoy the pic of seungcheol in the cover.

It's smut, but not taken seriously because I don't want to.

Like, a diary or something like that, Idk, or just at all random and messy Random thoughts

This is a trollfic I wrote. I wrote the first six chapters before getting a wattpad, so that's why I could upload them so quickly

It's autumn in Tulsa and Steve Randle has a confession to make... Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS. They belong to S.E. Hinton. Or the picture I used. Idk who that belongs to but credit to him/her. I'm not making any money off of this story I promise I just wrote it for @SpaghettiCat880 (love your username and thx for requesting!!). Warning: Some mild cursing, mention of past tragedy (nothing graphic though), make out

Do you like hearing stories? People don't like them anymore tho. Maybe they don't have time or maybe good stories are slowly dreading. I always liked stories that starts with once upon a time so.... Once upon a time it was her She didn't wanted to be a princess but she wanted to a princess. Stories are what had lead her life because when humans refuses to stay. Stories stay there for you. She wanted her own story unlike like perfect protagonist she had flaws, handful of them. Being happy isn't that easy as it seems. Removing your memories... Removes the lessons too. That's what this is all about. I hope you choose this story... It won't change the world but maybe you.

This is random crap drawing I promise I can actually draw

A story of poetry I've made, many from the past. It's not good due to being old so good luck reading this. Credits: 1. Cover by me 2. Poetry by me

I got really bored one day and I happened to do this, okay? *sigh* I need a life... (None of these pictures belong to me they belong to their rightful owners and I do not own any of these animes that I include in this book!)