Ihavenolife Stories

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COVER ART NOT MINE!!! This is going to be a fan fic (obv) based after the Purge in Unstable SMP/Universe, bc that's not out yet for me. and I like this au I have in my head and want to write it down. >:] lil bit lazy, so soz y'all. Quick thing: the au, which I dont think is og. Long story short, Wemmbu kills Arachnid and takes over the Kingdom of the Caves. This is my first fan fiction, but put on as much criticism as you would like. I want to know how to improve :) Also, I hope you enjoy it? I might not get much done, but I'll try. Also... might add ships if requested ^^

HUMANIZEDDD!!! AGGHHHH IITTSS HUMANIZED OOOWWAHHSGSHSGNCJSIJNSCNJI I'm tired of slow burn shit Cheesy's boyfriend, Tissues, breaks up with him after a show. He goes to a bar and meets a guy there he thinks he might get to know, since they're going to the same college. Somehow, his name sounds so familiar, and Cheesy doesn't know how or why. Before all this, he got into a car crash a few years back. But Cheesy doesn't think that has anything to do with all this... or does it? This feels corny bruhj uhhh might be REALLY slow to update since i keep forgetting about this and have no real good ideas Don't hate me for this if it turns out really short, I legit thought of this pulling an all-nighter. My ideas are absolute ASS when it's the middle of the night.

tennis ball but he's oddly jollier and orange 😎

Guys if y'all can find any fun in this I will die. /JK So uhh this is DW X Forsaken if they had a group chat together :D Hope y'all like it or smth idk I SUCK :D TW: MISCHARACTERIZATION RAHHHHHHHHH HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT Author's Note: HOW TF DID THIS GET OVER 10K VIEWS- YOU ARE ALL CRAZY

Hi this is gonna suck bc this is my first story but whateva

Have fun reading!

A poem I wrote about my should have been older sibling

I have no idea why I made this but here it is

From the author who brought you Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles comes an exciting new tale that's sure to make a drug-addicted; fornicating evolutionist out of you! (Now, with author's notes and vines!)

Hello. 🙋🏻‍♀️ now get the f🖕ck away from me

Yep hello my cobras

I haven't played the game I've just seen videos 😁

well... uhm... yeah...

This is the story Jacob, the ugliest Dino around. "Magnificent story for the whole family" - The Times Weekly I wrote this as a joke and my friends peer pressured me into putting it on wattpad

This is the public diary of a teenage girl that has acne, parent issues, and an exciting yet boring life. At school I'm not cool but I'm not a loser. Y'know what I mean?? I'm in this SPORT called colorguard. You know, the flag twirlers that preform with the marching bands on halftime in football games. Yeah those people. Anywho read and support me rants!!

this is bullshit, i came up with this idea at 3am in the morning

The sequel to 'My Book of Derp'.

HoLy BuG iN a PiZzA bOx I have no clue why I made this I'm aware the covers complete shit