Ineffable Stories

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 1 AND 2 OF GOOD OMENS! Hey, sad omens! Come with me as I lick the wounds inflicted by Neil Gayman. This story starts out right at the moment in the first image, just before Aziraphale goes up to heaven. Everything that canonically happens after that is basically thrown out the window here. This story is going to get spicy (next part!) but it's definitely more of a slow burn. This was originally 3 parts in my head and now, if I pushed myself it could easily be 10+. I'm brand new to this fandom and I'm in too deep if you're reading this send help. Just to clarify a couple things - I know they're not actually "real" men, but the term is occasionally useful here. I also couldn't really find anything conclusive on uh.. Certain bodily functions and/or anatomy, but again, the default of human male anatomy is useful to further the plot. I appreciate your suspended beliefs here, because I won't lie it was difficult to write human attributes to supernatural beings. Just roll with it for the sake of the smooches like I do, yeah? Anyway, I hope there's someone out there who finds this entertaining, as I've had so much fun with the story so far. Thanks for taking the time to check this out and enjoy! (special thanks to Chopin, TVU, Hozier, Queen, MM, MCR, the Good Place, Twitter and Tumblr fandom, as well as Neil Gaiman, Michael Sheen and David Tennant for fleshing out their characters. I do not own any of the images used for this, they're ones found on Twitter or Google.)

SPOIL SEASON 2 (episode 6 to be more precise) "Oh Rampa... Nothing lasts forever. - No, I guess not." 7 Drabbles in a row The concept is to write 100 words, no more, no less. Hope you'll enjoy! Also be posted in French ❤️

Crowley and Aziraphale fall in love slowly over the course of this slow burn story. Prepare for broken hearts, tears. I don't own the cover art.

A collection of short Good Omens/Ineffable Husbands stories that I write. Expect 2+ updates a month!

Everyone talks about Rose Tyler running into Crowley, but what if it was Donna Noble? Our favorite celestial duo is about to get with a level of sass that transcends time and space.

Good Omens fanfiction. It takes about three years for Aziraphale to realize that he messed up by leaving Crowley to go to Heaven, and he returned to Earth ashamed and unwilling to seek out Crowley, who he thinks he has hurt beyond repair. Crowley has to seek him out instead. Language warning. One-Shot.

(Per chi è Italian* o non parla l'inglese, nel mio profilo potete trovare la versione italiana della storia!) Hi everyone! If you're here from TikTok after seeing my video: glad I managed to catch your attention, and I hope you will enjoy this fanfiction about our ineffable husbands! (I'm assuming that if my video showed up on your For You page, you already know what this is about haha.) And if you're one of my followers: welcome <3 thank you so much for your support, and I hope you'll like the story! If you just stumbled upon this by chance, here's a quick intro so you know who you're dealing with: I'm a 27-year-old Sicilian girl with a big love for music, TV shows, and anime. This is a fanfiction based on the tv show Good Omens. If you know it, you instantly have my respect. (And if you want more Good Omens or tv shows/anime content, you can follow me on TikTok: The_ineffable_girl *angel-wing emoji*.) If you don't know the show, I seriously recommend watching it. In my opinion, it's one of the most beautiful tv show ever made! (Also, you wouldn't understand this fanfiction at all, so... yeah, go watch it first haha.) In any case, just know that this fanfic isn't very long (barely ten chapters) and there are no spicy/hot or NSFW scenes (maybe a bit of romance here and there). I chose to focus more on the idea of family, so if you're a minor or reading in public, don't worry, it's totally family-friendly! I'm sorry if there are any grammar or syntax mistakes. Since I'm Italian, English isn't my first language. Huge thanks to Sally from @goodomensitaly (go follow the page on IG and TikTok), my dear friend Andrea (who also created the beautiful cover for this story, follow her on TikTok too), and @heohl (follow her on IG) for being my beta readers! That's all, I won't keep you any longer... enjoy the story and HAPPY READING!

basically just a version of what could happen in Good Omens season 3 idrk what this us gonna end up like :)

Maren is a demon, the demon of rats to be exact, which is rather ironic considering her secret attachment to the snake demon Crowley, but don't tell her that. She never particularly liked hell, even when surrounded with demons just like herself, she felt as though that wasn't where she belonged but she stayed nonetheless because of the charming snake who made her feel at home. But what happens when she has to attend the trial of her anchor and loses him to the other side? Rated Mature - References to sex (no smut though), mild language

EYUP So I've decided to write a new one shots book for the billionth time Anyone who's read any of my previous stuff will know that updates are gonna be few and far between so be prepared for THAT just a collection of stories abt silly goofy celestial beings :) I DONT OWN GOOD OMENS OR THESE CHARACTERS ITS ALL OWNED BY THE LOVELY NIEL GAIMAN

Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite in late 2025 / early 2026. not my cover art.

Aziraphale adopts a cat. Crowley is not amused.

Today, Aziraphale and Crowley are going on a date, even if they wouldn't call it such, to try something new. Bubble tea is on the menu.

in which they're so beautiful, words can't even describe them. blue lock one shots. started: 04222021 published: 04242021 ended: © -SAEITOSHI 2021

in·ef·fa·ble /inˈefəb(ə)l/ (adj.) too great or extreme to be expressed or described in words. "the ineffable feeling of seeing you for the first time"

【INEFFABLE】 (adj.) too great to be expressed in words You were my malady My melody, my fantasy, my galaxy Then my tragedy Hello, I'm just another poetry account...please read my poems...and have a nice day that sounded so desperate

It's Christmas and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to still celebrate the holiday even as Eden still recovers from her terrible wounds from The War.

Good Omens fanfiction. Post-apocalypse. Aziraphale has received an offer to come back to Heaven, but before he can explain his intention to Crowley, the demon goes running. Aziraphale finds him and tries to explain himself and comfort his friend. Hurt/comfort, angst, romance. One-Shot.

Aziraphale plans to avoid any holiday traditions that bring back memories of his late husband until he receives a gift from a handsome shop owner. To move on from his loss, Aziraphale works for a balance between his memories and finding a future.

[REQUESTS ARE VERY MUCH OPEN] ｉｎｅｆｆａｂｌｅ (adj.) utterly indescribable; too sacred to speak of cover by: @loveforsythia