Ineffablehusbands Stories

At the time I'm writing this, season 2's release date has been announced. In light of that, I have decided to start writing my fanfic. Basically Crowley jinxed himself and Aziraphale with the whole "what if I did the good thing and you did the bad one" part. The result is Gabriel and Beelzebub going to punish them. However their idea of a punishment only brought the Angel and the demon closer. PS: I am an Omnist, and will be writing the story as such. I don't want any comments saying my beliefs are wrong or that I am ruining the story if you do not agree with how I've portrayed this world.

After the near end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley decide that they are happier when together and make the big decision to move in together, which ultimately leads to a romance that has been building up for centuries.

yeah um just gonna do some fluff or just dorky short story things when I'm bored, bc I'm feeling really unmotivated for my current novelish fanfic prob gonna change the cover to, I'm just making this so that I remember to do these sometimes also in my opinion, ineffable husbands is the perfect Ace relationship, so no smut or anything, it really makes me uncomfortable, especially for these characters ttyl gays🏳️‍🌈 AUs: descriptions are in the part labeled 'AU folder' almost omens-🕒 vanished omens-🌫 magic omens-🔮

{Good Omens Fic} This is a story, of a Demon and an Angel, who were placed on the earth over 6000 years ago, and had somehow inevitably become the bestest of friends. But we already knew that portion... This specific story follows a few years after the events of Season 2 Episode 6, where Aziraphale has been working in heaven, Muriel has been working in the bookshop, and Crowley finally wakes up TW: there might be some uncomfy subjects, including things like suicide, constant physical pain, ect. I don't know if there will be sexual themes yet, that's up to later me to determine, but I know there won't be for a long while, so that subject is safe Writer: @TheIneffableKing Editor: @LivBug1029

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 341,200 (59 one-shots)

Magnus Bane has returned to London after 25 years, looking forward to meeting old friends and the puzzling offer from a Shadowhunter that summoned him to England. Unfortunately, demonic forces have decided to wreak havoc on the exact day, and Magnus is not in the mood for enlisting the Shadow World's help tonight. That leaves only one option- two old, old acquaintances- as old as time itself. Can Magnus set aside his doubts and trust the angel and the demon? NOTE- this is a short Shadowhunters Universe × Good Omens fanfiction. all characters belong to Cassandra Clare/ Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.

According to 'The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter,' the end of the world will take place exactly next Saturday, just before dinner time. The armies of Heaven and Hell are gathering, and strange things are beginning to happen all over the world. Yes, everything is going according to the Great Plan. Well, maybe not everything. The demon Rowan is not at all happy about the end of humanity, and although the angel Santiago isn't either, she is afraid of what might happen if his superiors find out. But the two of them have never been alone, and this time even less so, because Aziraphale and Crowley are also unwilling to accept so easily the idea of 'the end of the world as we know it'. Neither Heaven nor Hell would be amused to learn that a fussy angel, a hustling demon, a falsely obedient little angel, and a bratty demon are planning to sabotage Armageddon. Everyone is fighting to fulfil their desires to end the world or not, but whatever happens, it's already raining frogs, Atlantis is rising again, Death, War, Pollution and Hunger are already revving their engines, and... Good heavens! Someone has made the Antichrist disappear! * ** This story was first written in Spanish. Now, I'm trying to adapt it into English. The central plot and characters of this story belong to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Although I've used the book as a basis, elements from the Amazon series are also present. Please, remember that even though angels and demons use he/him or she/her pronouns, they're still non-humans, so they have no gender. They are not straIght, not gay, not lesbian, etc. They don't work like us, because they do not have our society's rules. They are just beings who use the language how it works. I hope you enjoy the story.

I wrote a few small fics based on prompts for the Ineffable Husbands. I am going to post them all here. So the chapters will not coincide with each other. Just a warning.

These are quotes from your favorite good omens characters that are certainly not real, but probably just as funny! Honestly this is mostly our ineffable husbands but other characters will also appear. None of the characters are mine.

Heaven found out, and now Aziraphale was gone. This is the first time Crowley has ever acted properly demonic

Just a collection of the 300-600 word Good Omens soft stories I've written late at night when I should be sleeping because this fandom needs more fluff.

None of the works in this book are mine, I just thought to share some of my favorite things that people have drawn about these two love birds. Will mainly be Aziraphale/Crowley. I'll try my best to give credit to the artist. If I miss it and you know who the artist is, please, by all means, tell me. Won't contain NSFW, but it is recommended for T+. Enjoy, lovelies! :)

A series of Good Omens one-shots taking place across various times and places. Chapter info to be included as they are added, any warnings will be written at the beginning of the story.

"𝘖𝘩, 𝘔𝘳 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥?" In a certain little bookshop nestled on a street in Soho, something is amiss with a certain ethereal sushi-lover. Being served to our favorite hip-swishing smooth-talking mess of a demon is an appetizer of catty demoness with a passion for chaos, an entrée featuring a Hellishly evil plan to clip the wings of all the angels, and a cold dish of apparent betrayal with whipped cream and a cherry on top for dessert. Better get a good bottle of chardonnay, Crowley, you're gonna need it for this one. *Good Omens and all associated characters featured in this work are owned by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. **Song credit to Mr Ozzy Osbourne, "Mr Crowley" ***Artwork depicted on cover was designed by myself, and not stolen from the internet

These are four Good Omens one-shots that were written as presents for my dear friends: Deamonia214, KannaOphelia, Caffine_And_Spite, and Bring_Death_Upon_Me. The order is as follows: This year feels so brand new (tie a ribbon around me and you) - Christmas tenderness and shameless fluff Something So Flawed and Free- Saturnalia in Ancient Rome On the nature of demon summoning- Crowley get's summoned by a "cult." How on earth was he supposed to get out of this one? Crowley's Adventures in Discorporation- Written for the prompt: its sort of a free-for-all in the Corporations department in Hell, so as soon as a body is fixed anyone can take it. When Crowley gets discorporated, he finds himself not only without his favorite corporation, but with another demon loose on Earth.

Requests open ~Good Omens~ These are the fanfics you read while looking for the good ones. :)

"I will never love again God. Did you hear me? I'll never love again!" In which Crowley begins to fall in love, despite pleading to God that he'll never love again.

All art included here is mine!!! This'll include my Pride art for some of my main LGBTQ+ characters, as well as LGBTQ+ headcanons!!!

(This is a fanfiction based off of a really good comic by @mis.march on Instagram! 💕) "Don't worry, he'll be fine." The crisp words slashed through the stunned silence in the room with such heat and intensity there wasn't a response. The sentence alone seemed almost comforting, but in the venom behind the words lied an unspoken promise. Crowley's ears flooded with the sound of his racing heart and then took to a loud pitched ring as his eyes trailed up the long legs and slender body to the Angel's face. The pristine lips moved but seemingly no sound came out. His glasses were long forgotten and his deep, citrine eyes pierced into Gabriel like a spear. Crowley's fingers twitched just at the thought of running a long spear through the man and his lips almost tweaked into a smile. When sound rushed him again and sound was put to movement, everything began to stop. Crowley's blood ran colder than ice as his brain finally put together the sentences like two puzzle pieces finally clicking together. "I always did believe death was far too merciful for a.." there was a long pause and suddenly disgust filled the Angel's voice. "demon." He spat the word like saying it filled his mouth with a rancid taste.