Ineffablehusbands Stories

I'm bored and/or lost for longer plot ideas so I am making some oneshots. These are probably gonna be as shit as David's pineapple. Please send me any and all ideas you have and I can try to write them (Although no heavy smut I can only do kinda like heated fluff)

Crowley and Aziraphale somewhat helped to save the world three years ago and they celebrated by drinking multiple overdoses worth of alcohol like often they do. But Celebrating saving the world should be more special, especially since it also marked when Heaven and Hell decided to leave their relationship alone and they could finally be free. So, it seemed only fitting to go on Holiday - To Button House. They meet the Ghosts and after some confusion they become great friends, with most of them. They tell the ghosts about their history and help out with a couple simple problems they need solving. Until they get a more difficult challenge: Trying to help set up two ghosts who very clearly have a crush on each other but refuse to act on it. (THEY probably aren't the best people to ask for relationship advice tbh) This is a WIP but I will try do as much as I can without rushing. I'm hoping to update kinda frequently and if I'm not posting I'll probably be editing notes often.

I wrote a few small fics based on prompts for the Ineffable Husbands. I am going to post them all here. So the chapters will not coincide with each other. Just a warning.

Crowley and Aziraphale have confessed their romantic feelings toward each other, and are very curious about what comes along with being in a relationship for humans. ~~~~ Disclaimer: I do not own Good Omens or the characters involved in this story

Aziraphale encounters a fellow angelic inventor. Castiel is a fearsome seraphim carrying out a mysterious personal mission. Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to track Castiel's movements through time and learn to invent a few new things along the way.

Title says anything, it really does!

A sweet little moment between a Daddy Snek and his precious baby Snek!

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 341,200 (59 one-shots)

ONE SHOT! I was so upset about the ending of season two that I had to give it a "better ending." In this ending things go a little better for the two of them! (I'm super lazy so I'll be completely honest...This oneshot was mostly written by AI) It's fluff with kissing so don't lose your marbles over it. Art on cover by: mariacfrantz on Tumblr

Just some one-shots of Crowley and Azirafell being cute gays. I do accept requests! :) Mostly fluff maybe angst and maybe smut. Cover Image found on Google from Cupcake On Tumblr.

Just a bunch of one shots to celebrate pride week in Canada. Featuring a few of fics about all sorts of LGBTQIA+ pairings/characters.

In this story Crowley and Aziraphale are human and teachers. Crowley must look after the new blue eyed teacher and keep him out of trouble. While doing all that is he supposed to be bettering todays youth? Yeah right. Maybe he'll just fall in love instead.

This may be a Drabble thing or a story, I dunno yet.

In which Crowley is invited to Aziraphale's 6000 year Angel Training reunion and he realizes feelings that he hasn't cared to admit before.

A Good Omens fic/Collection on writings. They might not all be outright romantic, but this IS Crowley x Aziraphale, if you couldn't tell by the title.

Death is inevitable, however he can't collect all of the souls by himself. That's were his children come in. Grim reapers are the children of Death. They are the ones to lead and protect souls on their journey between worlds. They were the first grim reaper and Deaths first child. They have been by his side since Eve was tempted by the snake and has shown nothing but loyalty to her father. They don't have a true name but is lovingly known as Hope by the angel and the demon of who they have always seemed to cross paths with. Why? They don't really know why they were given this name by the angel but he seems to think it's suits them. 🍎~ Good Omens COMPLETED EDITED This story is now on AO3!

Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite in late 2025 / early 2026. not my cover art.

// A collection of one shots featuring the Ineffable Husbands and other characters from good omens. REQUESTS OPEN // //all characters featured in this story belong to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett//

(Cover art is mine) I found out what happened at the end of Good Omens Season 2 and now I need to write fanfiction to make myself feel better cause I am not mentally well right now. (Written with only Season 1 in mind. Narrated by God kind of... I'm workshopping the title. It's all going to be a mess so buckle in.) Will contain strong language and possibly suggestive and/or sensitive topics. Be warned!!

Crowley finds his secret conviction that the world was designed for his personal entertainment severely tested by the bloody boring fourteenth century. But what is he a demon for, if not to spice things up a bit? It's irrelevant that a certain angel is taking his orders seriously for once and embarking on a life of self-denial and doing good. That isn't the reason Crowley is bored, at all. And he certainly isn't acting up to get Aziraphale's attention because he's desperately in love or anything.