Ineffablehusbands Stories

'JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.' In which an angel, a demon, and their adoptive daughter decide to stop Armageddon. Except it's days away, they've lost the antichrist, Heaven and Hell are both breathing down their necks, and the threat of six thousand years worth of history ending in fire and flames is really causing them to feel the pressure. Any reasonable person would declare success impossible... Good thing this family has never once been reasonable. It will take all the power (and luck) a pair of eccentric supernatural entities can muster, but together, with a dash of pure human free-will, plus copious amounts of Queen's music, they might just come out victorious. (Good Omens, Ineffable Husbands + Child!OC)

I am not emotionally recovered from the season 2 ending so here. Major season 2 spoilers!!!!

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 341,200 (59 one-shots)

Crowley x Aziraphale fluff and smut spaced out updates mature/nsfw (art is NOT mine)

(Per chi è Italian* o non parla l'inglese, nel mio profilo potete trovare la versione italiana della storia!) Hi everyone! If you're here from TikTok after seeing my video: glad I managed to catch your attention, and I hope you will enjoy this fanfiction about our ineffable husbands! (I'm assuming that if my video showed up on your For You page, you already know what this is about haha.) And if you're one of my followers: welcome <3 thank you so much for your support, and I hope you'll like the story! If you just stumbled upon this by chance, here's a quick intro so you know who you're dealing with: I'm a 27-year-old Sicilian girl with a big love for music, TV shows, and anime. This is a fanfiction based on the tv show Good Omens. If you know it, you instantly have my respect. (And if you want more Good Omens or tv shows/anime content, you can follow me on TikTok: The_ineffable_girl *angel-wing emoji*.) If you don't know the show, I seriously recommend watching it. In my opinion, it's one of the most beautiful tv show ever made! (Also, you wouldn't understand this fanfiction at all, so... yeah, go watch it first haha.) In any case, just know that this fanfic isn't very long (barely ten chapters) and there are no spicy/hot or NSFW scenes (maybe a bit of romance here and there). I chose to focus more on the idea of family, so if you're a minor or reading in public, don't worry, it's totally family-friendly! I'm sorry if there are any grammar or syntax mistakes. Since I'm Italian, English isn't my first language. Huge thanks to Sally from @goodomensitaly (go follow the page on IG and TikTok), my dear friend Andrea (who also created the beautiful cover for this story, follow her on TikTok too), and @heohl (follow her on IG) for being my beta readers! That's all, I won't keep you any longer... enjoy the story and HAPPY READING!

18+ (Slow Updates, sorry) ( Cover art by @FBBSSA ) Please do not report this, it is marked as mature as it should be. If you dislike smut, lemons, pornography (written form), or anything else of the sort please do not read this. Series and characters within it are not owned by me, they are currently owned by Amazon / Amazon Prime / Amazon Prime Video, all of which are trademarked. The characters are also owned by Neil Gaiman, and Terry Pratchett.

So as my "Ask Sun and Moon!" went SO well, I was thinking to start a Good Omens version. You can ask any questions you wish to ANY character you wish. Following lure that's on screen...and maybe a few personal things. I'll also do holiday specials, ect ect. Just comment, ask a question, and I'll respond! CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME! If any questions are mature (I have to put this here, My Ask Sun and Moon one had...rather INTERESTING QUESTIONS) I will add a disclaimer. NO ART, CHARACTERS, OR STUFF BELONGS TO ME!

I'm bored and/or lost for longer plot ideas so I am making some oneshots. These are probably gonna be as shit as David's pineapple. Please send me any and all ideas you have and I can try to write them (Although no heavy smut I can only do kinda like heated fluff)

Aziraphale lover many things in life, books, good wine, Crowley, wearing sensible shoes, people, but Aziraphale also loves food, and he just happens to have a poorly timed craving for crepes. Caught during the French revolution dressed in smart English clothing wasn't helping his cause. he ends up in the Bastille waiting for the executioner when his demon saves him

Aziraphale was wandering between them unnoticed even though his blonde hair should have stood out almost as much as the woman with bright yellow eyes and long auburn hair, who he just noticed from the corner of his eye, being brutally shoved onto a cart by a trader who the angel knew very well to be particularly cruel. Oh dear.

Archangel Gabriel experiences his very first carnival, meanwhile, Crowley is a bit bummed out that Eden isn't spending as much time with him as she used to....

Crowley and Aziraphale had fooled Heaven and Hell once, but this time it was not going to be enough. This time one of them was going to burn.

Well, that's pretty simple. Every Good Omens fan worth their salt seems to have one of this, so I decided to give oneshots a try, too. It will be angst, mostly, because I have a soft spot for it. In this book, I will post one-shots with the following couples: * Aziraphale/Crowley a.k.a Ineffable Husbands (mostly) * Beelzebub/Gabriel a.k.a Ineffable Bureaucracy (maybe) WARNING! I don't write smut. As for the rest, there will be angst (mostly, I think), whump, fluff, hurt-comfort, etc. REQUESTS are [OPEN]

Just some soft and angsty drabble (aka oneshots) of our favourite Ineffable Husbands 😇😈 (Cover is temporary until I make something uwu)

Aziraphale thinks of all the times that Crowley had been there and ultimately feels bad. So when word gets round that the Archangel Raphael is still alive, Aziraphale tries to track them down for Crowley. What could go wrong, amiright? [[Oh heck it's been months, so I guess this is on hiatus woops.]]

Aziraphale encounters a fellow angelic inventor. Castiel is a fearsome seraphim carrying out a mysterious personal mission. Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to track Castiel's movements through time and learn to invent a few new things along the way.

Crowley and Aziraphale are now living together in Crowley's apartment. The story follows them and their every day lives a year after they helped Adam Young stop the apocalypse. Gabriel pays Aziraphale a visit to announce that he is exiled from Heaven for the next 2000 years, and no angel will come to Earth during that time since they will regroup in Heaven (as demons will regroup in Hell) getting ready for the next big battle. Aziraphale and Crowley are thus left (alone) on Earth. If you loved episode 3, where it was just them throughout the ages - then you will love this story.

Hey hey hey. This will be just a book of like good omens one shots or something. Enjoy! Cover art is mine

∆ 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐒 - 𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 some wholesome one-shots for your viewer amusement, mainly fluff, angst, and comfort. ©2023 | theshortking start: 08•05•23

Random (wholesome I guess) chay between Aziraphale and Crowley :3