Ineffablehusbands Stories

Crowley, the Serpent of Eden, is given a very special assignment.... carry and birth the Antichrist. In other words, be a surrogate for Satan himself. What's a knocked up Earth-loving demon to do? well, go see his "Hereditary Enemy" of course. *cover art not mine*

Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite in late 2025 / early 2026. not my cover art.

I am very sad as I just got into good omen and they are already broken up. So here are abunch of angsty/cute onshots that may or may not have to do with our Ineffable husbands. Sorry if Aziraphale and Crowley are written bad I'm still learning how to write them.

After the sudden and tragic death of her parents, Aallotar "Olly" Collins is forced to leave America and live with her grandmother in London, England. She tries to uphold the optimism, but adjusting to a new life isn't a piece of cake. While facing the struggles of loss, Olly finds joy in spending her evenings in the kindly man Aziraphale's book shop. But things go downhill when the forces of Heaven and Hell team up together to bring destruction to humanity's protectors in order to make room for their Holy Battle. And Olly is in the center of it all. In the battle to stop Apocolypse 2.0, Crowley and Aziraphale take the side of Humanity once more as Olly tries to protect them all from the claws of death while also discovering her own identity.

♡ Angel and Demon worth protecting ♡ :-:-:-: Deolziel was once a reputable Guardian Angel, respected and honoured. Fired from her duty for more than a century, she thought she'll never be appointed to protect and guide any soul ever again. Until one day, there's a quiet little messy bookshop in London Soho and there's a shiny Bentley parked in front of it. A couple of wine bottles and a few shedded feathers. Deolziel was put back on Guardian duty and it's not as easy as dealing with humans. Two angels, one demon, a dark past, many wine bottles, and a baby rubber plant who usually shakes in fear. Wonder what could happen.

As the title states, this book will be used for prompts for the ineffable husbands week. They will most likely not be in date, but I will make the effort to have something for each prompt. I doubt each chapter will be very long but they will all have a minimum of 1,000 words. (This is the SFW variant of the challenge/activity because I cannot write smut to save my life, therefore the NSFW version would be a waste on my page) Word Count: 25,970

This was supposed to be from October 18th to October 25th, hyping up the fact that filming for S2 started in October. Unfortunately, I only found out the day before the event started, while in the middle of the semester. Didn't stop me from making stuff for it though. Took way longer than I wanted, but I did it, so I count it as a win! (Every chapter after the index will be a separate AU based on the prompts given for each day. Once again, I'm not giving myself a minimum for each one shot. Also, this is one of those things where the fic title will be said somewhere within the fic, cuz I'm cheesy like that, so keep an eye out for that. Also: Art used as reference on day 6 is by gingerhaole on Twitter and Instagram, because I love her butch lesbian look for Aziraphale. Art used as reference on day 7 is by Whiteley Foster on Twitter and Instagram and doubles as part of her "Write This In Your Style" event!) Word Count: 20,000 (8 one-shots)

Aziraphale Fell is living his life in the big city when he's summoned to the sleepy town of Eden to settle the affairs of two beloved family friends.

Ineffable husbands one-shots because these guys have consumed every fiber of my being! Angst because I can't write fluff for the life of me. Pretty graphic descriptions most likely, nothing too terrible.

As Aziraphale lived on earth, he began to not be touched at all, not by humans, certainly not by the angles, the only person that touches him and even then it's not enough is Crowley and even then the touches are small. Aziraphale flinching away and getting uncomfortable when Crowley touches him makes Crowley try to distance himself even more. Hurting them both.

A Good Omens human AU where Crowley and Aziraphale are next door neighbors who fall in love and face judgement from their families for who they are and who they love. (Story Cover by me, and also temporary)

(I'm not fluent in English! So sorry for any mistakes.) What if Crowley and Aziraphale were humans? In this Au Crowley has a flower shop, and obviously, he's a Queen fan. Aziraphale has his bookstore and classical music. Both stores face each other. What might happen? Have a good reading! :] (I'm trying to put as many references to the series as possible! Even if in this Au they're humans) THERE ARE CHARACTERS FROM THE SEASON 2 HERE!! [The characters used in this story are NOT mine!! They're from the Good Omens series and book]

Three children, born from powerful entities. One is not like the others. The other two know, but the one doesn't know that he's the key to Earth's destruction. ----- ｡*ﾟ+ ✧*✧ ｡*ﾟ+ ----- Two angel and demon hybrids, Phoebe and Reuben are the secret children of the angel of the Eastern Gate and the serpent of Eden, Aziraphale and Crowley, kept hidden to keep themselves alive from Heaven and Hell. But they also have a third sibling. Adam, not an angel or demon, or a hybrid of both. But the Anti-Christ, who was stolen on the night he was born. So when the inevitable Armageddon creeps closer and closer to reality and Adam starts questioning his actual origins, Phoebe and Reuben need to find a way to prevent their little brother from accidentally destroying the world and revealing to the higher ups the truth behind their existences. ----- ｡*ﾟ+ ✧*✧ ｡*ﾟ+ -----

A Harry Potter Good Omens crossover fic! Flipping between two timelines, we see Aziraphale and Crowley's 1st year friendship grow into... Something more, and see their married life as a couple where they navigate the grounds of being Hogwarts professors and also protecting their identity, as the Dark Lord rises. .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. Cover art is mine, but there will likely be some fan art and pieces in here that aren't, so I will attempt to give credit to those artists where it is due. Again, I can't promise a constant update schedule because yo girl is human, and a busy human at that. But I hate putting a stop on a story, so you all have that going for you. Anyways, lets get into the book!

How could anyone find enough comfort in that awful position to fall asleep? That's a mystery. Although the redhead seemed to be as comfortable as ever, face laying on their crossed arms, hair all over the place, and legs too... Or Aziraphale have to change school mid-year and encounter a particularly sleepy student in his science class. Sorry in advence, english isn't my first language

Writing this to cope with szn 2 and other stuff but mostly szn 2 It's basically child reader [14] being parented by Aziraphale and Crowley It's written with gender neutral pronouns so you can read this if you're a guy, gal, or non binary pal. The main character will also be bilingual, I'm mexican-american so if your Spanish is different than mine that's why. Also I'm not using things like y/n, h/c, e/c in case you like stories having that. Warning this will probably have some explicit language and a main character with serious issues. But I'll put a warning for anything that could be upsetting so you can skip over it and focus on the fluff [Idk if you can see the username in the cover but it's @ sunnyonice I got it on Pinterest]

This can be interpreted as a romance (Ineffable Bureaucracy) or a friendship, whichever the reader prefers. When Crowley starts causing chaos and Aziraphale may be tempted to follow, Beelzebub and Gabriel have to work together to try to convince them to stop. But after a few cups of coffee and a little bit of craziness, who knows what will happen?

just a bunch of crappy one-shots for all those johnlock and ineffable husbands lovers out there. request are open, so feel free to leave some requests.

I think the title says all, just some oneshots about our favourite angel-demon duos! Requests are welcome but I can't promise anything. English is not my first language so please don't be rude over grammar or word mistakes!

After nearly 70 years of not speaking to each other, chance has it that Aziraphale and Crowley run into each other in a London pub. Shortly after their reunion, both angel and devil are assigned to influence the same person. Will they pick up where they left off, helping each other with miracles and temptations? Or will the pair's conflicting sides split them apart for good?